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Reply #60 posted 03/22/12 12:05pm

vainandy

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Genesia said:

Are you telling me that's not an udder?

That's a tittie waiting to be milked. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #61 posted 03/22/12 2:08pm

NDRU

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Cow said:

5) Prince does not sleep standing up. Research shows that he has not slept since 2004, a feat made possible by his four year hibernation between 2000-2004.

Prince does occasionally sleep while recording, though nod

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Reply #62 posted 03/22/12 3:37pm

Funkyalien

this is a brilliant thread because prince has been dropping hints in his lyrics and song titles for ages....

when doves cow.

'and all that cow before me never made you cow..shak shalak....cow...'

'www.emilk.com'

udderneath the cream

Rave un2 the cow fantastic

rave into the cow fantastic

cow my name

how come u dont cow me anymore

'the evolution will be cow-ized'

in this bed i steak

te amo cow-a-zone

(...the hornheadz are there of course....)

'make him man enough to say he's 50-50 cow'

3 chains o' cow

'get calf....22 positions in a one-stand stand....get calf...'

'it took 5 oxen....'

'cattle..cattle..cattle groove on....cattle...cattle...cattle groove on'

diary i'm a star

push and bull

dam u (dam is a cow mother)

i would heifer you

U sexy muley fucker (muley is a hornless cow)

'dance with the uddertaker'

(sorry couldn't resist, prince u are great. this is just timepass by lesser people. sure u can think of some other ones)

Funky alien
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Reply #63 posted 03/22/12 3:49pm

TheEnglishGent

Moovie Star
12 years with this account. Might be time to get an avatar.
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Reply #64 posted 03/22/12 3:50pm

NDRU

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TheEnglishGent said:

Moovie Star

"Dance floor ain't big enough, fat cow!!"

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Reply #65 posted 03/22/12 4:32pm

ArielFriend

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After years if extensive research, it has been discovered that Prince is not a cow.

This is a thread that would probably make Prince want to visit the org, just to see there are a few folks with a sense of humor! But you all are wicked--I was nearly kicked off my bus on the way home: everyone was trying to sleep but I kept laughing (I truly was trying to stifle it!). I hope you all can keep this moo-ving.

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Reply #66 posted 03/22/12 4:42pm

lust

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Cow, what other info are you able to reVEAL?
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #67 posted 03/22/12 5:08pm

Azahar

Cowtroversy.

Hang on, if he's black AND white (it must B true, an orger said so), that means he's straight & ...

OMG how far does the rabbit hole go? faint

Visual evidence. Songs. Call the experts Cow, they may need to reassess their findings.

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Reply #68 posted 03/22/12 5:19pm

Cow

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lust said:

Cow, what other info are you able to reVEAL?

And break the Davinci Cowde? Are you mad, I would be barbecued if I said anything else!

(Please do not ask me about the REAL reason that Katy Perry and Russell Brand broke up. All I can say is that one of them is indeed a cow but I can't say which one).

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #69 posted 03/22/12 6:37pm

XxAxX

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Azahar said:

Cowtroversy.

Hang on, if he's black AND white (it must B true, an orger said so), that means he's straight & ...

OMG how far does the rabbit hole go? faint

Visual evidence. Songs. Call the experts Cow, they may need to reassess their findings.

eek

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Reply #70 posted 03/22/12 8:37pm

vvluvfunk

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

THIS IS JUST

RE..DICK..U.LESS

I don't know whether to laugh or drown in the pool of my tears from laughter..lo

eye know;]

prince is Sexy. Period.
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Reply #71 posted 03/23/12 5:12am

ArielFriend

Cow said:

After years if extensive research, it has been discovered that Prince is not a cow.

OMG, how could you lie to us this way!! I just don't what to believe anymore.

Prince: The Artist Now Known as Cash Cow

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

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Reply #72 posted 03/23/12 8:47am

Azahar

@ ArielFriend comfort

Lowesexy:

"...it put my name upon my thigh..." branding?

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Reply #73 posted 03/23/12 9:27am

Funkyalien

udderloveholeinyohead.

'like animals, just born to breed....'

cows and disorder.

(best thread in ages around here.)

Funky alien
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Reply #74 posted 03/26/12 4:21pm

Cow

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The cow scientists weren't neccessarily expecting a Nobel Prize for this discovery but a sticky would have been nice.

Oh well, I must move on. I'm starting an Occupy McDonalds movement tomorrow.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #75 posted 03/26/12 5:46pm

ArielFriend

Cow said:

The cow scientists weren't neccessarily expecting a Nobel Prize for this discovery but a sticky would have been nice.

Oh well, I must move on. I'm starting an Occupy McDonalds movement tomorrow.

Oh, sure, Cow, move right along . . . after I uncovered the evidence he IS a cow. You are despicable to have deceived us this way . . .

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

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Reply #76 posted 03/26/12 6:04pm

Cow

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ArielFriend said:

Cow said:

The cow scientists weren't neccessarily expecting a Nobel Prize for this discovery but a sticky would have been nice.

Oh well, I must move on. I'm starting an Occupy McDonalds movement tomorrow.

Oh, sure, Cow, move right along . . . after I uncovered the evidence he IS a cow. You are despicable to have deceived us this way . . .

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

You know too much. Expect a "friendly visit" from the Cowsa Nostra within the next few days. They would like to take for you a little stroll/

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #77 posted 03/26/12 6:19pm

ArielFriend

Cow said:

ArielFriend said:

Oh, sure, Cow, move right along . . . after I uncovered the evidence he IS a cow. You are despicable to have deceived us this way . . .

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

You know too much. Expect a "friendly visit" from the Cowsa Nostra within the next few days. They would like to take for you a little stroll/

That's fine; at least I'll go knowing what you said is just . . . bull . . .

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Reply #78 posted 03/26/12 6:35pm

macinusaf67

When the cow moos, udders will shake. eek

“At one time she was considered the world's youngest belly dancer. And Prince is the world's oldest woodland nymph!”
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Reply #79 posted 03/26/12 7:04pm

Cow

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ArielFriend said:

Cow said:

You know too much. Expect a "friendly visit" from the Cowsa Nostra within the next few days. They would like to take for you a little stroll/

That's fine; at least I'll go knowing what you said is just . . . bull . . .

I've called off the Cowsa Nostra.

I can't blame you for your idealism. Humans want to believe. It is a good trait of humans; one we cows like a lot more than, say, their tendency to want to eat 2 pound hamburgers.

Prince, to paraphrase Britney Spears, is not quite a cow but not completely a human. We all can agree on that.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #80 posted 03/27/12 7:53am

united1878

Loving this thread!

Best I could come up with were:

Willing and a Bull

Wonderful Grass

Dairy Mind

My friend came up with some more:

Bovine O the Times

Jam of the Steer

Extraordi-dairy

"Do U Own Your Pastures?"

cool

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Reply #81 posted 03/27/12 8:55am

Azahar

Udders here with us

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Reply #82 posted 03/27/12 9:01am

NouveauDance

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Azahar said:

Udders here with us

lol

Yogurta Shake Something

Mooah Bocca

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Reply #83 posted 03/27/12 9:36am

Azahar

ShoCOWdeLICKa

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Reply #84 posted 03/27/12 3:24pm

PopeLeo

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GrassCudder

Cowmasutra

Angus Stesia

Batdance (Vicki Veal Mix)

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Reply #85 posted 03/27/12 3:44pm

NouveauDance

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PopeLeo said:

Batdance (Vicki Veal Mix)

lol

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Reply #86 posted 03/27/12 4:35pm

ArielFriend

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i don't know... awful lot of cow bell in 'endorphinmachine'

And that's not the only one . . .

http://cowbellsongs.com/t...we-al.html

Thank heavens he narrowly avoided the fate of the cows in the article below by escaping WB . . .

http://www.hiphopmusic.co...propr.html

It is clear Cow is being untruthful . . . all this evidence is overwhelming . . . a Moderator should eternally ban Cow from the org . . .

I'm going to go watch the Alphabet Street video . . . it probably will provide more evidence

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Reply #87 posted 03/27/12 8:10pm

Azahar

Eternal ban may be a bit harsh. Cow just planted the seed...Cowspiracies abound.

Another one, Lady Cow Driver.

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Reply #88 posted 03/29/12 8:13am

afro75

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According Wendy in a Minnesota Public Radio interview, Prince is not a cow, but actually a pony. A cute, little pony. lol

http://minnesota.publicra...0120216_64


[Edited 3/29/12 8:18am]

~Using the Fat Albert emoticon 'cause no one else is... fatalbert ~
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Reply #89 posted 04/04/12 11:23am

imago

BEST.

THREAD.

EVER.

lol

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