Beyoncé Wrote a Poem, and It Is Not Flawless

http://www.thewire.com/en...ss/379370/

Sounds like Kanye produced this poem

It always surprises me when I meet a religious Virgo.

MidniteMagnet said:

It always surprises me when I meet a religious Virgo.

Justin Vernon (Bon Iver) at his worst can write a better peom than this crap!

Let me compete

Let me complete

A poem in 60 seconds or less

Just to give you an idea

Of Beyonce's writing skills test

I'm not going to Hate

As she does have her platform

But her MC'ing is up for debate

Bey, stick to showing your body

As your time is nearly up

I'd end this by saying

I really don't give a ****.

wow talk about being all over the place.it felt like listening to my kids decribe what they did over the summer back when they were like 7 years old.....we went to grandma's house,then we went swimming, i like swimming,swimming is fun. we ate ice cream, i got a friend name mike, he is my best friend.

MidniteMagnet said:

It always surprises me when I meet a religious Virgo.

It always surprises me when someone thinks astrology is anything but ignorance of early people who eventually got it right and became astronomers.

It's just quotes from her interview that were turned into a poem by Forrest Gander.

steakfinger said:

MidniteMagnet said:

It always surprises me when I meet a religious Virgo.

It always surprises me when someone thinks astrology is anything but ignorance of early people who eventually got it right and became astronomers.

I do not subscribe to astrology at all, but my birthday falls under what is supposed to be Virgo.

I just don't understand what religion has to do with when our birthdays are.

MidniteMagnet said:

It always surprises me when I meet a religious Virgo.

Intelligent people that believe in star signs or religion surprise me.

Just when we think her overrated-ness can't get any worse.

I'm all for art but this shit is horrible. If she can write that shit, then I can write this:

The spirit of love flows like calming clouds

I look into the crystal light for inspiration

Ocean waters crashing agains the sea calm me

I walk down the aisle of chaos

I stop and curse out the fool with the basket in front of me

Popcorn went flying everywhere, even in the hair grease

My car went crashing into Sweet Frog

In my dreams, Prince robbed a 7-11

I asked, where are my sunglasses?

[Edited 8/29/14 18:48pm]

Question. I'd like to know when the transition from Beyonce, just another pop star, to Beyonce, The queen of the world took place? And what exactly happened that made this transition? And where exactly was I when this took place, because I don't recall? I feel like I woke up one day and all of a sudden Beyonce is now "Queen B" and all others should "bow down"

Her PR team sure is doing some work..

all i know is this;

Beyonce is Beyonce

please let her be...

My child is my child

he came forth through me

I wrote a poem for him

about him and me

and to this day i still cherish

all that he is and is to be

and every day we're togther

is a day am i truly free

from a world filled with

lies, wars and poverty.

For God says

I am blessed with a son

for life eternity...

dm3857 said:

Question. I'd like to know when the transition from Beyonce, just another pop star, to Beyonce, The queen of the world took place? And what exactly happened that made this transition? And where exactly was I when this took place, because I don't recall? I feel like I woke up one day and all of a sudden Beyonce is now "Queen B" and all others should "bow down"

Her PR team sure is doing some work..

I totally agree and I am baffled at the same thing. I nearly lost my lunch the first time I heard some dolt mention her name in the same sentence as MJ. That was the final straw for me. I guess I am one of "those" type of MJ fans but I better not ever hear anyone say that dumb shit ever again!

Shame on Naughty Kitty for posting this BS

Misfee: I agree with you and enjoyed your poem about the corner store and hair grease

SeventeenDayze said:

dm3857 said:

Question. I'd like to know when the transition from Beyonce, just another pop star, to Beyonce, The queen of the world took place? And what exactly happened that made this transition? And where exactly was I when this took place, because I don't recall? I feel like I woke up one day and all of a sudden Beyonce is now "Queen B" and all others should "bow down"

Her PR team sure is doing some work..

I totally agree and I am baffled at the same thing. I nearly lost my lunch the first time I heard some dolt mention her name in the same sentence as MJ. That was the final straw for me. I guess I am one of "those" type of MJ fans but I better not ever hear anyone say that dumb shit ever again!

Shame on Naughty Kitty for posting this BS

Misfee: I agree with you and enjoyed your poem about the corner store and hair grease

Especially the part about Prince robbing a 7-11

Hell, missfee and chriss poem was better, but that didn't take much. She should stay away from paper and pens, typing, text.... because the outcome is just..

617automatic said:

Hell, missfee and chriss poem was better, but that didn't take much. She should stay away from paper and pens, typing, text.... because the outcome is just..

Yep

Atop this pedestal of hype
I feel a bit out of place,
So I just wiggle my arse
And do my 'grrrrrrr' face.

deebee said:

Atop this pedestal of hype
I feel a bit out of place,
So I just wiggle my arse
And do my 'grrrrrrr' face.

this is funny I often wonder what all of her hype is about, guess it's just slick marketing and a heavy dependence upon mindless people to enjoy her "music"....predictable drivel...

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your poem taste like raw ass
You got no class
Your homo fans have too much sass
And you're an overated bootleg version of Richard Simmons

Gunsnhalen said:

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your poem taste like raw ass
You got no class
Your homo fans have too much sass
And you're an overated bootleg version of Richard Simmons

Tell us what you really think

Time for your overrated ass to sit down

With your 10 year old out dated gown

You have an average voice and can't sing a lick

Thank God for your hype machine and suckin jigga's d!!!

Your music sucks and your act is old

If you compare yourself to MJ again, lord have mercy on your soul

Go away

Go away

Ms. Carbon Copy Tina Turner

Your overexposure is bout to put you on blast and in the back burner.

[Edited 8/30/14 16:37pm]

mjscarousal said:

Time for your overrated ass to sit down

With your 10 year old dated gown

You have an average voice and can't sing a lick

Thank God for your hype machine and suckin jigga's d!!!

Your music sucks and your act is old

If you compare yourself to MJ again, lord have mercy on your soul

Go away

Go away

Ms. Carbon Copy Tina Turner

Your overexposure is bout to put you on blast and in the back burner.

Leotard, blonde weave, convulsions and ghetto dances peppered throughout performances and voila, you have the formula to be called "Queen" or even the more objectionable "Beysus" lol

SeventeenDayze said:

mjscarousal said:

Time for your overrated ass to sit down

With your 10 year old dated gown

You have an average voice and can't sing a lick

Thank God for your hype machine and suckin jigga's d!!!

Your music sucks and your act is old

If you compare yourself to MJ again, lord have mercy on your soul

Go away

Go away

Ms. Carbon Copy Tina Turner

Your overexposure is bout to put you on blast and in the back burner.

Leotard, blonde weave, convulsions and ghetto dances peppered throughout performances and voila, you have the formula to be called "Queen" or even the more objectionable "Beysus" lol

Is this suppose to be a spoken word piece?

*snaps fingers*

[Edited 8/30/14 17:07pm]

If she died tomorrow,will anyone here cry?

SeventeenDayze said:

dm3857 said:

Question. I'd like to know when the transition from Beyonce, just another pop star, to Beyonce, The queen of the world took place? And what exactly happened that made this transition? And where exactly was I when this took place, because I don't recall? I feel like I woke up one day and all of a sudden Beyonce is now "Queen B" and all others should "bow down"

Her PR team sure is doing some work..

I totally agree and I am baffled at the same thing. I nearly lost my lunch the first time I heard some dolt mention her name in the same sentence as MJ. That was the final straw for me. I guess I am one of "those" type of MJ fans but I better not ever hear anyone say that dumb shit ever again!

Shame on Naughty Kitty for posting this BS

Misfee: I agree with you and enjoyed your poem about the corner store and hair grease

I posted it for entertainment purposes! And already this thread has become very entertaining with the hilarious poems posted here I Love it!

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned her illuminati hand poses in the second pic tho lol.

iaminparties said:

If she died tomorrow,will anyone here cry?

thats not a very nice thing to say

NaughtyKitty said:

SeventeenDayze said:

I totally agree and I am baffled at the same thing. I nearly lost my lunch the first time I heard some dolt mention her name in the same sentence as MJ. That was the final straw for me. I guess I am one of "those" type of MJ fans but I better not ever hear anyone say that dumb shit ever again!

Shame on Naughty Kitty for posting this BS

Misfee: I agree with you and enjoyed your poem about the corner store and hair grease

I posted it for entertainment purposes! And already this thread has become very entertaining with the hilarious poems posted here I Love it!

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned her illuminati hand poses in the second pic tho lol.

Decked out in Givenchy, iced in Harry Winston

...I've got 99 problems, the Illuminati ain't one of them.

You see, Jay is my inspiration, Blue Ivy my muse

Just throw up that pyramid, that hand sign, and say......

Hail Illuminati