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Reply #30 posted 08/21/15 5:38pm

S3V3N

Once upon a time in the land of sinaplenty
There lived a king who didn't deserve 2 be
He knew not where he came from
Nor where he was going
He never once said thank u, never please

Now this king he had a subject named electra
Who loved him with a passion, uncontested
4 Him each day she had a smile
But it didn't matter
The king was looking 4 the ladder

Comment: Electra? Y'mean, like... Daredevil's girlfriend? Yeesh. lol

[Edited 8/21/15 17:42pm]

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Reply #31 posted 08/21/15 10:06pm

ludwig

Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Everybody stop fighting!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Everybody make love!

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Reply #32 posted 08/22/15 3:44pm

rainbowchild

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"D to the I to the A to M,
O to N to the D to the pearls of love."
Corny and cringe worthy. lol
"Just like the sun, the Rainbow Children rise."



"We had fun, didn't we?"
-Prince (1958-2016) 4ever in my life
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Reply #33 posted 08/22/15 7:48pm

RJOrion

rainbowchild said:

"D to the I to the A to M,
O to N to the D to the pearls of love."
Corny and cringe worthy. lol


maybe...but Rosie Gaines' heavenly voice makes it sound worthwhile
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Reply #34 posted 08/22/15 8:28pm

stephaniebrown

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feeluupp said:

purplepolitician said:

I like Boytrouble but "shake it like you don't kno better whoop de whoop" is just awful confused. I love the shirt i got from his concert tho mushy

I like Joy in Repetition, I like Anna Stesia, I like She's Always In My Hair, I like Something In The Water... But if you like Boy Trouble... Whatever floats ur boat. lol

I like Joy In Repetition, I like Anna Stesia, I like She's Always In My Hair, I like Something in The Water...and I like Boy Trouble (and Animal Kingdom, and many of the other songs that commonly get thrashed)...my boat floats fine...(I'm sure yours does too, even if we don't agree about songs)...

That said...I also like Dig U Better Dead...but Rosie belting out "What the fuck"--I don't believe that was the best particular use of that profanity (it was one of the few times I thought Prince included swearing just for the h*ck of it, pardon my language)...

"3123...that's next door to where the party be..."
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Reply #35 posted 08/22/15 8:30pm

stephaniebrown

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steakfinger said:

paisley2002 said:

"She'll make u feel like your stuff ain't brown tonight"

(I'm almost afraid 2 ask what the hell he's talking about)

I would hope you wouldn't have to ask. It should be fairly obvious that he's talking about the brown torpedo. It's a common enough phrase to chastise someone with, "Don't pretend your shit dont' stink." It simply means don't act like you're perfect. Mystery solved.

Hmmm...I always thought he was singing about me...

"3123...that's next door to where the party be..."
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Reply #36 posted 08/23/15 11:13am

SanMartin

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lovepotion said:

I forgot where this is from but the line "if I were anything but human I would be the water in your bath Darling." I remember cracking up thinking this is the corniest thing I've heard. Looked it up UTCM.
[Edited 8/21/15 18:31pm]


It's also on the B-side 'Girl'. Just so ya know smile
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Reply #37 posted 08/23/15 12:15pm

rusty1

lovepotion said:

I forgot where this is from but the line "if I were anything but human I would be the water in your bath Darling." I remember cracking up thinking this is the corniest thing I've heard. Looked it up UTCM.
[Edited 8/21/15 18:31pm]

"If i WAS ANYTHING ELSE i'd be the water in your bath,darling
"..
That's from one of his better b-sides "girl".. It's not corny at all..
This song blows away most of his shit from the past 10yrs.
Get the lyrics right!
[Edited 8/23/15 12:17pm]
BOB4theFUNK
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Reply #38 posted 08/23/15 12:19pm

rusty1

S3V3N said:

Once upon a time in the land of sinaplenty
There lived a king who didn't deserve 2 be
He knew not where he came from
Nor where he was going
He never once said thank u, never please



Now this king he had a subject named electra
Who loved him with a passion, uncontested
4 Him each day she had a smile
But it didn't matter
The king was looking 4 the ladder





Comment: Electra? Y'mean, like... Daredevil's girlfriend? Yeesh. lol




[Edited 8/21/15 17:42pm]


How dare u put down his 80's peak with
"The ladder". Some of u guys crack me up
BOB4theFUNK
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Reply #39 posted 08/23/15 2:43pm

FunkyStrange

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Can't believe nobody mentioned

"when we're making love it's like surgery"

As much as I like that song, I just find that line hilarious everytime..

Hard to believe I've been on the org for over 25 years now!
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Reply #40 posted 08/23/15 4:04pm

SignOthetimes1
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feeluupp said:

"From the heart of Minnesota
Here come the purple Yoda"

this is so cringeworthy,cheesy and plain dumb.

his lyrics since maybe 00 are mostly idiotic,fake naive

and it topped with 20ten.Prince stupidest album ever.

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Reply #41 posted 08/23/15 4:50pm

Adorecream

Damn you Funkystrange, I was about to mention I love u in me.

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Also add these lines from a great song, but the line is corny

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"I'd rather do u after school like some homework, Am I getting you hot"

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"Race cars burn rubber in my pants"

Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name
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Reply #42 posted 08/24/15 11:50am

lovepotion

SanMartin said:

lovepotion said:

I forgot where this is from but the line "if I were anything but human I would be the water in your bath Darling." I remember cracking up thinking this is the corniest thing I've heard. Looked it up UTCM.
[Edited 8/21/15 18:31pm]


It's also on the B-side 'Girl'. Just so ya know smile

Thank you! I know I heard it somewhere else.
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Reply #43 posted 08/24/15 12:07pm

TheGoldStandar
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"I don't wanna make you blush but I just wanted to tell you, I think you're great"

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Reply #44 posted 08/24/15 12:08pm

TheGoldStandar
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"My Name is Prince", just the whole thing.

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Reply #45 posted 08/24/15 12:56pm

when2rinlove2

Well ,isn't it suppose to take a long time ?
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Reply #46 posted 08/24/15 8:40pm

HatrinaHaterwi
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when2rinlove2 said:

Well ,isn't it suppose to take a long time ?

no no no! In proper context...that actually wasn't corny. wink

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #47 posted 08/25/15 1:30am

remko

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If I'm workin' at my jobba
I'm the victim, U're the robba

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Reply #48 posted 08/25/15 5:13am

HatrinaHaterwi
tz

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remko said:

If I'm workin' at my jobba
I'm the victim, U're the robba

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #49 posted 08/25/15 7:40am

sulls

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Let's not forget the goofy shite he says in "Orgasm". Truly cringeworthy.

"I like to watch."
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Reply #50 posted 08/25/15 9:08am

VelvetKittyKat

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'Flying on the wings of the New Translation, see them fly fly..'

Or however that shit goes. Not only terrible lyrics, but there are so many of them he has to rush to get them to fit the tempo.

Still don't get people's love for the Rainbow Children.

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Reply #51 posted 08/27/15 12:52am

TraSoul82

Silly rabbit need to stop doing tricks, if u wanna get my call.*

That's why we got to do it... Metaphysically.


*had this dropped in 1991,I would have made an exception.
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Reply #52 posted 09/02/15 7:29am

RJOrion

red bull and Patron
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Reply #53 posted 09/02/15 8:11am

JudasSmile

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Reply #54 posted 09/02/15 9:32am

2freaky4church
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Purple Haze, Jesus Saves. barf

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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