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Thread started 12/01/10 3:08pm

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Khia "reviews" Nicki Minaj's "Pink Friday" album

I know Khia is hardly relevant anymore lol but I saw this the other day and her "review" is funny as hell. giggle In case some of you don't remember Khia, her claim to fame was "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" in 2002. It seems a lot of the female hiphop stars are coming for Nicki Minaj these days! Apparently Foxy Brown is working on a track to diss the newcomer as well. By the way, Khia makes sure to take little digs at both Lil' Kim and Foxy Brown in this review lol

Khia is a mess.

I got this from Perez Hilton but here is Khia's site: http://motormouf.com/

Now………When I said Happy Thanksgiving, I was not talking about Onika’s album because there was nothing “Happy” about it, and when I say I nothing… I do mean “Nothing, Nada, Zilch…. This bitch needs to be SHOT on site. So while these bitches are fighting over whose ASS SHOTS are the biggest, give me an album without any CAMEOS and then you can talk to the Queen….. Cuz I carry this shit on top of “My Neck and My Back,” Solo Hoe! Hell…….Even on top my head, fruit baskets and all!

Real Talk…… It smells WORSER than the gas that’s coming out of my ASS, from all of the Turkey that I ate over the Thanksgiving weekend. Someone needs to give this BITCH a FLEET Enima and “FLUSH” her IMMEDIATELY, She is nothing but a “Ghostwritten”, Weezy-wannabe WHORE!

Now, I don’t want to sound like a hater because I did go out and spend my $13.99 on this”Mop-flop” of an album, so hopefully this review will give this BLOW-UP doll a little more promotion….. They built this “Bear” right before our eyes! No hate intended…. Real Talk. So let’s get started…….Shall we?

Onika Maraj’s “Pink Friday” Album Review!

Guuuuuuurl…..For starters, the album cover was cute but it looked like Mama Cita needed a Knee Replacement, Knee Braces or KNEE KNOCKERS cuz her legs looked Knotted Up, ILLIFORMED and DEFORMED just like that FAKE “ASS” of hers!!!! Her breast looked suculant, but I wouldn’t suck them wit Latifah’s lips! Shout out to the stylists and photographers who done a spectacular job, airbrushing and styling this “Dungeon Dragon” because we all know that this “Lint-Lizard” doesn’t look like this in person…. It’s AMAZING what a little make-up and camera angles can do! Fuck you, Derek Blanks and the SHIP that your ancestors came in on……Cotton-Picking son of a bitch! Moving right along!

Before we get too far into this “Fabulous” review. I noticed that there were a Hell a lot of people in this 360 deal, Universal, Young Money, Cash Money…..No Money! I mean, they get album sale Money,

Endorsement Money, Merchandising Money, Show Money which equals….No Money!! I mean….. With all of the writer’s, producer’s, features and after my husband Weezy cashes in on all of his favors, Onika will be left with $3.60 which equals….No Money! I mean, let’s be real here……100% can only go but Sooooooooooo many ways. Real Talk! Let’s move on….. Shall we?

Track 1: I’m The Best

Yes, “I” Am….. Is she the best? “NO” she’s NOT! If she was……….She wouldn’t have to say it soooooooooooooooo many times. I am a little sick and tired of hearing it! Enough, ALREADY! Wayne is the best rapper alive…… And stop tryna sound like him, we’re all OVER it! Let’s face it…… Nasti Muzik dances circles around this piece of SHIT!!! Now Tweet that……….BITCH!

Track 2: Roman’s Revenge

The best thing on this track was Eminem! Someone call “Puff The Magic” Dragon Slayer. Was she talkin about Lil Kim and was not woman enough to say it? Ooooooooooh Enimem, I never dated a white dude before…..Let’s share an Ice Cream Sandwich, or maybe an Oreo Cookie or even a Peppermint Patty! Oooooooooooooh, I’m sooooooooooo messy!

Track 3: Did It On’Em

What did you do? Because it’s obvious that you will not sell any RECORDS, don’t get too “COMFY” over there at Cash Money Records Sweeeeetie because if they DROPPED Teena Marie, they are going to be SWEEPING your ASS out the DOOR pretty soon! I Thank my husband for DROPPING Lil Mo becuase her LIPS weighed more than her ALBUM sales and needed to be picked UP from draaaaaaaging the floor! Every night me and my husband Weezy still fight about him letting Teena Marie go!

Track 4: Right Thru Me

We see right past your dumb ass! See through you, walk over you, step on you, so tired of you! I know it won’t be long before I hear about you in the PAPER! I smell a nervous BREAK DOWN coming on…..You’re not BUILT for this!

Track 5: Fly

Go Rhi-Rhi!!!! Onika, are you still swinging? The battle is over, the battle is not yours it is the Lord’s! It seem like in every song you are fighting to prove yourself…….What the HELL is really going? Are youuuuuuuuu the one jumping out of the window? Or am I going to have to THROW your ass out of the window? Where is the TALENT? Is this entire album aimed at all female rappers? You’re old as Methuselum, 969 years old and you’re still dissing and beefing. I mean, even the Queen isn’t dissing these BITCHES anymore! Grow up….Get over it! You aint even strong enough to hang…….. You will be HANGING yourself soon! You’re already taking a lot of pain killers because you have gone through soooooooo many surgeries! Don’t get ADDICTED to em, Now…… Ya hear?

Track 6: Save Me

I just told yall to SAVE this bitch…….She is DROWNING, FALLEN and can’t GET Up! Don’t give up though, keep swimming……… Hopefully, you will be able to keep Hope alive for all of lil girls that’s drowning! Seems like, Willow Smith and Justin Bieber should have been featured on the album, because the chilren are the only ones who are pleased with the works of this tired ass album. Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!

Tracks 7: Moment For Life

You still SWINGING? “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT.” Somebody please come by and carry this BITCH home! Who approved this track list? Let me check…… Looks like my husband Weezy and Birdman! Damn, they wouldn’t even give you Executive Producer credit, which still equals……..No Money!

Track 8: Check It Out

Check what out? The best thing on this track is the “Feature” WIL-I-AM…… I can’t believe I wasted my $13.99 on this BULL SHIT, I told yall that it aint no damn Barbies in the hood! I can’t wait for Matel to sue this bitch for all of the $3.60 that she earned! When is this bitch gonna learn that they stealing all of the money?

Track 9: Blazin

The only thing that’s “Blazin” is Onika’s pussy! Yeah fellas, it’s burning……Flaming Hot! Bitches will do anything for a record deal! Onika, look in the mirror! Are you pleased with yourself? We seen the BEFORE, it would have been better if you came out AFTER all of the surgery!

Track 10: Here I Am

Where are you? When you pulled “Massive Attack,” you should have pulled a few more! You are a ”Feature-Creature” Hoe, Tired and Threw. MOP this FLOP, all through my kitchen floor. Now they say, that this bitch has issues such as being bipolar and having symptoms of ADD. Instead of buying all of them costumes and wigs, you need to invest in a psychiatrist. I can hear pain on every track, you need a whole lot of SPECIAL attention.

Track 11: Dear Old Nicki

RIP…….Case closed and casket DROPPED!

Track 12: Your Love

No Hate……. I like this Track, but you still get “No” Love!

Track 13: Last Chance

This was your last chance to convince me……..And you BLEW it!

Final Arguments and Closing statements on Onika Maraj’s album review!

This bitch had three years of FULL promotion, all of the wigs, costumes, features and favors that my husband Weezy’s hard earned MONEY can buy and THIS is what you decided to give us?????? Yet, Nasti Muzik dances circles around this fuckery of an album! You have been officially sentenced to LIFE without any eligibility for Parole and have been banished from the Hip-Hop community for giving us this weak ass album. Imma keep it Gangsta, you had a Hellified promotional team but they just didn’t have anything to promote. Rob Sherfield from Rolling Stone magazine gave you 3.5 stars on the album but the Queen gives you…….ZERO stars, not even a shooting STAR! By the way, I hear that Lil Kim is erasing bitches social security numbers and that Foxy Brown is a little upset with because you lied about the feud between Kim and you, but I think Foxy should concentrate on how Kim came and SNATCHED up her record deal! Wasn’t it Fox Boogie Brown that was hanging tough with Jay Z back in the day? Is that the reason Foxy got soooooooo Big? Or was it THYROIDS, FIBROIDS, HONEY BUNS or TWINKIES? It looks like like someone PUMPED helium straight into her body! At least Lil Kim NIPPED, TUCKED and STUFFED her fat away! Nicki, please give Inga the number to your plastic surgeon and your shrink while you are at! Maybe, you guys can tag team! It takes two to Tango!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh, one more thing! Can someone tell me what happened with Pretty Money? Oh, they never made any………MONEY!



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[Edited 12/1/10 15:11pm]

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Reply #1 posted 12/01/10 3:25pm

Paris9748430

All these broads have absolutely no talent. Fox is the only one out of all of them that can actually rhyme.

The days of Latifah, Monie Love, Salt and Pepa, Lyte, Yo-Yo, shit, even the Lady of Rage are LONG fuckin' gone!!!

These chickenheads are arguing over rhymes about Barbie dolls and Pink Hair!!!

Once again, they shoulda never gave these n***as internet access!!!

JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!!
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Reply #2 posted 12/01/10 3:34pm

SoulAlive

Khia is a hot mess lol

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Reply #3 posted 12/01/10 3:42pm

Rayan

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and she only likes the shittiest track on the record lol

anyhoo, Moment 4 Life >>>> Khia. yes, I'm totally stanning for Nicki right now. does that make me a Ken?

"what's that book where they're all behind the wardrobe?"
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Reply #4 posted 12/01/10 4:10pm

lastdecember

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Khia shouldnt even be allowed to listen to music let alone "judge" it.


"We went where our music was appreciated, and that was everywhere but the USA, we knew we had fans, but there is only so much of the world you can play at once" Magne F
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Reply #5 posted 12/01/10 4:13pm

Paris9748430

lastdecember said:

Khia shouldnt even be allowed to listen to music let alone "judge" it.

She's still right, tho!

JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!!
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Reply #6 posted 12/01/10 4:55pm

lastdecember

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Paris9748430 said:

lastdecember said:

Khia shouldnt even be allowed to listen to music let alone "judge" it.

She's still right, tho!

Yeah but she was 100 times worse with her corny raps.


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Reply #7 posted 12/01/10 5:29pm

Paris9748430

lastdecember said:

Paris9748430 said:

She's still right, tho!

Yeah but she was 100 times worse with her corny raps.

I can't really tell the difference between crap like My Neck, My Back, and Minaj's songs.

They're both corny.

JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!!
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Reply #8 posted 12/01/10 5:30pm

Timmy84

They should've never gave this ignoramus a computer, a keyboard and free AOL service.

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Reply #9 posted 12/02/10 5:47am

SoulAlive

Timmy84 said:

They should've never gave this ignoramus a computer, a keyboard and free AOL service.

lol

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Reply #10 posted 12/03/10 12:08pm

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i'm no Khia fan but this here was comedy!!!! Oh Khia "The Pretty Cockroach" is outta control!!! LMAO!!! As some one stated earlier in the post yeah the days of Latifah,Lyte,YoYo,S&P,Shante,and Rage are sadly missed....but thank God for all the ladies holding it down in the underground Jean Grae,Tiye Pheonix,Hedonis Da Amazon,Psalm One,Stahrr The Femcee,Medusa,Lady Luck,Eternia,Invincible...even Rah-Digga who had a banging ass album drop this year called "CLASSIC". Straight up beats and rhymes no cameos!!! What?!?! In this day and age? from a female MC??? Thank you Rashia shit is FIYAH!!!!

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