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Thread started 11/29/07 3:09pm

CynicKill

Prince Sues Yet Again!

This is a funny little ditty from a local paper:

Burnt Toast Resembles Prince, Prince to Sue Toast

LOS ANGELES—After a recent row with fans over the unauthorized use of his image on websites, Prince has again gone on the offensive, threatening legal action on a piece of burnt toast, which some say bears his likeness.

“That toast ain’t nobody,” Prince squealed from behind a velvet-wrapped podium at a Beverly Hills press conference yesterday. “It’s just using my image to make something of itself, trying to get itself a little attention, make a little money, but that toast ain’t nobody special. That toast ain’t no Prince, baby.”

“I think he’s lost his mind,” counters Beverly Smith, the California lawyer hired to represent the toast. “It does look like Prince,” admits Smith, “but you can’t sue a piece of burned bread. There is no legal precedent.” The toast itself has declined to comment on its ongoing feud with the pop star.

In response to Smith and other critics, Prince plans to embarrass the toast with a thoroughly funky musical dis. “That toast won’t know what hit it,” Prince cooed in a high-pitched falsetto. “I’m gonna be all ‘Bow, chicka, chicka, bow, wow, chick—oooo, baby, damn!”—and that’s were the horns come in trilling between C and C sharp, that’s also where that nobody toast learns a real life lesson: don’t mess with Prince, baby.”

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Reply #1 posted 11/29/07 3:12pm

KidaDynamite

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Okay I knew this was fake once I saw the word "damn" quoted as a word Prince said.....okay I knew this story was fake b4 that but that confirmed it! lol

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In my mind I can't study war no more....I CAN'T STUDY WAR, NO NO!!"
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Reply #2 posted 11/29/07 3:21pm

wlcm2thdwn

Yum, anybody got Jelly? biggrin

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Reply #3 posted 11/29/07 3:24pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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wlcm2thdwn said:

Yum, anybody got Jelly? biggrin

CHOMP pooptoast

I stay Woke.

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Reply #4 posted 11/29/07 3:58pm

ButterscotchPi
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lol falloff

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Reply #5 posted 11/29/07 4:01pm

Aside

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wow. every 10 years, i guess, like clockwork. first it's cease & desist, and then it's something about TOAST! lol

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Reply #6 posted 11/29/07 5:14pm

Bsunshine

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I knew that Prince was only doing this for some more bread... and now I know why.

The lengths that he'll go to! I am glad i am on a low carb diet or I'd shake my fist in his direction! I mean it!

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Reply #7 posted 11/29/07 5:18pm

Tame

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That joke is very stale. cool

Here we are in this big ole' empty room, starin' eachother down.
U want me just as much as I want U, let's stop foolin' around.~Prince
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Reply #8 posted 11/29/07 7:31pm

RUHip2TheJive

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lol...It's obvious it's fake since they managed to get a direct quote from P - disregard him saying 'damn'.

giggle

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