Timmy84 said:

This race track hair sporting, California Raisins processed flipdoed, clothes-obsessed, money abusing bitch ass ninja...

edit.

[Edited 4/21/14 15:23pm]

Let's hope the child support authorities are taping this for evidence to use at the next hearing...

NaughtyKitty said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

And this right here...

Something’s On Jermaine Jackson’s Scalp and It’s a Mystery

[ 118 ] April 16, 2014 | Luvvie

Jermaine Jackson has somehow turned out to be the oddest man in a family of really talented weird people and that is no small feat. Besides all the foolery he partakes in, likechanging his last name to Jacksun (O__O) and being stuck in Africa because of his lack of child support payment, the dude has been walking around with hair paint for years.

He was on Celebrity Wife Swap the other day and folks were treated to this visual:

WHAT IS THIS, JERMASTY’S DADDY?? Jermaine cut off the growth on a chia pet, dipped it in tar and glued it on his scalp like TADA! I’m so unable. I think this is an artistic rendering of the BP oil spill. Maybe we just aren’t appreciating the depth of Jermaine. Maybe he invested in Sharpie in the early 90s and he just wants to make sure it remains profitable.

Jermaine is unable to matte. He’s so matte-deficient ALLATAHM. Skin looking like the finest patent leather… I can’t deal with him and unidentified textured hair paint coiffure! I just cannot. Can science solve this mystery for us? We’ve made it to the moon. Surely, we can figure out what Janet’s brother and Katherine’s son is rocking as a hairhat.

I just wanna hear what y’all gotta say. My girl Afrobella said:

*DEAD*

But really. What is this on his scalp?? Talk amongst yourselves. I am CRYING laughing already.

http://www.awesomelyluvvi...-hair.html

And at the comments!

Tierra says:

April 16, 2014 at 9:50 pm

It’s a sadness texturizer with a desperation pomade, all held together with a self-hatred hairspray.

I'm so done!

Priceless! They need to sic Super Nanny on him!

purplethunder3121 said:

NaughtyKitty said:

I'm so done!

Priceless! They need to sic Super Nanny on him!

OFF-TOPIC: THAT^ Supernanny is a good looking full-figure beauty.

He looks like a black MAX HEADROOM!

What are those bubble-wrap imprints on the side?! He's so unaffectionate with his wife. Guess the controlling guilt of stealing his brother's wife and the fact that he might just slide off her is too much for him. She's a needy golddigger too.

I just saw the episode; he is a hot mess! Clothes in all the spare rooms of the house AND stairwells

Then he has the nerve to tell the guest wife that because of who he is he must always look his best when he leaves the house, and therefore his outfits can only be worn once ---yet he refuses to store anything away, or donate or get rid of anything. Did anyone else see his cologne collection? All those bottles sitting around looking like they were leftover Steson samples from 1979 . Dude has some serious security issues about " lack".

How does he even have a revenue stream now?

TonyVanDam said:

purplethunder3121 said:

Priceless! They need to sic Super Nanny on him!

OFF-TOPIC: THAT^ Supernanny is a good looking full-figure beauty.

She's hot. She can discipline me any day.

How many eps does he appear on? I wanna see all the fuckery in full!