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Thread started 08/20/15 6:22pm

feeluupp

Corniest Lines In A Prince Song

What's the most cheesiest lines in a Prince song??

Off the top of my head:

When Rosie starts singing the letters, D to the I to the A to the M... How corny is that.

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Reply #1 posted 08/20/15 6:30pm

IstenSzek

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-let's go into the bedroom

-what's there?

-a window

ill cheese dead



and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #2 posted 08/20/15 7:32pm

wouldntulove2l
oveme

Who told us we should eat the swine?

You can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine

What about the clams on the shore?

Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity

(Nurses past, oh yeah)

No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me

(Ever did a damn thing)

So I don't eat no red meat or white fish

Or funky, funky blue cheese

We're all members of the animal kingdom

Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

If a man is considered guilty
For what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
For all my future crimes"
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Reply #3 posted 08/20/15 7:36pm

wouldntulove2l
oveme

Jughead (Jughead)

Yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite

Kickin' the jughead (Doin' the jughead)

Come on, get stupid, get stupid

Kickin' the jughead (jughead)

Oh yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite

Kickin' the jughead, yeah (Doin' the jughead)

Wait a minute, what's he doin'? (get stupid, get stupid)

Well, Mack daddy in the house over there

What u doin' dawg?

("Gettin' busy G, kickin' the jughead")

Yeah, baby's gettin' busy in my face

Cold housin' a future

Everything has been well placed

This daddy's 2 fly

He bust the jughead as he floats to the other side

U watch the rotation, there's a bit of hesitation

This is some new hype stuff u're facin'

U gotta come with a new git

The J-U-G-H-E-A-D, and I'm flowin' with it

U could say I'm on a roll

NPG and y'all, and we're gettin' bold, oh

Yes - bold steps must be taken

2 bump a nation their scrutiny is what I'm facin'

As u pump the volume to what I'm sayin'

U'd catch me dead before you catch me

Doin' anything but the...

Jughead (Jughead)

Yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite

Kickin' the jughead (Doin' the jughead)

Get stupid, get stupid

Kickin' the jughead (jughead)

Yo, yo, we gettin' funky in the house tonite

Kickin' the jughead, ha ha (Doin' the jughead)

Don't worry if you're lookin' silly

Look over here at me, workin' 4 Willie (check it out man, check it out)

Gettin' busy in the corner (Oh yes, is that Levi?!)

Holdin' my own - u think I'm posin'

I'm just frozen on an upbeat

Clockin' a freak in a low pro

U know - discreet

Baby was laughing

But before a "no" was even said

She's on the dance floor

Next beat kickin' the jughead (jughead)

Yeah - (get funky in the house tonight)

Get funky

Kickin' the jughead (Doin' the jughead)

(come on, come on)

Get stupid, get stupid

Kickin' the jughead (well, jughead)

What's up with that?

(Dis one's mine, T) (get funky in the house tonite)

Huh, I thought so, yeah (jughead)

(get stupid, get stupid)

Yo - Margaya (jughead)

Yeah - we gettin' funky (get funky in the house tonite)

Yeah - say Rio - yeah, (doin' the jughead)

What about New York? - yeah (get stupid, get stupid)

LA? - yeah (well, jughead)

Get funky - yeah (get funky in the house tonite)

Atlanta, G.A. - yeah (doin' the jughead)

We gettin' funky in the house tonight (get stupid, get stupid)

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (yeah)

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (go)

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (go)

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that

Yeah, homey, kick it just like that

Boy, we gettin' international

In the house (gettin' funky in the house tonight)

That's right

We gettin' international

In the house

We want this one 2 go worldwide

Huh, that's right worldwide

Not state-side

Give it up...

M... P... L... S...

Who turn the mother out?

M... P... L... S

Who turn the mother out?

Oh yeah - That's what I'm sayin' (get funky)

That's what I'm sayin'

That's what I'm sayin'

Who turn the mother out?

Tony, you were excellent (That's what I'm sayin')

What you need is a manager (That's what I'm sayin')

For what?

I can make you... Money minders are like parasites

They pose and wheelers and

Dealers for your rights. And most

Companies say that you need em!

Not me... But I've kicked back, observed, and

I'm honest... Watched 'em bleed 'em

Artists young and old

I can bring you to the top! Where'd this unwritten law come from anyway?

That years after the contract you should

Still be gettin' paid? Boy, I go broke

And hit the skids before I take care of

A rich sucker's kids. Hell,

My contract... A contract ain't no pension plan,

My contract... Years after this my kids are still

Gonna make the grand.

Tony, you... And you laugh at my brother Little Richard

When he says you ain't gave him nothing.

Let's leave him out of this Hell, that ain't no joke.

His songs are still sellin', that man

Could die broke. So fellow artists,

U need me... Push for yours, and watch for

Mr. Money Minder, as we settle the score.

Tony...

If a man is considered guilty
For what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
For all my future crimes"
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Reply #4 posted 08/20/15 7:41pm

IstenSzek

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wouldntulove2loveme said:

What about the clams on the shore?

Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity

No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me

that's actually not too bad. the song has a few cringy lines

but i think it gets a very bad rep on the org, which it does

not deserve, really. smile

and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #5 posted 08/20/15 8:27pm

HatrinaHaterwi
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the veil of the sky draws open
the roar of the chariots touch down
we r the ones who have now come again
and walk upon water like solid ground
as we approach the throne we won’t bow down
this time we won’t b denied

raise every voice and let it b known
in the name of the purple and gold

we come in the name of the purple and gold
all of the odds r in r favor
no prediction 2 bold
we r the truth if the truth can b told
long reign the purple and gold

the eyes say ready 4 battle
no need 4 sword in hand
we r all amped up like a rock n roll band
ready 2 celebrate every score
ready 2 fight the elegant war
ready 2 hear the crowd roar

that’s what we came 4
and so much more
in the name of the purple and gold

r spirits may b tired
r bodies may b worn
but since this day is r destiny
r history – that’s y we must b
4ever strong as the wind that blows the Vikings’ horn
in the name of the purple and gold

whofarted

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #6 posted 08/20/15 8:33pm

IstenSzek

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those are pretty corny. but just reading those lyrics doesn't convey how shit the song really is lol

and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #7 posted 08/20/15 8:37pm

feeluupp

Maybe one of his worst songs in the last 5 years besides Boy Trouble...

"Tonight I love everybody
Everybody loves me"

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Reply #8 posted 08/20/15 8:47pm

purplepolitici
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I like Boytrouble but "shake it like you don't kno better whoop de whoop" is just awful confused. I love the shirt i got from his concert tho mushy
For all time I am with you, you are with me.
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Reply #9 posted 08/20/15 8:48pm

feeluupp

purplepolitician said:

I like Boytrouble but "shake it like you don't kno better whoop de whoop" is just awful confused. I love the shirt i got from his concert tho mushy

I like Joy in Repetition, I like Anna Stesia, I like She's Always In My Hair, I like Something In The Water... But if you like Boy Trouble... Whatever floats ur boat. lol

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Reply #10 posted 08/20/15 9:13pm

metallicjigolo

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I'm so cold. Hold me. giggle giggle
Prince did an interview with a woman at Record World. They talked about whatever, then he asked her: "Does your pubic hair go up to your navel?" At that moment, we thought maybe we shouldn't encourage him to do interviews.
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Reply #11 posted 08/21/15 3:13am

HatrinaHaterwi
tz

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IstenSzek said:

those are pretty corny. but just reading those lyrics doesn't convey how shit the song really is lol

whistling http://www.vikings.com/me...36975dd042

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #12 posted 08/21/15 3:27am

VelvetKittyKat

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'Stop looking at me like that unless you want me to bite that..'

disbelief

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Reply #13 posted 08/21/15 4:52am

Blixical

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oowee shoo shoo coocoo yeeah yeah.

มีเพียงความว่างเปล่า rose 只有空虚 rose Dim ond gwacter rose 만 공허함이있다 rose 唯一の虚しさがあります wilted There is only the void.
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Reply #14 posted 08/21/15 6:27am

paisley2002

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"She'll make u feel like your stuff ain't brown tonight"

(I'm almost afraid 2 ask what the hell he's talking about)

Don't hate me 'cause I'm NOT beautiful
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Reply #15 posted 08/21/15 7:28am

Guitarhero

Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight

cheese Oh sorry wrong guy.

Make a chippy wanna say

Whisper in the belly

to me rocking rose.

wacky

[Edited 8/21/15 7:28am]

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Reply #16 posted 08/21/15 7:43am

214

Guitarhero said:

Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight

cheese Oh sorry wrong guy.

Make a chippy wanna say

Whisper in the belly

to me rocking rose.

wacky

[Edited 8/21/15 7:28am]

Your comment is very shitty

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Reply #17 posted 08/21/15 7:46am

Guitarhero

214 said:

Guitarhero said:

Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight

cheese Oh sorry wrong guy.

Make a chippy wanna say

Whisper in the belly

to me rocking rose.

wacky

[Edited 8/21/15 7:28am]

Your comment is very shitty

Your reply is shitty too , whats you problem.

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Reply #18 posted 08/21/15 8:07am

steakfinger

paisley2002 said:

"She'll make u feel like your stuff ain't brown tonight"

(I'm almost afraid 2 ask what the hell he's talking about)

I would hope you wouldn't have to ask. It should be fairly obvious that he's talking about the brown torpedo. It's a common enough phrase to chastise someone with, "Don't pretend your shit dont' stink." It simply means don't act like you're perfect. Mystery solved.

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Reply #19 posted 08/21/15 8:29am

buttcheeks

The Captain Crunch line was the first that came to mind. "Joint 2 Joint" Emancipation
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Reply #20 posted 08/21/15 8:50am

NorthC

"I hope U have some baby if not boohoo." I always thought the "boohoo" part sounded stupid. Other than that, the song is great.
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Reply #21 posted 08/21/15 9:19am

ufoclub

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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

the veil of the sky draws open
the roar of the chariots touch down
we r the ones who have now come again
and walk upon water like solid ground
as we approach the throne we won’t bow down
this time we won’t b denied

raise every voice and let it b known
in the name of the purple and gold

we come in the name of the purple and gold
all of the odds r in r favor
no prediction 2 bold
we r the truth if the truth can b told
long reign the purple and gold

the eyes say ready 4 battle
no need 4 sword in hand
we r all amped up like a rock n roll band
ready 2 celebrate every score
ready 2 fight the elegant war
ready 2 hear the crowd roar

that’s what we came 4
and so much more
in the name of the purple and gold

r spirits may b tired
r bodies may b worn
but since this day is r destiny
r history – that’s y we must b
4ever strong as the wind that blows the Vikings’ horn
in the name of the purple and gold

whofarted

Dunno if those lyrics would be cheesy if it was a Led Zepplin song... you know like this:

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Reply #22 posted 08/21/15 9:33am

RJOrion

" i am a gracious host .. everybody under me make a toast"
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Reply #23 posted 08/21/15 11:01am

feeluupp

"From the heart of Minnesota
Here come the purple Yoda"

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Reply #24 posted 08/21/15 11:44am

RodeoSchro

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

the veil of the sky draws open
the roar of the chariots touch down
we r the ones who have now come again
and walk upon water like solid ground
as we approach the throne we won’t bow down
this time we won’t b denied

raise every voice and let it b known
in the name of the purple and gold

we come in the name of the purple and gold
all of the odds r in r favor
no prediction 2 bold
we r the truth if the truth can b told
long reign the purple and gold

the eyes say ready 4 battle
no need 4 sword in hand
we r all amped up like a rock n roll band
ready 2 celebrate every score
ready 2 fight the elegant war
ready 2 hear the crowd roar

that’s what we came 4
and so much more
in the name of the purple and gold

r spirits may b tired
r bodies may b worn
but since this day is r destiny
r history – that’s y we must b
4ever strong as the wind that blows the Vikings’ horn
in the name of the purple and gold

whofarted



Winner winner chicken dinner!

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Reply #25 posted 08/21/15 12:56pm

RJOrion

dance girl ... lemme see that booty boom

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Reply #26 posted 08/21/15 2:21pm

dodger

feeluupp said:

"From the heart of Minnesota
Here come the purple Yoda"



I like that line...even tho it is corny
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Reply #27 posted 08/21/15 2:22pm

dodger

metallicjigolo said:

I'm so cold. Hold me. giggle giggle


Winner biggrin
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Reply #28 posted 08/21/15 3:23pm

nyse

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You know you want me like a new pair of shoes
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Reply #29 posted 08/21/15 5:19pm

lovepotion

I forgot where this is from but the line "if I were anything but human I would be the water in your bath Darling." I remember cracking up thinking this is the corniest thing I've heard. Looked it up UTCM.
[Edited 8/21/15 18:31pm]
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