..ok so that was my L-O-N-G version...here is my short version too
.
...my roof in ruins...
..i drown in light..
...mzsexybaby
[Edited 7/1/09 12:28pm]

Let me be the first...

mzkqueen03 said:

CJanssen said:

the pee part is not really sounding very sexy, I know he has to go but you better leave that out of the poem

.. that is my favorite part...it reminds me of this bit prince did at the O2 London..where he talks about..how his honey shouldn't get madd at him if he leaves the toilet-seat up...that was what inspired the poem in the 1st place
..mzsexybaby

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

...here is another ones..prince poemz
.
...L-O-V-E of Mine...the One i L-O-V-E ...stay with me..For you are Mine..So Mote it be!!...
..OR..
...Come from afar..to be with me..PRINCE..Come to me...So mote it be!..
..mzsexybaby

Prince, I see Darling Nikki masturbating in a PlayGirl magazine. Prince's 7in's of his dick starts to ejaculate his Purple seeds, Apollonia nor Dr. Fink could handle it.

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

...what the young girl wants and grins...
..the world already looking better..much better..
...her dark curls swirling down her back..
..her bright eyes hopeful a better life..
...and at the pit of my stomach i F-E-E-L it..
..uncoiling its slick length..fanged and venomous..
...the dark side of a L-O-V-E already spent-..
..(how dare she romance him until i'm done!!)..
...dismissing her..i see how PRIVILEGE hums..
..down all the avenues of who i am..
...how even what i L-O-V-Ed BELONGS to me...

..mzsexybaby
[Edited 7/1/09 12:53pm]

mzkqueen03 said:

...what the young girl wants and grins...
..the world already looking better..much better..
...her dark curls swirling down her back..
..her bright eyes hopeful a better life..
...mzsexybaby

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

....OK last one!...

...the shy school girl in pig-tails bends over her notebook..he head filling with the word she's spelling..as if by the abracadabra of the alphabet..she could summon up a world better than the one she lives in..
.....C.A.M.A.....
..she sleeps on the soft mattress..
.....V.E.S.T.I.D.O.....
..her shift turns into a petticoat..
...covered by a rose-red part dress..
..the girl bends to her work..her body twisting as she copies out..in tourtured script the today alphabet..he teacher writes out..on the model top line..
....capitals and lowercase line up to spell the world:..
..Big A....hands on her hips..
...strides over distances...while little a tags behind..wagging her puppy tail..
..Big B....puffs out his bully chest..while little b proudly imitates..
...Big C....smiles at her perfect child..a small nostalgic version of herself..
..little d mirrors Big D's roman billy..
....all the way through the alphabet..as if through a human family..the lowercase alters..but cannot escape...the precedent of its capital..
..light skipping its sunbeams in her path..making the tin roofs gleam..like a jewler's shop..
.....C.A.S.A.....
..a yellow house with a tile roof...on an emerald lawn with a turquoise pool...in a pretty town where a school girl walks taking little steps so as not to spill...
...this splendid world that the words construct..as she rounds the corner towards the 2-room shack..w/o windows..paint..or a finished roof..
..coming into view...
...just waiting for Luz to say the magic word..
..her mother's many worries..
...she can't count to yet..
..and then..how light and sweet..
...to say the simple charm..
..of her own name..Luz...
..mzsexybaby

NastradumasKid said:

mzkqueen03 said:

...what the young girl wants and grins...
..the world already looking better..much better..
...her dark curls swirling down her back..
..her bright eyes hopeful a better life..
...mzsexybaby

Make a poem about having sex with Prince.

mzkqueen03 said:

CJanssen said:

the pee part is not really sounding very sexy, I know he has to go but you better leave that out of the poem

.. that is my favorite part...it reminds me of this bit prince did at the O2 London..where he talks about..how his honey shouldn't get madd at him if he leaves the toilet-seat up...that was what inspired the poem in the 1st place
..mzsexybaby

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

I swear to god Imago...



either the hot, heavy Thai air is getting to you or you haven't been drinking enough CLEAN water...
I miss your posts for one day, track you down in M&M and I find THIS!!!



kudos!

REGISTER FOR SECRET SANTA 2009!! Go here NOW ---> http://prince.org/msg/100/323760
YOU ONLY HAVE 5 FREAKIN' DAYS TO SIGN UP!!!!!!


A working class hero is something to be...

RenHoek said:

I swear to god Imago...



either the hot, heavy Thai air is getting to you or you haven't been drinking enough CLEAN water...
I miss your posts for one day, track you down in M&M and I find THIS!!!



kudos!

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

Anxiety said:

Protege said:

Alej said:

It was

Even Gaga is amused:



see?

I have to say that the contents of the thread aren't making me laugh as much as the 'Just 5 Minutes Ago' portion of the title. that shit's funny as hell.

Nerdsexy

Heard you get it poppin'

Alej said:

Protege said:

I have to say that the contents of the thread aren't making me laugh as much as the 'Just 5 Minutes Ago' portion of the title. that shit's funny as hell.

OTA OTA

Protege said:

Alej said:

OTA OTA

Nerdsexy

Heard you get it poppin'

Anxiety said:

Today is July 1st and I have been looking for a hilarious thread; this one is most deffinately the WINNER!!!

When I need to laugh you all are there


p.s. where o where is DesireeNevermind? I can not find anything on her and I count on her for a good laugh!

mzkqueen03 said:

CJanssen said:

the pee part is not really sounding very sexy, I know he has to go but you better leave that out of the poem

.. that is my favorite part...it reminds me of this bit prince did at the O2 London..where he talks about..how his honey shouldn't get madd at him if he leaves the toilet-seat up...that was what inspired the poem in the 1st place
..mzsexybaby

Imago...U are truly distasteful...

I know that seems to be your strength, however...Prince loves Women...Accept it, and treat Prince with more respect. Why do U insist on humiliation? That is not acceptable behavior.

Tame said:

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

Tame said:

C:\Otaassk~.exe




Seriously, this thread makes no fucking sense: http://prince.org/msg/15/321025

vivid is my new boo!

Imago said:

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

Imago said:

REGISTER FOR SECRET SANTA 2009!! Go here NOW ---> http://prince.org/msg/100/323760
YOU ONLY HAVE 5 FREAKIN' DAYS TO SIGN UP!!!!!!


A working class hero is something to be...

Tame said:

InsatiableCream said:

Tame said:

Imago...U are truly distasteful...

I know that seems to be your strength, however...Prince loves Women...Accept it, and treat Prince with more respect. Why do U insist on humiliation? That is not acceptable behavior.

@ this bullshit
[Edited 7/1/09 20:20pm]

The Political Abstract
"Nas is like"
http://www.youtube.com/Nastradumas

McAfrica

McAfrica

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Prince Want's To Study The Bible
If You're A Gay Jew

InsatiableCream said:

Tame said:

Imago...U are truly distasteful...

I know that seems to be your strength, however...Prince loves Women...Accept it, and treat Prince with more respect. Why do U insist on humiliation? That is not acceptable behavior.

@ this bullshit
[Edited 7/1/09 20:20pm]

NastradumasKid said:

InsatiableCream said:

@ this bullshit
[Edited 7/1/09 20:20pm]

Okay these gifs are just down right weird and random show something normal
BTW


EPIC FAILURE!!!!