if Prince interviewed his fans, what would he ask us?

Do you have bootlegs?

Flowers2 said:

where are all my videos online? u have an account with Pirate Bay?

Does your man have an ass like mine?

Did you take your meds?

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

The Org: We are very, very privileged to have in person with us, the one and only Prince.
Prince: Thank u.
The Org: How are you doing today?
Prince: Hello..I'm fine cuz I know the Lord is coming soon. Coming...coming..soon....I'll leave off the laughing part cuz uh,...well, I've matured, u dig?
The Org: Yes,..I think we all have.
Prince: Alright then...
The Org: We here like to ask you some questions...
Prince: (interrupts) Well u know, I've never been a fan of interviews. So what I'll like 2 do 2day is that uh,...I'll ask ya'll questions...Cool?
The Org: Oh well, uh, I guess that'll ..
Prince:(interrupts) Cool...Don't worry, I won't hurt ya'll..I only want to...well ya'll know the rest. O.K., ya'll ready 4 what time it is?... Come on ya'll,...I know u're nasty...First question...Who here knows bout' the quake? ...I mean really...

(i'm suprised no one said this) do you own your masters?

would u rather have a novice at matters of the heart....or an expert lover?....then don't complain and appreciate this.....

"today, your love. tomorrow. the world...wish could stay, but i'm looking 4 more"

The Org: Oh Mr. Prince, you are so funny!
Prince: Mister? My name is Prince...And eye am funky...No matter what anybody says....1999...1999...Don't u let anybody ever tell u what 2 do! O.k. Next question? Why ya'll want me to get back with the Revolution? Ya'll don't like my new band?..
The Org: Well no, it's not that...
Prince: Ummmhmmm,...yeah eye no,...eye no what time it is. Eye come on here, eye see...eye read things..Eye have favorite orgers u know?
The Org: You do?! Oh please, tell us who they are?
Prince: Nope.

SirPsycho said:

blackguitaristz said:

Can I play this guitar?

EmeraldSkies said:

blackguitaristz said:

The Org: Oh Mr. Prince, you are so funny!
Prince: Mister? My name is Prince...And eye am funky...No matter what anybody says....1999...1999...Don't u let anybody ever tell u what 2 do! O.k. Next question? Why ya'll want me to get back with the Revolution? Ya'll don't like my new band?..
The Org: Well no, it's not that...
Prince: Ummmhmmm,...yeah eye no,...eye no what time it is. Eye come on here, eye see...eye read things..Eye have favorite orgers u know?
The Org: You do?! Oh please, tell us who they are?
Prince: Nope.

blackguitaristz said:

"Do U believe in God?"

" . . . Say papa, I think I wanna dance! . . ."

i can't imagien Prince interviewing fans. Do you hink he's intersted in us??

KidaDynamite said:

SirPsycho said:

(i'm suprised no one said this) do you own your masters?

That's the 1st thing that came to mind.

Hopefully Prince would ask us to join him for a concert performance...all expenses paid...in a rock till u drop atmosphere. Bring your sleeping bagz kind of thing.

1) Are you downloading my music online? Really which site? Okay, here's a card, you will be expecting a call in the near future.

2) Do you want my autograph? Well here is a pamphlet instead. Read it and i'll be expecting to see you at church Saturday.

3) Do you want me to play at your wedding reception? Really. Well here's a number to call with the information requesting my services, and don't worry I do take check or VISA/Mastercard.

graecophilos said:

If you love me you will burn your bootlegs...

i think he'd ask really random questions ..

missfee said:

WHAT MORE DO U WANT FROM ME???

Can I interest you in a copy of the watch tower?

"Don't you wanna go get saved?", he's said that in many interviews.

Do you want me to release my stuff from the vault??

Do you want me to release all those concert videos that never seen the light of day??

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

Dayclear said:

blackguitaristz said:

jane2307 said:

blackguitaristz said:

The Org: Oh Mr. Prince, you are so funny!
Prince: Mister? My name is Prince...And eye am funky...No matter what anybody says....1999...1999...Don't u let anybody ever tell u what 2 do! O.k. Next question? Why ya'll want me to get back with the Revolution? Ya'll don't like my new band?..
The Org: Well no, it's not that...
Prince: Ummmhmmm,...yeah eye no,...eye no what time it is. Eye come on here, eye see...eye read things..Eye have favorite orgers u know?
The Org: You do?! Oh please, tell us who they are?
Prince: Nope.

HELLO HOW R U ?? TRUST U R WELL...


JUST WANNA SAY I PREFER THE NEW BAND FROM WHAT U R DOING NOW ..URE MUSIC JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER AND STRONGER...EACH DAY...
DONT MIND THESE PEOPLE ON HERE COS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCES.....(lol)
I HAVE COME ACROSS TO SOME PEOPLE THT THEY PREFER THE OLDER ONES DONT ASK ME WHY..
BUT MOST OF THEM R SAME AS ME LIKE WHAT U R DOING NOW (UR NEW BAND)... JUST KEEP DOING WHAT U GOTTA DO ...BRING US MORE GOOD MUSIC..
SOMEWHERE HERE ON EARTH IS SO BEAUTIFUL .....

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens