I find this lyric in LE GRIND hilarious:

Is that your boyfriend?

Ha, I don't care

Cuz' I can do,

said I can dotricks

he can never do

When I get naked,

we'll see the real u

kourtneyreign said:

I find this lyric in LE GRIND hilarious:

Is that your boyfriend?

Ha, I don't care

Cuz' I can do,

said I can dotricks

he can never do

When I get naked,

we'll see the real u

From Kiss:

Act your age mama, not your shoe size

--

From Cream:

Make the rules, then break em all cuz U R the best

Ur filthy cute and baby U know it

--

From If I Was Your Girlfriend:

If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you
I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?
Not that you're helpless [I love his use of the word helpless.]
But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about

-

Would you let me wash your hair?
Could I make you breakfast sometime?
Well then, could we just hang out
I mean, could we go to a movie and cryyyyyyyyyyyyy together? [I love how he sings cryyyyyy.]
'Cause to me baby, that would be so fine (That would be so fine)

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The braggadocio in "Gett Off" is funny to me.

"What are you gonna do just sit there and watch?" from "Do Me, Baby"

One of the funniest things is at the very end of "Girls and Boys" video.

"BOO!" ..."Whatya think this is groovey goonies? Gong Show, that's more like. Boo!"

Sophie, 4 God's sake
If U touch the television, I'll kill U Sophie

Sol, can U please change the channel 4 God's sake?
I don't care, leave it alone, sit down!

I can't stand David Letterman, he looks like a banker

Oh my God, isn't that Prince on television, Sol? {fade out}

OK Sophie, it's obvious
No, wait a minute, I bought this television
Why'd... why U ruin it 4 me 4 God's sake?

Is he the strangest lookin' thing U've ever seen or what?

U wanna talk strange Sophie? OK, let's talk strange

Sol, don't U touch that channel!
Leave it alone, Sol!

Sophie, U're strange, I'm changin' the channel

Sol, do U... do U value your life?
Sit down Sol!

Little Red Corvette Extended Edition:

.

There are somethings U do 2 me,

That leave me in a veil of sweat.

Darling, there somethings that I want 2 do 2 U

So you'll never forget! <--- The way he shouts that.

.

Mayday.

Mayday! <---- Cracks me up every time.

.

Insatiable

.

2 night we video...
No one will ever know
We'll erase the naughty bits
I'll show my...
If you show your...

.

Being a woman, I shouldn't find these lyrics funny but I do..(maybe, cuz I know its not a real threat..) these lyrics from the song Sarah made me laugh.

Girl, I hate to be the one
to tell you that your day is done
you best to get your shit and go'n
Or Tina won't be alone
I'd never raise my hand to you
No tellin' what my foot'll do
Ah, I'm kiddin' baby, that's a joke
Maybe I just got my heart broke

Prince's funniest lyrics were often about sex...

In 319, the following line made me laugh mostly due to his delivery...

Oh baby, how'd you get your legs to do that?
Ooh shit

In rockhard in a funky place, the majority of the lines made me laugh..

In Sex of It, when he calls the girl a bitch, it is actually made me laugh because it is obviously so tongue in cheek, ironic (what man hates being used for his sex?) and pathetic..

How can I make u understand that all I wanna do

Damn my life, I would rather spend it all with you.

I couldn't love you anymore--I guess I will hate you next..

Confess you bitch!!(What?)

--International Lover's entire plane metaphor makes me laugh.

--In Ballad of Dorothy Parker, his only eating fruit cocktail and then stating he was going to leave his pants on in the bath,,,and her responding both times with "It sound like a real man to me"...funny. He comes off like an inexperienced dweeb. If my understanding is correct his pants slip off in the bath, Dorothy pretends to be blind, nothing happens, he goes back to the room where he is fighting with a previous girlfriend and takes a bath with his pants off, the fighting stops presumably because he looks so ridiculous with his pants on and they are laughing at him. What a cute song.

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kourtneyreign said:

I find this lyric in LE GRIND hilarious:

Is that your boyfriend?

Ha, I don't care

Cuz' I can do,

said I can dotricks

he can never do

When I get naked,

we'll see the real u

From Bob George:

Who bought u that diamond ring?
Yeah, right.
Since when did u have a job?
U seeing that rich motherfucker again
What's his name? Bob?
Bob, ain't that a bitch?
What's he do for a living?
Manage rock stars?
Who?
Prince?
Ain't that a bitch?
That skinny motherfucker with the high voice?
Please, who do I look like baby?
Yesterday's fool?

Movie Star

Incense - check
Environmental records - double check!
I'ma get some serious drawers 2night, think I ain't?
Let's see, if I tell Gilbert and 'Rome 2 meet me 11 then I creep at
10
That'll give me an hour of free reign
Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers)

Are U wearing that Paco Rabbit or whatever U call it?

Oh wow, that's dog

What? Speak up, I can't hear over that suit

So, do U like environmental records?
Crickets chirpin', water rushin'
Supposed 2 make U horny
It just make me wanna go 2 the bathroom
Actually this one's not bad, check it out
So like, what's your name?
Oh wow, that's dog!

From Vicki Waiting.......

I told the joke about the woman
Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"
He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
Vicki didn't laugh at all.

My absolute favourite:

'U know the Kama Sutra? I could re-write it. In half as many words'.

Love it

Angelsoncrack said:

My absolute favourite:

'U know the Kama Sutra? I could re-write it. In half as many words'.

Love it

What's this from?

Actually, I found two that are the most funny, it's just the way he sang it...

From '18 & Over' (pretty cheesy line but funny):

"Hi yo Silver, it's the Bone Ranger, I'll freak you to the marrow."

From 'Peach' (my favorite line lmao):

"She was pure, every ounce
I was sure, when her titties bounced."

his different use of words to sing about man juice....mashed potatoes..marshmallows...

I get it down

and nobody else around

I smell myself....

princeiscool said:

In "Mr. Goodnight," when he says, "No telling what I might do. I got a mind full of good intentions and a mouth full of Raisinets." That always cracks me up. And it makes my imagination run wild!!

Telemarketer Blues ALWAYS cracks me up!...

some people call me crazy, some people call me all day long
some people call me crazy, some people call me all day long
i just wish those telemarketers would leave me the the blank alone
i used 2 use bad language, now i just use caller ID
if the number looks suspicious, i pretend that it aint me
telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics, they can all jump in the sea
some people claim 2 know me, ask me 4 autographs
i don't worship they assure me
i never chose this path
i'm just tryin 2 be
lil ol' guitar playin me
telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics, they can all just
they can all just
they can all just
they can all just move their blanks on to another land
telemarkters 2 the left of u
bill collecters 2 the right
your biggest fan in the front sayin
i'm gonna leave my husband 2nite , yeah
telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics
u know what
i love u I love u2
but not the band
i love u 2
but not the band

I was working part time in a five and dime.

My boss was Mr. McGee.

He told me several times he didn't like my kind'

'cause i was a bit to leisurely

Seems I was busy doing something close to nothing

but different then the day before

that's when I saw her, ooh I saw her

she walked in thru the out door, out door.