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Hey, What's Up With That Purple Rain Remaster, Ya'll? [img:$uid]http://i.imgur.com/aXtBBJEl.jpg[/img:$uid] [img:$uid]http://i.imgur.com/OYCfpUFl.jpg[/img:$uid]
I was sitting down eating a turkey sandwich globbed in miracle whip...then I realized, where in the hell is that Purple Rain Remaster?!? I imediately put down my turkey sandwish, and typed up this thread on my keyboard. The keys still have smeared miracle whip on them.
*waits for news* [Edited 11/21/14 20:57pm] | |
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You lost me at "miracle whip".  What? | |
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It might happen sometime. Do not hold your breath over this. Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill... If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry. | |
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I don't think it's gonna be released this year | |
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Let's just hope that it comes out sometime in 2015.Maybe in time for christmas  I will take my place, In the great below | |
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This is time to understand now that the project is dead now...In the better case PR will be released in his minimal form and not this year! THat’s IT! |
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Ever the eccentric pioneer, Prince has decided to release it on the 30th anniversary of his death instead. blah blah blah |
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Purple Rain Remaster, you say?
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Stop the Prince Apologists ™ | |
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P's just waiting for D'Angelo and Sly to lay down some guest vocals y'all. Be patient! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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What the fuck is miracle whip? If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet. ^_^
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lust said: What the fuck is miracle whip? Ghetto. What? | |
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Unless of course Prince says he eats it, then it'd be sacred and the greatest thing ever, next to sliced bread. I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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HatrinaHaterwitz said:
Unless of course Prince says he eats it, then it'd be sacred and the greatest thing ever, next to sliced bread.  Candied mayonnaise. Yuck. Not on my sandwich!What? | |
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iZsaZsa said: HatrinaHaterwitz said:
Unless of course Prince says he eats it, then it'd be sacred and the greatest thing ever, next to sliced bread. Candied mayonnaise. Yuck. Not on my sandwich!Sounds repulsive. I think I'll put it on the list with spray can cheese as things to ignore when I'm next stateside. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! | |
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unless it's released on eight track, I ain't got no use for it. All I want is a new betamax tape of the Syracuse show, bitch taped Ass the World Turns over them tunes | |
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The Purple Rain Remaster is aailable only if you mail a money order for $79.99 to the address found on the website: PRPLERN3RDEYEREVISED. The website will eagerly accept pre-orders, and will not give you updates on the shipping status for nearly 2 years. When you pay a visit to the building that used to house a Blockbuster video store, you'll find the orders were shipped there instead, with no explanation. And the closed Blockbuster store will have a 5 CD set that only costs $39.99. You, the long time loyal fan who supported your favorite artist by placing an advance order, will still have to wait another 6 weeks for your 4 CD set that you spent $79.99 on, nearly 2 years ago. When it finally arrives, you'll find it is a re-recording of Purple Rain, as played and re-imagined by 3RDEYEGIRL. The lyrics were changed to be non-offensive to the Jehovah's Witness cult... errr, I mean organization. The album was recorded digitally on an iMac, and mixed with the loudest possible compression & clipping levels. If you come online to Prince.org, Housequake.com or SmallClub.org to voice your complaints, you will find a cease & desist legal document in your mailbox within three business days of posting your complaint, with threats to be sued for promoting hate & falsehoods and vicious slander. [Edited 11/24/14 23:19pm] | |
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There's no need to start a new thread when there's already an active one. © Bart Van Hemelen
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I know. It's at least 2 dozen threads about this. I was being my usual zany self. | |
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