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Thread started 05/28/15 8:08am

aaroncanderson

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What's the funniest Prince lyric?

"If it breaks when it bends you better not put it in.
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Reply #1 posted 05/28/15 8:09am

redsock

"door number pants"

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Reply #2 posted 05/28/15 8:24am

Aethelherring

"Body Massager?"

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Reply #3 posted 05/28/15 9:09am

bobzilla77

"Environmental records? Double check!"

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Reply #4 posted 05/28/15 9:21am

KingSausage

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redsock said:

"door number pants"






Yes! I was going to post that. Excellent choice.
"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry
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Reply #5 posted 05/28/15 9:33am

SoulAlive

damn Delores,pick another subject,please

introduce the carpet to something other than your knees

biggrin

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Reply #6 posted 05/28/15 9:58am

SoulAlive

opened up the ice box,ate everything in the crib

midnight snack,my ass!

bought 7 packs of cookies,thinking they would last

I'll be damned,baby ate the wrapper too

then looked at me and said "Nigga,I'll eat you,too"

falloff "Work That Fat" is one of the funniest songs he's ever done

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Reply #7 posted 05/28/15 10:17am

Angelsoncrack

SoulAlive said:

opened up the ice box,ate everything in the crib

midnight snack,my ass!

bought 7 packs of cookies,thinking they would last

I'll be damned,baby ate the wrapper too

then looked at me and said "Nigga,I'll eat you,too"

falloff "Work That Fat" is one of the funniest songs he's ever done

I'd never heard this outtake until you mentioned it, looked it up and I'm in tears omg

How he deepened his voice though

It kinda makes me think of it being Prince's own 'baby got back' type song

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Reply #8 posted 05/28/15 10:20am

khelm9

"Hey Dez, how do you like my band?"

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Reply #9 posted 05/28/15 11:15am

Doozer

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"Well, maybe not the ride."

Check out The Mountains and the Sea, a Prince podcast by yours truly and my wife. More info at https://www.facebook.com/TMATSPodcast/
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Reply #10 posted 05/28/15 11:32am

purplepolitici
an

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Doozer said:

"Well, maybe not the ride."


yeahthat The Exodus segues are pretty hilarious as well music. "You oughta let me have 50 dollas man."
For all time I am with you, you are with me.
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Reply #11 posted 05/28/15 11:34am

EroticDreamer

.... I pay the rent in this raggedy mother-fucker.... and all u do is suck up food and heat

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4 someone who can't stand them TV dinners
U sure eat enough of them motherfuckers ...

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I've used both lines on X's lol

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Reply #12 posted 05/28/15 11:36am

camillioesteve
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"pussycat, pussycat, wherefore art thou puppy"

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Reply #13 posted 05/28/15 11:37am

camillioesteve
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Doozer said:

"Well, maybe not the ride."

yes definitely

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Reply #14 posted 05/28/15 12:00pm

metallicjigolo

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Look here Marsha, I'm not sayin' this just to be nasty
I sincerely wanna f#!k the taste out of your mouth
Can you relate?

Prince did an interview with a woman at Record World. They talked about whatever, then he asked her: "Does your pubic hair go up to your navel?" At that moment, we thought maybe we shouldn't encourage him to do interviews.
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Reply #15 posted 05/28/15 1:48pm

somethinginthe
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Well, I ordered, "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't too hungry."
Dorothy laughed.
She said, "Sounds like a real man to me. You're kinda cute, you wanna take a bath?"



I said, "Cool. But I'm leavin' my pants on, cuz I'm kinda goin' with someone."

She said, "Sounds like a real man to me. Mind if I turn on the radio?"


smile

Everybody's looking 4 the answers
How the story started and how it will end
What's the use in half a story, half a dream
U have 2 climb all of the steps in between......RIP Prince
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Reply #16 posted 05/28/15 2:41pm

warning2all

"Yah! Yah! Yah!/Yah! Yah!Yah!/Yah!Yah!Yah!"

-Horny Pony
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Reply #17 posted 05/28/15 4:48pm

KingSausage

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18 and Over has some funny lyrics. I still laugh about the Bone Ranger. Hahahaha. Classic.
"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry
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Reply #18 posted 05/28/15 6:51pm

lrcrouse

scrub the dishes sexy mother fucker

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Reply #19 posted 05/28/15 7:05pm

1contessa

You need another lover like you need a hole in your head.

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Reply #20 posted 05/28/15 7:52pm

wouldntulove2l
oveme

Cloreen, I wanna talk to ya
Cloreen, oh Lord
Cloreen, you're the ugliest woman that I've ever seen
I'm not jivin'

Baby, there's one thing
The Lord loves and that's the truth
And baby, you one ugly motherfucker
I'm not lyin' to ya

You know the Lord loves the truth, don't ya?
Well, why the hell can't you take a bath?

If a man is considered guilty
For what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
For all my future crimes"
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Reply #21 posted 05/28/15 7:57pm

SoulAlive

Angelsoncrack said:

SoulAlive said:

opened up the ice box,ate everything in the crib

midnight snack,my ass!

bought 7 packs of cookies,thinking they would last

I'll be damned,baby ate the wrapper too

then looked at me and said "Nigga,I'll eat you,too"

falloff "Work That Fat" is one of the funniest songs he's ever done

I'd never heard this outtake until you mentioned it, looked it up and I'm in tears omg

How he deepened his voice though

It kinda makes me think of it being Prince's own 'baby got back' type song

yep,I see it as his own "Baby Got Back" song biggrin

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Reply #22 posted 05/28/15 8:32pm

motherfunka

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your sister ugly, that's the truth

she eat pizza in the backyard, sleep on the roof

TRUE BLUE
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Reply #23 posted 05/28/15 8:33pm

bluegangsta

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You ain't sexy, get out of my house!

Always cry 4 love, never cry 4 pain.
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Reply #24 posted 05/28/15 8:41pm

controversy99

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"Talk to me Alfred, come on"
I could pick any lyric from that song, but the funniest stuff to me on Cloreen is when Prince is trying to get Morris's attention or get Morris to follow the sly suggestions.
"Love & honesty, peace & harmony"
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Reply #25 posted 05/29/15 4:04am

SashaNicole

A blow job doesn't mean blow

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Reply #26 posted 05/29/15 4:10am

toejam

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EroticDreamer said:

4 someone who can't stand them TV dinners
U sure eat enough of them motherfuckers ...


Ah, you beat me to it!

I nominate this one:

"Welcome 2 Satisfaction. Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop"


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Reply #27 posted 05/29/15 4:23am

RJOrion

EroticDreamer said:

.... I pay the rent in this raggedy mother-fucker.... and all u do is suck up food and heat


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4 someone who can't stand them TV dinners
U sure eat enough of them motherfuckers ...


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I've used both lines on X's lol



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yep...me and wife jokingly say those lines to each other ALL the time...

"...BOB...aint dat a Bitch?.."
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Reply #28 posted 05/29/15 4:24am

RJOrion

"...i'll make love 2 U....tomorrow..."
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Reply #29 posted 05/29/15 4:28am

RJOrion

"...im thinkin that you really need to be my pet (o really)
and let me put you in my little cage (cmon)
im sick & tired of playin hard to get
with a animal half my age..."
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