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Reply #30 posted 08/18/16 2:29pm

HeavenMustBNea
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*Partyman video. Especially his face after he threw the bomb. His expressions throughout are hilarious.

*"You don't even know what kind of cereal I like. Wrong. Captain crunch....soy milk. You don't love me, you're a faker. You just want me for my acres."

*The oak tree/wooden leg bit.

*"Butterscotch...chocolate."

*Artichoke

*Love Jones is on the tv again, baby

*His reaction to that wild woman when she showed her bare bum on stage. When he ran away and jumped on that piano!!!

It has always irritated me over the years when interviewers would ask associated artists or people who met him what is one thing that would "surprise" you about Prince? They always answer," His great sense of humor!" We've always known this lol. It's not like it's some big secret. Maybe it is for people who only know some of his music I guess.

Anyway...there are many more but just thinking of a few.
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Reply #31 posted 08/18/16 2:31pm

HeavenMustBNea
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nursev said:

Not a line...but the fact that he put tacks in his teachers chair...hilarious lol


Oh Skipper. lol heart
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Reply #32 posted 08/18/16 2:39pm

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PliablyPurple said:

Fill us with de dope track, lick us, twist us, roll us in your mouth
Light us up and take a hit, light us up and take a hit
Mmm, suck us 'til we're dry
And when we're lookin' like a roach, hit the lights

falloff Now I have that stuck in my head...

I imagine myself inside your bedroom; oh, I imagine myself in your sky.
kitty cop
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Reply #33 posted 08/18/16 3:01pm

dodger

There's some great lines in Bob George:
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I pay the rent in this raggedy motherfucker
And all you do is suck up food and heat
Say what, oh yeah?
For someone who can't stand no T.V. dinners
You sure eat enough of them motherfuckers
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And Mashed Potato Girl is comedy gold. His Italian accent lol
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Reply #34 posted 08/18/16 3:06pm

gandorb

It may not strike some as funny but given the gravity of Sign O' the Times, to end it with the below throwaway lines always put a smile on my face:

Hurrybefore it's too late

Let's fall in love , get married, and have a baby

We'll call him Nate

If it's a boy.

He even sings the last line with a knowingly bemused tone.

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Reply #35 posted 08/18/16 3:36pm

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MOvie Star, Rockhard in a funky place, Now, Shockadelica, or anytime he pretends to a be a helpless victim of an over-zealous sexual partner in any of his songs...I giggle.

I like his comeupance against Fred Armisen that I read about recently. I don't know the original source but if it was true it was very funny.

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Reply #36 posted 08/18/16 4:00pm

FunkiestOne

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Probably mentioned above but Tricky and Cloreen Baconskin.

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Reply #37 posted 08/18/16 4:06pm

ldmendes

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Pretty Man..

In the early morning when I'm feeling nice
I walk by the mirror and kiss it twice
When it comes to perfume, I, it's on the shelf
I get it down, if ain't nobody around

I, I, I smell myself


lol bananadance clapping

..Hello, who is it?
Yes, this is a prettyman, Princey!
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Reply #38 posted 08/18/16 4:17pm

Bebop17

gandorb said:

It may not strike some as funny but given the gravity of Sign O' the Times, to end it with the below throwaway lines always put a smile on my face:

Hurrybefore it's too late

Let's fall in love , get married, and have a baby

We'll call him Nate

If it's a boy.

He even sings the last line with a knowingly bemused tone.

Agreed! highfive Was just going to post this! (although I would have highlighted the line after yours, that's the one that makes me laugh)

Gimme some horns ... uh!
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Reply #39 posted 08/18/16 4:28pm

Bebop17

bobgeorge77 said:

"did I say and hour...my face is red...I stand corrected!!"

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and " You could burn up my clothes....smash up my ride, well maybe not the ride".... love that line...(always makes me smile...smack dab in the middle of one of the most beautiful love ballads ever) biggrin biggrin biggrin

also really love how funny he was on "New Girl"... he was so cute and funny (the part where he can communicate and control the butterfly was great!)

In a similar vein, "not like I love my guitar" lol

Agree about New Girl - "oh, I'm sorry, you may freak out now" - I'm paraphrasing but lol

Also - I forget all but the vaguest details right now - but there was that time when he broke up with someone's SO for them - the punchline was when he told them "in this life, you're on your own". Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If not I'll try to dig it up later when I have time.

Gimme some horns ... uh!
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Reply #40 posted 08/18/16 4:30pm

purplerabbitho
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Also, the Facedown video is funny as well as the side-eye facial expressions in Kiss and Black Sweat.

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Reply #41 posted 08/18/16 4:33pm

Bebop17

Oh! And we can't forget ... "That ain't Lake Minnetonka"!

Gimme some horns ... uh!
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Reply #42 posted 08/18/16 5:09pm

IsufferfromMPS

ldmendes said:

Beggin Woman Blues makes me laugh



She's a cockeyed woman to
She look both ways at the same time
I don't know what she's lookin at
I just know I'm gettin' tired of trying

Listen...
She ask me for the pepper
When she lookin' at the salt
Everytime I try to guess right,it's always little
Prince's fault




I LOVE that !!! I was dying laughing the first time I heard that.
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Reply #43 posted 08/18/16 5:17pm

IsufferfromMPS


Agree about New Girl - "oh, I'm sorry, you may freak out now" - I'm paraphrasing but lol



Also - I forget all but the vaguest details right now - but there was that time when he broke up with someone's SO for them - the punchline was when he told them "in this life, you're on your own". Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If not I'll try to dig it up later when I have time.

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That was from the Arsenio Hall show. He was on for the whole show.
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Reply #44 posted 08/18/16 5:34pm

IsufferfromMPS

The interview with Chris Rock when he talked about MJ and Bad.

"The 1st line is ur butt is mine. Now, im not singing that to u, and u SHO ain't singing that to me!!!! We had a problem right there "
" I was supposed to be the Wesley Snipes character. ... * pause with one of those, 'Seriously?'looks of his* Now run that video in ur head." lol
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Reply #45 posted 08/18/16 6:14pm

bobgeorge77

BillieBalloon said:

Bob George

Yes.... Bob George definitely... And also Work That Fat!!!
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Reply #46 posted 08/18/16 6:18pm

bobgeorge77

BillieBalloon said:

Bob George

Yes...that!!! (My name sake biggrin).... cracks me up everytime (yet SOOO funky!!)

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Reply #47 posted 08/18/16 6:40pm

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IsufferfromMPS said:

Agree about New Girl - "oh, I'm sorry, you may freak out now" - I'm paraphrasing but lol

Also - I forget all but the vaguest details right now - but there was that time when he broke up with someone's SO for them - the punchline was when he told them "in this life, you're on your own". Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If not I'll try to dig it up later when I have time.

[/quote That was from the Arsenio Hall show. He was on for the whole show.

"Hi, I'm Prince. So what seems to be the problem? Oh, how rude of me: I didn't give you enough time to freak out. You may do so now." - Prince, New Girl.

"In this relationship, things are much harder than in the single world. Keegan? In this life, you're on your own. Keegan? This is what it sounds like when Steven breaks up with you." Prince, Arsenio Hall Show.

In typing this out, I just realized how the boy talked. Like a freaking English professor. Good god, man, stop that. lol

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[Edited 8/18/16 18:42pm]

I imagine myself inside your bedroom; oh, I imagine myself in your sky.
kitty cop
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Reply #48 posted 08/18/16 6:57pm

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IsufferfromMPS said:

The interview with Chris Rock when he talked about MJ and Bad. "The 1st line is ur butt is mine. Now, im not singing that to u, and u SHO ain't singing that to me!!!! We had a problem right there " " I was supposed to be the Wesley Snipes character. ... * pause with one of those, 'Seriously?'looks of his* Now run that video in ur head." lol

lmfao cool

Read It Again...This Time, Say It Louder...Wrecka Stow!...
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Reply #49 posted 08/18/16 8:16pm

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Wonderful ass
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
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Reply #50 posted 08/18/16 8:26pm

SanDiegoFunkDa
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"you Grover from Sesame Street lookin'.."

"Billy..where did you get those sunglasses"

lol

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Reply #51 posted 08/18/16 11:17pm

bookwomen

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One version of The Ride

If you like to be alone

I like to watch

TV

lol

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Reply #52 posted 08/19/16 12:45am

NorthC

Crickets chirping, water rushing, supposed to make U horny, just wanna make me go 2 the bathroom
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Reply #53 posted 08/19/16 12:48am

NorthC

gandorb said:

It may not strike some as funny but given the gravity of Sign O' the Times, to end it with the below throwaway lines always put a smile on my face:



Hurrybefore it's too late


Let's fall in love , get married, and have a baby


We'll call him Nate


If it's a boy.



He even sings the last line with a knowingly bemused tone.


Guess he was just looking for something to rhyme with late.
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Reply #54 posted 08/19/16 1:31am

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Dig if you will the picture, of you and I engaged in some sex.

The sweat of you body covers me.

Can you my darling, can you picture that?

Dream if you can a garage.

This is what it sounds like when doves scream AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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[Edited 8/19/16 9:19am]

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters," Donald Trump
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Reply #55 posted 08/19/16 6:19am

justAmeda

The line in Blue Light where he says..close your eyes and count 2 10 and when you open them, I'll be standing naked with nothing but a smile on...This line just completely cracks me up! Don't know why but it never fails to make me chuckle.

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Reply #56 posted 08/19/16 6:40am

lynx

From Le Grind:

All the boys say "Yeah Yeah"

Now all the girls say "Oh Yeah"

Now all YOU OTHERS say "Hell Yeah"

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Reply #57 posted 08/19/16 7:07am

Wlcm2thdwn3

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You see I called my old lady
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
Uh uh was all I heard

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Reply #58 posted 08/19/16 8:28am

NorthC

lynx said:

From Le Grind:



All the boys say "Yeah Yeah"


Now all the girls say "Oh Yeah"


Now all YOU OTHERS say "Hell Yeah"


Prince at his motherfunking best.
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Reply #59 posted 08/19/16 8:31am

NorthC

QueenofCardboard said:

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Dig if you will the picture, of you and I engaged in some sex.


The sweat of you body covers me.


Can you my darling, can you picture that?


Dream if you can a garage.


This is what it sounds like when doves scream AHHHHH!


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[Edited 8/19/16 1:42am]


There's also a rehearsal where he messes around with DMSR, saying things like, Dance! Hamburgers! Pizza! Pussy! That's the perfect weekend! I think he even mentions Holland in there somewhere...
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