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Thread started 07/20/09 12:04pm

MantuaPharoah

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Why did UTCM get panned? What was so bad about it?

I know we've talked about UTCM a BILLION times here.

But I watched it again last night for the 71st time (no lie), and I enjoyed it just as much as ever.

I'd just like to know why you think the critics hated it so much.

I read one review that said "If you don't like Prince, stay away. If you do like Prince... stay away!"

I'll never forget reading that.

Another review said the movie was like a cross between a Fred Astaire movie and a perfume commercial! lol Okay... fine. Whatever! lol

True, the acting wasn't great. Mary had some acting faux pas, and so did Tricky... but I thought Prince was fine... other than him lying down in that wack position after getting shot!

You can read reviews by going to http://www.mrqe.com and typing in Under the Cherry Moon.

I'm just wondering what you thought was so terrible about it?

... 'cause in the grand scheme of things... BRUNO sucked! ... yet it got some pretty good reviews! You gotta be kiddin' me!

Please don't write good stuff about Under the Cherry Moon! That's been done before. I just want to know what you think was BAD about it?

Story?
Acting?
Casting?
Editing? (I agree the editing wasn't great.)

I just want some BAD opinions... 'cause honestly, I don't see why it was hated on so much in the media!

Your serious bad opinions would be greatly appreciated. Just trying to learn why you feel that way.


Thanks!
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Reply #1 posted 07/20/09 12:09pm

Mars23

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Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #2 posted 07/20/09 12:13pm

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ha ha! I love this movie. smile
Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize
u simply imagined this
So u lean over and give her a kiss
Here on earth, here on earth,
with u it's not so bad
Here on earth, here on earth
eye don't feel so sad
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Reply #3 posted 07/20/09 12:30pm

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It probably would have received better reviews as a "made for tv" movie. However, box office mojo states the movie made $10 million domestically. I am surprised that it made that much.
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Reply #4 posted 07/20/09 12:34pm

emesem

"What was so bad about it"

Well for starters, Prince only sings half a song in it.

Here is a pretty good scene by scene deconstruction of the film. Brings back so many bad memories.

http://jabootu.net/?p=701
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Reply #5 posted 07/20/09 12:55pm

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emesem said:

"What was so bad about it"

Well for starters, Prince only sings half a song in it.

Here is a pretty good scene by scene deconstruction of the film. Brings back so many bad memories.

http://jabootu.net/?p=701

We open on a blank, black screen. (Sadly, this copasetic state of affairs is not maintained, and soon actual images are seen.)

lol
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Reply #6 posted 07/20/09 12:55pm

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I actually liked the movie and I think it got panned because everyone wanted Purple Rain 2. He wasn't playing the role of Prince/The Kid in it and therefore he wasn't singing all the time like in Purple Rain. Also he directed it which in Hollywood is a big problem with the industry. They don't like it when they're cut out of thee process. If he hired some known director they probably would've been kinder to him in the press. When Purple Rain started making money Hollywood jumped on the Prince bandwagon so fast they caught whiplash. Everyone was on his d*ck and then he went and made another movie without Hollywood input.
[Edited 7/20/09 12:56pm]
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Reply #7 posted 07/20/09 1:02pm

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Mars23 said:






this should answer your question.
[Edited 7/20/09 13:04pm]
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Reply #8 posted 07/20/09 1:14pm

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Mars23 said:



God thats such a sad bit! Why do u wana see it in repeat?! haha!
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Reply #9 posted 07/20/09 1:15pm

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SexyMotha said:

Mars23 said:



God thats such a sad bit! Why do u wana see it in repeat?! haha!


The more u look at it, the more it looks like hes just stumbled out of a club drunk lol!!!
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Reply #10 posted 07/20/09 4:42pm

MantuaPharoah

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johnart said:

emesem said:

"What was so bad about it"

Well for starters, Prince only sings half a song in it.

Here is a pretty good scene by scene deconstruction of the film. Brings back so many bad memories.

http://jabootu.net/?p=701

We open on a blank, black screen. (Sadly, this copasetic state of affairs is not maintained, and soon actual images are seen.)

lol


That opening was HILARIOUS! lol

But dayumm... I never considered it a bad movie. It's just fun!

I guess I understand, but I just never considered it as bad as the critics say it is.
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Reply #11 posted 07/20/09 5:05pm

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the writing, the casting, the direction, the acting... i mean, those are the USUAL reasons, and UTCM in particular, had so many more...
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Reply #12 posted 07/20/09 5:09pm

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Mars23 said:



yeahthat

Overacting like a mofo in some parts.


I do think the movie DID deserve better than it got tho. Maybe people's expectations were too high after Purple Rain?
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Reply #13 posted 07/20/09 5:18pm

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amorbella said:

ha ha! I love this movie. smile



Me too, I know it's wrong but I can't help myself. biggrin
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Reply #14 posted 07/20/09 5:20pm

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it's funny and stylish... I love it biggrin
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Reply #15 posted 07/20/09 5:20pm

Dayclear

UTCM is one of my favorite movies. I don't know or care why anyone else didn't like it.
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Reply #16 posted 07/20/09 8:13pm

kalelvisj

There are a lot of people who like this movie, and I find myself enjoying it when I am in the right mood. but to answer the OP, it bombed because it wasn't "Purple Rain 2".
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Reply #17 posted 07/21/09 3:10am

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It earned a Raspberry Award for being a shitty flick neutral
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Reply #18 posted 07/21/09 4:52am

LuneCerise

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Ain't a damn thing wrong with this film. I'd watch it any day over Purple Rain.
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Reply #19 posted 07/21/09 6:06am

vivid

It is a silly film, but lots of fun too. And he looks great in that white coat!
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Reply #20 posted 07/22/09 8:01am

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This movie is hilarious! nod
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Reply #21 posted 07/22/09 1:13pm

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"Behind him, at Isaac’s instruction, a coast guardsman aims a rifle and, in a moment that will cheer the hearts of viewers forever, puts a slug in Christopher’s back. Our Hero twirls around, his big coat flapping hither and yon, altogether appearing like someone performing an interpretive dance called The Assassination of Joe Cocker."(http://jabootu.net/?p=701)
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Reply #22 posted 07/22/09 5:29pm

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It got panned because it sucked ass. Hell Purple Rain was only worth watching cause of the performances and UTCM lacked even that. All on all it was an overacted, silly, clueless, mess of a movie. Even Prince distances from it cause he knows it sucked.
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Reply #23 posted 07/22/09 6:34pm

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PurpleMedley122 said:

Mars23 said:






this should answer your question.
[Edited 7/20/09 13:04pm]

Only thing that answers is why I love it so much. smile
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I think UTCM is too cute...I love it.
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Reply #24 posted 07/22/09 7:03pm

MantuaPharoah

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As of last night, I've seen this movie 71 times all the way through. I know it has it's serious flaws, but it's no where near as bad as the critics say.

I might think it was "Zoolander" bad, if anyone other than Prince starred in it... so I understand the criticisms... but it's Prince at his most fun.
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Reply #25 posted 07/22/09 7:17pm

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It is shit by film standards, but enjoyable for prince fans. i've seen it countless times, and i've got a lot of good memories attached to it, but I can recognise that its essentially crap.

Graffiti Bridge, however, is arse even for the majority of Prince fans, and is only of value to those who like looking at Prince. (admittedly, several hundred orgers...)
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Reply #26 posted 07/23/09 12:04am

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emesem said:

"What was so bad about it"

Well for starters, Prince only sings half a song in it.

Here is a pretty good scene by scene deconstruction of the film. Brings back so many bad memories.

http://jabootu.net/?p=701

BRILLIANT! Bloody Brilliant, I was in tears.
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Reply #27 posted 07/23/09 3:56am

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MantuaPharoah said:

I know we've talked about UTCM a BILLION times here.

But I watched it again last night for the 71st time (no lie), and I enjoyed it just as much as ever.

I'd just like to know why you think the critics hated it so much.

I read one review that said "If you don't like Prince, stay away. If you do like Prince... stay away!"

I'll never forget reading that.

Another review said the movie was like a cross between a Fred Astaire movie and a perfume commercial! lol Okay... fine. Whatever! lol

True, the acting wasn't great. Mary had some acting faux pas, and so did Tricky... but I thought Prince was fine... other than him lying down in that wack position after getting shot!

You can read reviews by going to http://www.mrqe.com and typing in Under the Cherry Moon.

I'm just wondering what you thought was so terrible about it?

... 'cause in the grand scheme of things... BRUNO sucked! ... yet it got some pretty good reviews! You gotta be kiddin' me!

Please don't write good stuff about Under the Cherry Moon! That's been done before. I just want to know what you think was BAD about it?

Story?
Acting?
Casting?
Editing? (I agree the editing wasn't great.)

I just want some BAD opinions... 'cause honestly, I don't see why it was hated on so much in the media!

Your serious bad opinions would be greatly appreciated. Just trying to learn why you feel that way.


Thanks!


The movie was everything that has been posted both good and bad but you pointed out an interesting tidbit of info that's overlooked.

He cut the director or at the least limited his role. That pissed a lot of people off.

Another thing is that Prince was in one of the few movies since the late 60's that showed a Black man kissing a White woman on film. The only movies that I can think of that did that were some Jim Brown type Blaxpoiation movies. That was major and if you think it was bad for Prince it messed up the girl who played his love interest. She eventually was nominated for an Academy Award and I really hadn't seen her in anything after UTCM.

I remember reading that Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts when they played in THe Pelican Brief had to have their parts re-written because the book portrayed them as lovers and they both feared a backlash if this was done on film.Roberts was actually pissed that this happened and Denzel told her that if she even kissed him on film it would destroy her career. Sad but true.

The movie is not as bad as some would say but I have sat through horrible movies that critics said were good like.

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Reply #28 posted 07/23/09 8:59am

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I think if he had added more music scenes, it would've been better received. I also think WB could've made it somewhat successful by showing more music scenes in the trailers and gotten people out to the theaters, regardless of the reviews.
But the critics had a field day with this one. They kicked it as hard as they could, cuz no one saw it. They went too far with it, but that how Hollywood is. They like to prop you up high, and then see you fall just as hard.
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Reply #29 posted 07/23/09 11:42am

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muleFunk said:



The movie is not as bad as some would say but I have sat through horrible movies that critics said were good like.

Cool World
Dick Tracy
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Ghost Dad? Nobody thought that movie was any good. It's got a 0% critics rating on rottentomatoes..
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