Sometimes you can be wrong. And sometimes you can be wrong a lot. Here's why we don't work for Miss Cleo.

"Aw man, you know Michael is gonna drop Webster off and go get in Brooke's blue lagoon."

"George Michael is ok. They probably wear two earings in England. He's not gay. It just wouldn't be Wham-ish."

"Tevin sweet? He's just a green little kid. When he gets older he'll start dating and break out of that shyness."

Arsenio is the new Johnny Carson. He'll be on TV forever.

"Well, Madonna does the sex thing to shock people. Janet doesn't have to go that route. She just uses the music and that smile."

"But Janet better watch out. Paula Abdul is on her a**."

"Hey David Lee Roth is rejoining Van Halen. It's about time. When they tour they'll break records.

"Man, we saw Dez open up for Billy Idol. Wait until his stuff comes out."

"Master P? They sound funny. He needs to get like Puffy and sample some old 80's tracks or he won't get anywhere."

"Wow! That's a cool knife. Can I see it a little closer?"

"Naaw, dogs like me!"

"Bet you can't do this.."

"Toss the match into that corner. There isn't anything flamable.."

"Look! I'm gonna hit myself in the forehead with this metal sheet!"

"Mister, your moped and leather vest are really ugly!"

"No, I'm sure that tiger's full!"

"This shotgun has some groovy rifles.."

"Look son. This is how you handle a pocketknife.."

"Trust me."