Write a Prince related limerick

There was an old man named Prince
Who brushed he teeth but never rinsed
His teeth fell out
He could no longer pout
and his fellatio skills have never been the same since

I'll go down on u all Nite long, its automatic
U will?
Yes I will Baby

There once was a Prince from Minnesota
He could rock-roll like a stone from Boulder
You can call him rough
With all that sharp stuff
Yet sweet enough to cry on his shoulder.

He played a gig at a place called Coachella
(and, just in case, brought an umbrella).
He busted out 'Creep',
tried to sue all his peeps,
now, all the internet laughs at the fella.

There once wan an Angel with wings
We devour the song that he sings
If He was a dove
The birds would just love
To build a nest 4 a King.
[Edited 9/10/08 6:57am]

R u not entertained Motherfuckers!

I'll go down on u all Nite long, its automatic
U will?
Yes I will Baby

After all these years
U still hang on
As if I were still around
Let go.....of my purple coat tail
U know what 2 do.....Face Down

IN ALL MY DREAMS' is a blast
from the first second to the last
twas my favorite boot
till SPLASH came a loose
Now SPLASH is kickin my ass!


i cud go fo' hourrrrrs

There once was a guy named "The Kid"
Who made a mother delete her baby's vid
He picked some strange fights
And closed down his fansites
And The Kid ended up on the skids

sexyAuntyFuka said:

R u not entertained Motherfuckers!

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

There once was a darling named Nikki
Who's devices were really quite tricky
If She were a Queen
She would only be seen
As some kind of sexual sickie.

There is a Prince who should b King
I wish that we could have a fling
He can write,play,sing and dance
Baby he leaves me in a trance
Cuz my guy can do everything

There is a man name Prince
He lived in a town name Minns
He sang and dance and made friends with the twinz
And they happily entertained ever since.

DesireeNevermind said:

sexyAuntyFuka said:

R u not entertained

X10

There once was a Prince who wrote 'The Ladder'
Who said also that 'Money Don't Matter'
He had it out with WB
Was bound, but now he's free
Nothing can cause his world to shatter ..

There once was this 'Sexy Dancer'
Who Charmed this 'Lady Cab Driver'
He said 'Let's Work'
She had a slight smirk
He told her 'I Wanna Be Your Lover'

eyewishuheaven said:

He played a gig at a place called Coachella
(and, just in case, brought an umbrella).
He busted out 'Creep',
tried to sue all his peeps,
now, all the internet laughs at the fella.

There was a pris Prince who wore manties
who loved slutty, lingerie ladies
He taught them to sing and do nasty things
but they mostly posed well in their panties
[Edited 9/11/08 14:38pm]

There once was a minstrel named Prince,
Draped finely in satin and chintz.
He married a wife
That ruined his life
And no one's heard tell of him since.

There once was a rock star named Prince
Who some think to be quite a mince.
Plays with guitar and drum sticks,
But never with black chicks.
Friends of Dorothy wish he just cross the fence.
(Already, damn)

There once was a Prince, slight and fair,
Who used to wear high, bouffant hair.
Some say he's now bald --
Next to no hair at all,
Except that on his tight derriere.

Some say Prince is only five-two
With the help of a cuban heeled shoe.
Chicks give it no pause.
He still gets the 'draws.
It's the way that he do what he do.

There is a man with no name
That's ok because we are the same
We run to love to forget the pain
When others call us insane
Changing we do not change
Covered in a purple reign
Making the haters all fall tame
Causing them to feel their shame
Jehovah's Witness is our claim
There is a man with no name

There once was a man named Prince
Whose music was so hot, it made a future Vice President's wife wince
He had adoring fans galore
Now he's become such a double drag bore
We're down to posting limericks about him in Prince Music & More

Of course, I'm a Liberal! I'm an American, damn it!

This country was founded on the premise of Liberty and Justice for ALL...remember?

My wallet is STILL on hiatus!

everybody is talented

My old girlfriend Dorothy made dinner
She told me she wanted me in her
She did a white girly dance
Later I got in her pants
And man did I wish she was thinner


[Edited 9/12/08 17:27pm]

sexyAuntyFuka said:

R u not entertained Motherfuckers!

There once was a place called the Org
Purple fans went there when bored
They'd laugh and they'd cry and persistently ask why
The Purple Prince would never drop by.

There was a fine sport of the stage
Who kept all the ladies engaged
As an International Lover
He ran undercover
From the girl who keeps the key to his cage.
[Edited 9/12/08 18:33pm]

sexyAuntyFuka said:

R u not entertained!

there once was a fellow named prince
there wasn't anyone like him since,
he found religion
and made a decision
and we haven't seen him since! ! ! ! !