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Thread started 01/28/15 1:23pm

hollywooddove

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Sometimes the Prince lines don't work

One time I wrote this girl a letter, plain out stealing from Prince, cause I had plans for her....

The letter said,

If u're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off

She said,

This letter was so sweet when you said go to the movie show,

cause there are so many weekends I sit here alone

with no place to go

since me and my boyfriend broke up

...................

and then you had to ruin it by getting dirty

Any stories out there like this?

We are all so full of doody here
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Reply #1 posted 01/28/15 1:34pm

Graycap23

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U couldn't come with better lines that this?

FOOLS multiply when WISE Men & Women are silent.
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Reply #2 posted 01/28/15 3:04pm

warning2all

Try telling your next potential girlfriend that your love making is like surgery.That should go well.
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Reply #3 posted 01/28/15 5:57pm

FragileUnderto
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warning2all said:

Try telling your next potential girlfriend that your love making is like surgery.That should go well.

falloff

Cant believe my purple psychedelic pimp slap pimp2

And I descend from grace, In arms of undertow
I will take my place, In the great below
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Reply #4 posted 01/28/15 7:06pm

wishuhvn

Yea, even Prince wouldn't use that as a straight line. I use to write on pics or whatever back in high school, "If God one day struck me blind, you're beauty I's still see." But now you should realize, true players don't need to borrow Prince lines, they use there own mind...

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Reply #5 posted 01/28/15 7:11pm

ThomasBjj

wishuhvn said:

Yea, even Prince wouldn't use that as a straight line. I use to write on pics or whatever back in high school, "If God one day struck me blind, you're beauty I's still see." But now you should realize, true players don't need to borrow Prince lines, they use there own mind...

I guess true players don't use proper grammer or spelling either.

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Reply #6 posted 01/28/15 10:03pm

XNY

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It's grammAr ...genius. wink

"Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham
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Reply #7 posted 01/29/15 12:18am

SanMartin

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XNY said:

It's grammAr ...genius. wink



I think they were referring to 'grammer', i.e. resembling Kelsey Grammer in appearance and mannerisms. I'm not sure how hot people would find that.
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Reply #8 posted 01/29/15 7:43am

iZsaZsa

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Ew. lol
What?
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Reply #9 posted 01/29/15 3:12pm

bonatoc

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warning2all said:

Try telling your next potential girlfriend that your love making is like surgery.That should go well.


You could also try telling her about the

Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
Poom
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(ad lib)

The Colors R brighter, the Bond is much tighter
No Child's a failure
Until the Blue Sailboat sails him away from his dreams
Don't Ever Lose, Don't Ever Lose
Don't Ever Lose Your Dreams
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Reply #10 posted 01/29/15 3:14pm

hollywooddove

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Well, this was a long time ago when I did this. So....

But be honest, all of ya'll

Who has not used the words to Adore on someone you love?

We are all so full of doody here
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Reply #11 posted 01/29/15 3:17pm

tatocorcu

SanMartin said:

XNY said:

It's grammAr ...genius. wink



I think they were referring to 'grammer', i.e. resembling Kelsey Grammer in appearance and mannerisms. I'm not sure how hot people would find that.

Towards the end of its tun I started finding Frasier very attractive... Until the I had always had a thing for Niles. I'm not even joking 😳
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Reply #12 posted 01/29/15 3:38pm

klick2me

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Try, "like a wildcat in a sellabit rage.... I want your love... in my dirty little cage" next time. You are bound to get a year's worth of lovin' with a line like that!

klick
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Reply #13 posted 01/30/15 12:26am

ThomasBjj

XNY said:

It's grammAr ...genius. wink

Oh snap! looks like karma just kicked me in the junk. I'll slink away quietly.

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