Jagar said:

Here we are in this big ol' empty barn
Staring each other down
You want my dairy products inside of you
Let's stop fooling around
Take me, baby, tug on my udder
As I chew my cud, ooh
Bring out what's been in me for far to long
Baby, you know that's all I've been dreaming of
Milk me, baby, like you never done before
Ooh, take it from me 'til I just can't give no more
Come on and milk me, baby, like you never milked before
Ooh, You want my milk, I just can't give no more, can't give, oh

I know this topic is kinda old and everything but I can't help it

This is probably the best thread I've seen on here since I've joined

Maybe he's not, but he's got arms like some of the big heifers I've seen...

*rimshot*

Sorry in advance if anybody said that already .

Cows WILL take the place of your man