MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEDIAN BITCH{es}!!!!

anybody notice how mike suddenly becomes friends with comedians who "dissed" him so to speak

and then they become "friends" and he has them present him with awards. and THEN have them HOLD the award, or "ADJUST" the mic stand for him as he talks.

EDDIE MURPHY
CHRIS TUCKER
STEVE HARVEY
.....?????



whose next?

maybe Katt Williams, after all that shit he said about mike,
it might be a form of underhanded payback

MJ :"you're MY bitch now "
COMEDIAN :

I never knew those 3 comedians dissed MJ. Every stand-up show I've seen of them (even before they became friends with MJ) they often praise him in a fun sort of way. All 3 were always Michael Jackson fans.

i would guess jamie would be next...because katt went waaaaayyyyy hard at dude, damn

That's because MJ knows his Machiavelli. "Make friends with your foes."

In a related note. Who let Eddie Murphy sing on the Dreamgirls Soundtrack?

Nvncible1 said:

anybody notice how mike suddenly becomes friends with comedians who "dissed" him so to speak

and then they become "friends" and he has them present him with awards. and THEN have them HOLD the award, or "ADJUST" the mic stand for him as he talks.

EDDIE MURPHY
CHRIS TUCKER
STEVE HARVEY
.....?????



whose next?

maybe Katt Williams, after all that shit he said about mike,
it might be a form of underhanded payback

MJ :"you're MY bitch now "
COMEDIAN :

Katt's pretty funny. What'd he say about MJ?

I also didn´t know that those guys used to diss him. They aren´t as popular over here, so I got to know them mostly as "MJ friends".

Use to love chris tuckers, Michael Jackson on crack routine was f*ckin hilarious

JackieBlue said:

estelle81 said:

JackieBlue said:

Katt's pretty funny. What'd he say about MJ?

On "The Pimp Chronicles: Volume 1", Katt Williams went off on MJ. I can't remember all of what he said, but it was pretty harsh. I just remeber how he must has said "Fuck Micheal, Fuck him!" at least 3 times, and then saying that Micheal liked touching little boys' booty holes. I taped it; and I was lauging soo hard my head started to hurt.
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JackieBlue said:

estelle81 said:

On "The Pimp Chronicles: Volume 1", Katt Williams went off on MJ. I can't remember all of what he said, but it was pretty harsh. I just remeber how he must has said "Fuck Micheal, Fuck him!" at least 3 times, and then saying that Micheal liked touching little boys' booty holes. I taped it; and I was lauging soo hard my head started to hurt.
[Edited 12/8/06 11:44am]

Think I'm gonna have to do a YouTube search

You'll be very entertained. I hope you find that one tho because HBO has been cracking down on youtube for posting their specials.

Eddie Murphy:
I believe Eddie Murphy is still a close friend of MJ. He just doesn't advertise it as much. One of his kids was one of the kids at the end of "The Lost Children" on Invincible.

Chris Tucker:
As for Chris Tucker, I was in the courtroom the days he testified FOR Michael. When the DA thought he "had him" and had "stumped" Tucker, Tucker reminded him, in a joking tone, something like, "You know, I have more then one cell phone right?" At that point everyone laughed out loud, even Michael. At one point Sneddon (the cocksucker DA) even tried to get a laugh at Michael's expense about something, and Chris Tucker's facial expression turned from casual to PISSED REAL QUICK. He looked dead at Sneddon in the eye, with a look that screamed, "I wanna kick your ass for saying that." and Sneddon felt really uneasy. He said something like, "What I laughed at your joke? You won't laugh at mine." and Chris said under his breath, "It wasn't funny."

Chris has said nothing but good things about Michael. He came to Kansas City recently and did some stand up, praising Michael and talking about how, "Michael could not have made it in jail." Then he went on to do his impression of Michael. Check it out here: (It is funny!) http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsWYH-f_4X8

Beyond that, in a recent interview he mentioned Michael:

In a recent interview with the New York Post's Page Six magazine, comedian and friend of Michael Jackson Chris Tucker said the King Of Pop is hilarious and makes him laugh with his voice.

"He [Jackson] does this impression of my voice and it's really hilarious," he was quoted by the New York Post, as saying. Tucker also said: "Besides the "hilarious" Michael Jackson, I love to hang with Eddie Murphy, too".

Source:NYPost/MJTKOP.COM
http://mjtkop.com/home/mo...toryid=813

So I'm thinking Michael should direct a movie with his 2 pals (Eddie and Chris) and do the soundtrack. Maybe Eddie could even sing on a few tracks. Come on..deep down I know some orgers like to "Party All The Time."
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Eddie used to make fun of Michael. Go look at his films "Delirious" and "Raw". It wasn't to the extent of Katt, but it was funny. I'm not even tryin to see Katt's special. I tend to stop liking comedians after they make fun of my favorite artists

Eddie and Chris Tucker's jokes were all in fun, and did not include molestation jokes. They pretty much just imitated him in situations that it would it would be funny if Mike found himself in. Steve Harvey joked about taking Michael to church, and Mike arriving in one of his "Captain Crunch" outfits.
....."Mike, we going to a baptist church.....where is your suit?"
He also joked about Mike still letting kids come to Neverland after the first allegations. But his jokes showed that he was clearly on Michael's side.

Katt Williams on the other hand..... I doubt if he and Mike will ever be friends. "Martha Stewart and Little Kim are in jail.....meanwhile, Michael Jackson is running aroung smelling like little boys booty holes and he's free as a muthafucka."
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I loved Chris Rock's jokes about MJ.

Remember when we fought about who'll win? Prince or Michael? I guess you know who won in this motherfucker!

Something to that effect

This is what Katt Williams said about Michael - http://vids.myspace.com/i...1387262263

Warning: don't watch if you are a really sensitive MJ fan. He really bags Michael out something chronic, talks about him like he's a dog. It's pretty pathetic on Katt William's part. You don't need to talk about someone like that. That's crossing the line in stand-up comedy.

illimack said:

Eddie and Chris Tucker's jokes were all in fun, and did not include molestation jokes. They pretty much just imitated him in situations that it would it would be funny if Mike found himself in. Steve Harvey joked about taking Michael to church, and Mike arriving in one of his "Captain Crunch" outfits.
....."Mike, we going to a baptist church.....where is your suit?"
He also joked about Mike still letting kids come to Neverland after the first allegations. But his jokes showed that he was clearly on Michael's side.

Katt Williams on the other hand..... I doubt if he and Mike will ever be friends. "Martha Stewart and Little Kim are in jail.....meanwhile, Michael Jackson is running aroung smelling like little boys booty holes and he's free as a muthafucka."
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DarlingDiana said:

DarlingDiana said:

So no one remembers my thread on this?????

dag said:

Nvncible1 said:

anybody notice how mike suddenly becomes friends with comedians who "dissed" him so to speak

and then they become "friends" and he has them present him with awards. and THEN have them HOLD the award, or "ADJUST" the mic stand for him as he talks.

EDDIE MURPHY
CHRIS TUCKER
STEVE HARVEY
.....?????



whose next?

maybe Katt Williams, after all that shit he said about mike,
it might be a form of underhanded payback

MJ :"you're MY bitch now "
COMEDIAN :

You remember Eddie Griffin doing jokes on Mike too? Then at the trial, he was one of the people with the family. I thought, "When yo ass become friends with the Jacksons?" lol

manthevan said:

Nvncible1 said:

anybody notice how mike suddenly becomes friends with comedians who "dissed" him so to speak

and then they become "friends" and he has them present him with awards. and THEN have them HOLD the award, or "ADJUST" the mic stand for him as he talks.

EDDIE MURPHY
CHRIS TUCKER
STEVE HARVEY
.....?????



whose next?

maybe Katt Williams, after all that shit he said about mike,
it might be a form of underhanded payback

MJ :"you're MY bitch now "
COMEDIAN :

I don't know what you mean by diss so to speak but the comedians you just mentioned definately didn't disrespect Michael in the scetches I've seen with them. Eddie did jokes in Delirious and Raw about Michael just as he did jokes about Stevie Wonder etc. We all know Eddie loves Jackson and Wonder and it was funny jokes where he pretty much imitated them in bizarre situations. Not disrespecting jokes though.

Chris Tucker also is a big fan of Michael Jackson and his Rush Hour jokes and stand up jokes are obviosly done with love.

On the other hand there are many comedians who have done jokes about Michael that clearly are disrespecting, such as Chris Rock, Jay Leno etc. I haven't seen Mike become friends with those.

bboy87 said:

DarlingDiana said:

lilgish said:

bboy87 said:

DarlingDiana said:

I don't know that I'd say he's pathetic, but I'm sure it's hurtful. I don't think Katt would think it's disrespectful because he doesn't feel a pedophile deserves respect. I've heard him an interview and he was speaking a little more candidly about that joke and he pretty much made it clear that he thinks Michael actually committed the crimes he's been accused of. So to me it sounds more like Katt made his real opinion into a funny joke. I usually view disrespect from a comedian as attacking someone for no reason or when you know full well what you're saying isn't even close to true. Other than that, it's par for the course, and I just change the channel. It still sucks when your favorite entertainer is talked about, but what are you gonna?

EmbattledWarrior said: