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Reply #30 posted 03/22/17 2:50pm

SoulAlive

Song title: Little Red Corvette

Actual lyric: Trojan and some of them used

What I heard: children were so confused

lol

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Reply #31 posted 03/22/17 3:50pm

eyewishuheaven

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williamb610 said:

Title: Bob George

Actual lyric: ...This is your bonjense muthafucka.

What I heard:...This is your bonjense muthafucka.

If you can figure out what the f--- P said, there, you're a better man than me.


"Conscience"

PRINCE: the only man who could wear high heels and makeup and STILL steal your woman!
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Reply #32 posted 03/22/17 11:20pm

TrivialPursuit

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Song: KISS

Actual lyric: I--I think I wanna dance

What I Heard: I think I'm gonna date ya's.

"eye don’t really care so much what people say about me because it is a reflection of who they r."
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Reply #33 posted 03/23/17 2:39pm

1nonly

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Song: Around the World in a Day

Actual lyric: A government of love and music boundless in its unifying power

What I Heard: Avolutions all the music's pawn, I said,"Ohh she pine pow!"

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and right after that...

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Song: Around the World in a Day

Actual lyric: A nation of alms, the production, sharing ideas, a shower of flowers

What I Heard: Police, a duck, production, sharin' ideas. Oh, shut up when I'm talkin'!

[Edited 3/23/17 17:22pm]

[Edited 3/23/17 17:30pm]

Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea
I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b
There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged
We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day
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Reply #34 posted 03/23/17 2:49pm

NoOneReally

macdonaldsian said:

Title: When Doves Cry
Actual Lyric: an ocean of violets in bloom
What I heard: with oceans of violet and blue

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That's what I thought too.

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Reply #35 posted 03/25/17 7:38pm

laytonian

Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of...
What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider.
Welcome to "the org", laytonian… come bathe with me.
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Reply #36 posted 03/26/17 4:07am

manabean84

Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: The voice of many colors sing a song that's so bold
What I heard: The voice of many colors sing a song that's so old

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Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: But behold, we will watch them fall
What I heard: And we hold, we will watch them fall
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Song Title: P Control
Actual Lyric: With her chin up, she scolded all y'all's molded
What I heard: With her chin up, she scolded all y'all's motive

[Edited 3/26/17 4:07am]

I'm not a human
I am a dove
I'm your conscious
I am love
All I really need is to know that
You believe
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Reply #37 posted 03/26/17 4:12am

LonelyStarfish

Song: extralovable
Actual lyric: brownmark, brownmark
Misheard lyric: frog march, frog march
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Reply #38 posted 03/26/17 8:33am

LovePaisley

laytonian said:

Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of...
What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider.


Oh my god, I heard "spider" too! err
And the MUSIC continues...forever...
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Reply #39 posted 03/31/17 5:46pm

Asenath0607

Song Title: Soft and Wet
Actual Lyric: Your love is soft and wet

Ooh, soft and wet

Ahh


What I heard: Your love is soft and wet, with suga'

and honestly the only words I knew were:

Soft and Wet

Hey, lover,

Oh baby

Tell me, tell me, baby, that you feel the same
Tell me that you feel the same way I do
Tell me that you love me girl

Every time I'm with you, you just love me to death Oh wee, baby....

Your love is driving me

You're driving me insane...

crazy about your love

After all these years finally looked up the lyrics today... doh!


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Reply #40 posted 03/31/17 9:11pm

laytonian

LovePaisley said:

laytonian said:

Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of...
What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider.


Oh my god, I heard "spider" too! err

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...and since its imprinted, you will always sing that.
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I should change my tagline to it wink
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Welcome to "the org", laytonian… come bathe with me.
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Reply #41 posted 03/31/17 11:10pm

TrivialPursuit

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laytonian said:

Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of...
What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider.


That's what I heard too. hahaha

"eye don’t really care so much what people say about me because it is a reflection of who they r."
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Reply #42 posted 04/01/17 9:32am

SpookyNopetopu
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laytonian said:

Song Title: 7 Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of... What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider.

falloff Now I will hear that every time I hear this song.

I imagine myself inside your bedroom; oh, I imagine myself in your sky.
kitty cop
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Reply #43 posted 04/01/17 9:54am

OnlyNDaUsa

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Song Title: DMSR

Actual Lyric: Vanity 6 is so sweet

What I heard: We Like to do 6's so sweet (as in he likes to go down on a woman)

"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"
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Reply #44 posted 04/02/17 12:19pm

omnithanos

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OnlyNDaUsa said:

Song Title: DMSR

Actual Lyric: Vanity 6 is so sweet

What I heard: We Like to do 6's so sweet (as in he likes to go down on a woman)

i misheard that too.

"all of the 6's so sweet" is what I heard.

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Reply #45 posted 04/08/17 7:09am

1nonly

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Song Title: If I Was U'r Girlfriend

Actual Lyric: Look at the bargain over here, ladies

What I heard: Look at the park, you saw the geo-ladies

Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea
I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b
There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged
We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day
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Reply #46 posted 04/08/17 7:11am

1nonly

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Song Title: DMSR

Actual Lyric: Jamie Starr is a thief; The Time will fix your clock; Vanity 6 is so sweet

What I heard: Billy Squire's athief; it's time to fix your clock; 96 is so sweet

[Edited 4/11/17 20:08pm]

Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea
I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b
There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged
We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day
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Reply #47 posted 04/08/17 10:01am

FullLipsDotNos
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song: Mad Sex

misheard lyrics: Plushie had a lot of breakdown

actual lyrics: Boogie mulatto breakdown

full lips, freckles, and upturned nose
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Reply #48 posted 04/08/17 1:29pm

beautifulone7

"When Doves Cry"

Actual lyric- Animals strike curious poses

What I heard And the most tri-curious poses

"Adore"

Actual lyric- I ain't fuckin just for kicks no

What I heard- I ain't foolin just for sheiks ya know

"When 2 R In Love"

Actual lyrics= So fair she looked tonight,
The brightest star appeals to your sex.
Before we do anything,
Let me just talk 2 U.

What I heard- ???? is sufficient tonight

??????? your sex

???????

???????

Actual lyrics- "The speed of their hips can be faster than a runaway train"

What I heard- "The speed of their hips can be faster than a mowing train"


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Reply #49 posted 04/08/17 2:40pm

daKotaGeNesis

1nonly said:

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:




Song title: kiss
Actual lyric: : I just want your extra time and your kiss
What I heard: I just want to extridite your kids.
This happened when I was five
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Reply #50 posted 04/08/17 2:46pm

daKotaGeNesis

1nonly said:[quote]

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:


[/quote
Song title: Get Off
Actual lyric:22 positions in a one night stand
What I heard: 22 physicians and a one named Stan
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Reply #51 posted 04/08/17 2:54pm

daKotaGeNesis

1nonly said:

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:



Batdance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Get the f*** up!
The Real Lyrics:
Get the funk up!
The Story: I had a friend in grade school who listened to this song on the radio. His mother heard it and just about flipped. She called the radio station to complain about airing songs with profane language, only to be corrected.
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Reply #52 posted 04/08/17 2:57pm

daKotaGeNesis

1nonly said:

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:




"Raspberry Beret"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She was a bag lady in rags, the kind you find on a second hand whore
The Real Lyrics:
She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store.
The Story: Severe karaoke mishap that I still haven't lived down. After bragging that I never have to look at the screen, I sang the lyrics I remembered from the radio.....I always look at the screen now.
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Reply #53 posted 04/08/17 3:02pm

daKotaGeNesis

1nonly said:

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:



Erotic City"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We could f*** a chili dog
Makin' love 'til Chili's gone.
The Real Lyrics:
We could f*** until the dawn
Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone
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Reply #54 posted 04/08/17 6:39pm

LovePaisley

Song: Moonbeam Levels

Actual lyric: Please send all your moonbeam levels to me

What a friend heard: Please send all your moving labels to me
[Edited 4/8/17 18:41pm]
And the MUSIC continues...forever...
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Reply #55 posted 04/08/17 7:12pm

beautifulone7

daKotaGeNesis said:

1nonly said:

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:



Erotic City"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We could f*** a chili dog
Makin' love 'til Chili's gone.
The Real Lyrics:
We could f*** until the dawn
Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone


"Housequake"

Actual lyric: Now everybody just do the twist/ A little bit harder than they did in 66'/ A little faster than they did in 67'

What I Heard: Now everybody just do the twist/ a little bit harder than
a dick in 66'/ a little harder than my dick in 67'
[Edited 4/8/17 19:13pm]
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Reply #56 posted 04/08/17 9:10pm

gandorb

daKotaGeNesis said:

1nonly said:

Use the following format:

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Song Title:

Actual Lyric:

What I heard:

Erotic City" The Misheard Lyrics: We could f*** a chili dog Makin' love 'til Chili's gone. The Real Lyrics: We could f*** until the dawn Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone

lol lol lol lol falloff

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Reply #57 posted 04/09/17 10:56am

PurpleDiamonds
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daKotaGeNesis said:

1nonly said:

Use the following format:


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Song Title:


Actual Lyric:


What I heard:



Erotic City"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We could f*** a chili dog
Makin' love 'til Chili's gone.
The Real Lyrics:
We could f*** until the dawn
Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone

lol lol all of yours got me LOL!!
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Reply #58 posted 05/12/17 4:35am

Knightoflight

Song Title: "Thunder"

Actual Lyric: Thunder - all thru the night Promise to see Jesus in the morning light

What I heard: Panda - all thru the night Promise to see Jesus in the morning light

That Panda made me crazy some day smile))))

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Reply #59 posted 05/12/17 9:48am

av36

Song Title: Eye Hate You

Actual Lyric: Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U see that it's killin' me, baby

What I heard: Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U bleed... And it's killing you baby...

Back in the day when this was released as a single I distinctly remember singing my take on the song when on holiday with my girlfriend (Now wife). She almost spat out her tea. I genuinely thought this was the lyric; that Prince was on some pretty angry trip. Turns out he was angry, but not that angry.

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