Hi, does someone know if there is still staff being hired at Paisley Park Studios? Or is it completely shut down at the moment? Thx

I'm sure there is at least maintenance and security. Otherwise, the building would be run down and all the recordings in the vault would have been released.

Maybe the org needs to get a mole in there. Someone could apply to sweep up at night and then secretly copy all the tapes in the vault. Any takers?

electricberet said:

Maybe the org needs to get a mole in there. Someone could apply to sweep up at night and then secretly copy all the tapes in the vault. Any takers?

-1st if I make it thru, green beret style with navy seals mode, FBI background checked, drug tested, lie dector tested and I do cop the tapes,

-AND copy them,

-what do I do with them then?

someone could go in there Mission Impossible style.

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I always imagine walking in and it being like some dystopian, future apocalyptic movie where the human race has all but vanished and you walk through the doors and there's skeletons at the reception desk with Lovesexy era polkadot shoulderpadded suits and big hair, covered in cobwebs.

This would be when it looked like a sterile research lab, not after the mid-90s teletubbies makeover.

NouveauDance said:

I always imagine walking in and it being like some dystopian, future apocalyptic movie where the human race has all but vanished and you walk through the doors and there's skeletons at the reception desk with Lovesexy era polkadot shoulderpadded suits and big hair, covered in cobwebs.

This would be when it looked like a sterile research lab, not after the mid-90s teletubbies makeover.

MyJobIz2beCute said:

electricberet said:

Maybe the org needs to get a mole in there. Someone could apply to sweep up at night and then secretly copy all the tapes in the vault. Any takers?

-1st if I make it thru, green beret style with navy seals mode, FBI background checked, drug tested, lie dector tested and I do cop the tapes,

-AND copy them,

-what do I do with them then?

Just put them on all on a massive hard drive and send them to me. I'll find a way to get them out there.

NouveauDance said:

I always imagine walking in and it being like some dystopian, future apocalyptic movie where the human race has all but vanished and you walk through the doors and there's skeletons at the reception desk with Lovesexy era polkadot shoulderpadded suits and big hair, covered in cobwebs.

This would be when it looked like a sterile research lab, not after the mid-90s teletubbies makeover.

That may be what it looks like when the vault finally gets opened. Prince may have set the combination to open in the year 3121 when Victor returns to claim the pyramids.

kewlschool said:

Damn that's hot!

SO who is up for the task of snooping around Paisley Park Studios? haha

electricberet said:

MyJobIz2beCute said:

-1st if I make it thru, green beret style with navy seals mode, FBI background checked, drug tested, lie dector tested and I do cop the tapes,

-AND copy them,

-what do I do with them then?

Just put them on all on a massive hard drive and send them to me. I'll find a way to get them out there.

^-

-But then, what about me?!

-When Prince views the hidden video footage he has of me copying,

-he is going to lock me up in a 7ft by 24in. birdcage!!!

-AND THE WORST THING OF IT ALL,

-is I am gonna LIKE IT!!!

MyJobIz2beCute said:

electricberet said:

Just put them on all on a massive hard drive and send them to me. I'll find a way to get them out there.

^-

-But then, what about me?!

-When Prince views the hidden video footage he has of me copying,

-he is going to lock me up in a 7ft by 24in. birdcage!!!

-AND THE WORST THING OF IT ALL,

-is I am gonna LIKE IT!!!

Your org name suggests that you are the perfect person to handle Prince after the job is done. However, we may need someone with some cooking experience to bake all the tapes to make them playable before we do the transfer.

I still think our best hope for getting those vault tapes may be a public auction after Prince misses one too many tax bills. We can all chip in to buy the tapes and then release a huge box set, "Prince: The Foreclosure Experience."

electricberet said:

MyJobIz2beCute said:

^-

-But then, what about me?!

-When Prince views the hidden video footage he has of me copying,

-he is going to lock me up in a 7ft by 24in. birdcage!!!

-AND THE WORST THING OF IT ALL,

-is I am gonna LIKE IT!!!

Your org name suggests that you are the perfect person to handle Prince after the job is done. However, we may need someone with some cooking experience to bake all the tapes to make them playable before we do the transfer.

I still think our best hope for getting those vault tapes may be a public auction after Prince misses one too many tax bills. We can all chip in to buy the tapes and then release a huge box set, "Prince: The Foreclosure Experience."

-Well,

-in HS, they used to call me: 'Chefy-chef-she-da', because I make the BEST brownies.

-Prince is gonna dip me in rubber and turn me into a doll!!

7souls said:

If you apply and get a job, make sure you get paid up front.

electricberet said:

NouveauDance said:

I always imagine walking in and it being like some dystopian, future apocalyptic movie where the human race has all but vanished and you walk through the doors and there's skeletons at the reception desk with Lovesexy era polkadot shoulderpadded suits and big hair, covered in cobwebs.

This would be when it looked like a sterile research lab, not after the mid-90s teletubbies makeover.

That may be what it looks like when the vault finally gets opened. Prince may have set the combination to open in the year 3121 when Victor returns to claim the pyramids.

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Nikademus said:

I'm sure there is at least maintenance and security.

If not, that's good for Dr Fink. He'll have a better chance of letting his son tour the place.

Should be. Somebody has to watch the place.

paisleypark4 said:

Should be. Somebody has to watch the place.

Nah.

Costs money. Can't have that.

Besides, P is/was in Europe.

So why leave that opportunity unused to turn off the airconditioning?

Does the park have double glazing?

So P returns, lets himself in, turns on the lights, fires up studio A and starts laying down some tracks...

Well somebody is watering the plants and cutting the grass...

AJP said:

Well somebody is watering the plants and cutting the grass...

Plants? Plastic...

Grass can be one once every two weeks or so; the park building itself can remain closed. The lawnmower powers itself, the man brings his own coffee...

So did anyone call the studio?

-Prince should just turn Paisley Park into a record store and let me run it,

-I can work for peanuts, he can have video cameras all over the place,

-even up my ass, if the need it to be.

-He can do it like, in that movie 'Friday II', remember Pinky and 'em?

I just saw all the pictures here for the first time, and WOW! It's exceptional! I want a personal tour! lol

EyeJester7 said:

I just saw all the pictures here for the first time, and WOW! It's exceptional! I want a personal tour! lol

-I'm just curious EyeJester7, but about how much would you want to pay or would pay,

-for a tour of Paisley Park?

-Say, a 30min tour?

udo said:

AJP said:

Well somebody is watering the plants and cutting the grass...

Plants? Plastic...

Grass can be one once every two weeks or so; the park building itself can remain closed. The lawnmower powers itself, the man brings his own coffee...

purplethunder3121 said:

This cain't b da place! It needs a funky rake!!