Ur new job is Prince's chef.... what's on the menu?

From the new look he is sporting.... He needs to fire his chef and hire one of us orgers to cook for him.

Knowing he is vegetarian and likes soymilk.

What would you cook for him to fatten him up and stop scaring us....

Protein shakes.

4EVER
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wildgoldenhoney said:

Protein shakes.

Pasta. Lots of pasta.

Potatoes: Mashed, country fried, baked, etc.

Oooh, and corn. Can't leave out the corn.

And rolls. Lots of rolls.

"I never self-proclaimed myself to be anything." - Michael Jackson
"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

well, since you can bake and/or cook with soymilk the same way you can with regular milk, that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

i'd just fill the mansion with cookies and pastries all the time until he turns into a waddling purple dumpling.

Anxiety said:

"I never self-proclaimed myself to be anything." - Michael Jackson
"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

Penises. Lots of them

captian crunch berries, and raisinettes.

that simple.. skipper doesnt need much

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Penises. Lots of them

amorbella said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Penises. Lots of them

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

amorbella said:

Might not be very fattening but he'll be satisfied

amorbella said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Might not be very fattening but he'll be satisfied

I love u Supa!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Penises. Lots of them

amorbella said:

pplrain said:

I would cook him the following:

Lentil soup with garlic (he likes garlic)

Spinach salad with red onions (so he won't kiss Bria), carrots, tomatoes, topped with sunflower seeds, raisins and pepperjack cheese. Creamy ranch dressing.

Whole wheat penne pasta with creamy brocolli and parmasan cheese.

Mint and chocolate chip cookies and me for dessert.
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bagels & creeem cheese..if they're toasted, would it qualify as chef skills?
& galaxy chocolate & lots of it. if it was melted down, that would also involve skills.

lottielooloo1968 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lottielooloo1968 said:

creeem

there's a pattern here

Hi I took a break but I am back now~~

and I would make him arroz con pollo Cuban style, but use a mock pollo, or mock duck, with garlic bread and some flan for desert....

of course we'd have to have wine and moet too

a flight back 2 minneapolis, a cold climate will remedy that shit..
trouble is, in LA people only eat lettuce - with NO dressing & share a bottle of wine.

lottielooloo1968 said:

Pizza's and burgers. Delivered only.
My recipe is their phone numbers.
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Squash Ravioli, Salad with Radicchio, Arugala, Endive and Hearts of Palm, I'd also make him Eggplant Parmesian , Homemade Olive Bread. Desert well I make great pies or I could make him Cherries Jubilee . I also make Sweet Potato Fries with a delicious dipping glaze. One thing I'm happy about is the ability to cook.

Strawberry Shortcake

And Holy Water

Humble Pie.

Worst.
Thread.
Evah.

If Prince ate meat I would feed him hamhocks with collard greens, cornbread, mashpotatoes with gravy, macaroini & cheese, fried chicken, and peach cobbler. This would definately put lbs in all the right places. Since he is a vegetarian I would definately feed him all kinds of pasta dishes with bread and different styles of potatoes.

Elixir crackerz and rasberry creeps.

GUMBO WITHOUT THE MEAT OR I CAN ADD SOME SOY CUBES LOL

HE NEEDS TO FATTEN UP lol!