Billy Crystal Speaks On "Bob George"

Wow.
It must have been hard to call himself a 'comedian' when he's never been funny at all.

BriaVelveeta said:

I thought that was kinda funny actually

Does anyone have a youtube link to Billy Crystal's orignial sketch lampooning prince (as the newsreader mentioned?)?

Billy Crystal has never been that funny. His Fernando Lamas thing was over done, and was . The song wasn't even that funny at the time, yet corporate radio played it all the time. He's a good talker, but he's not a funny guy.

it's slap yo ass into the middle of next week. not next wednesday. sure sure..wednesday is the middle of the week but hey..I'm just sayin'

Billy crystal doesn't have much of a sense of humor for a comedian..

Blast from the past, but in Billy Crystal's "You Look Mahvelous!" song, Vanity and Apollonia are mentioned alongside Cyndi Lauper, Tina Turner, Cher, and Madonna.

Bob here...that's right Billy but you got my muthfuckin lyrics all wrong.
If you don't know the words to dis muthfucka...then shut yo azz,
cuz I'll slap yo ass into the middle of next week.

And what's up with that fro Billy...yeah you quiet now uh uh!


And who the fuk is billy Crystal anyway? what does he do for a living?

Tell jokes and shit...aint that a bi%#$H

Please Billy, who do I look like?
Yesterday's fool?

Billy don't you know I will cut your fro down now.
I don't talk about u, I don't talk about u
Wit' yo' little almond-shaped head ass
Who the fuck do u think this is?
I'll kick your ass Billy... twice

...what's my name now?

B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what'd it say
Same motherfuckin' shit

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