Compose the PERFECT PRINCE INTERVIEW

OK.


The objective: Come up with an interview question for Prince that is impossible for him to dodge or skirt, or muddle unless he totally just decides not to answer it.

"Prince, did you at anytime, between the years 1983 and 1990, through provocation, whim, or pre-meditated attempt, without influence of any drug or alcohol, insert your penis into Jerome Benton? Yes... or No..."

Prince! Paisley Park is still in your heart? Are you still looking for Graffiti Bridge? Have you found the Ladder? Are you gay? And don't lie!

AsianBomb777 said:

Cheek said:

Prince! Paisley Park is still in your heart? Are you still looking for Graffiti Bridge? Have you found the Ladder? Are you gay? And don't lie!

AsianBomb777 said:

Cheek said:

Prince! Paisley Park is still in your heart? Are you still looking for Graffiti Bridge? Have you found the Ladder? Are you gay? And don't lie!

He'll be a basket case before the interview is up.

AsianBomb777 said:

Cheek said:

AsianBomb777 said:

"Prince, did you at anytime, between the years 1983 and 1990, through provocation, whim, or pre-meditated attempt, without influence of any drug or alcohol, insert your penis into Jerome Benton? Yes... or No..."

I hope he won't see this!

"Prince, you didn't really beat up Sinead Oconner did you? I would think it would at least be an even match. Yes... Or No.. "

Me: Prince, would you like to go back to your hotel?

Prince: Sure let's go!

End of interview!
[Edited 7/16/07 10:55am]

Ha! He wouldn't sit down long enough to answer the questions I'd have for him. But if he did, it'd be the most brutally honest interview he'd ever given.

Prince, could you please explain the past existence of dinosaurs to me, please?

3121 said:

"SOOO, be honest Princey, how often do you look at the org?"

So Prince, Will we ever see the return of The Artist Formally Know As U

Love Life,
Love God,
And Only Do Drugs You Need

Pichu..Pichu...

1. So Prince, did Cynthia Rose ever kick u and Lucy's ass 4 checking in her lunchbox?

2. If I close my eyez and count 2 ten would u b naked by the time I open them?

3. What does a "mind full of good intentions, and a mouth full of Raisenets really mean?

4. Prince you've once said in a song quote "I don't want your credit cards, or anything you've got feel u up is all I wanna do wadda ya say?" I don't have any credit cards, I can't even get a Wallmart card so would you feel me up?

Then Prince will be like this I'm like this then this a little of this I'll end up like this

KidaDynamite said:

1. So Prince, did Cynthia Rose ever kick u and Lucy's ass 4 checking in her lunchbox?

2. If I close my eyez and count 2 ten would u b naked by the time I open them?

3. What does a "mind full of good intentions, and a mouth full of Raisenets really mean?

4. Prince you've once said in a song quote "I don't want your credit cards, or anything you've got feel u up is all I wanna do wadda ya say?" I don't have any credit cards, I can't even get a Wallmart card so would you feel me up?

Then Prince will be like this I'm like this then this a little of this I'll end up like this

Me: Prince, will you marry me?

Prince: Maybe.

Me: Nevermind, can we have hot butt naked sex?

Prince: I'll race you to the jungle gym.

THE END.

"Are you going bald?"

"Do you jack it often?"

"Homosayswhat?"

"18 years old, and she knows her funk!!! "~ funkpill
KLANG KLANG THUMP SCRAAAPEPYRAMID HEAD HAS COME TO RAPE

purplesweat said:

"SOOO, be honest Princey, how often do you look at the org?"

Imago said:

Doesn't the org have more visitors than the other sites?

FruitToAttractBears said:

with your religious beliefs, How do you feel about your hardcore fans being idol worshippers ???

will you ever tell the spirit voice in your head that helps you make album decisions to shut up already!

Me: Prince, you don't like doing interviews, do you?
P: No
Me: Would you like me to give you a way out of this?
P: Yes
Me: Post all of the songs from your vault online for download, and I promise that you'll be free to go.
P: Can I charge 99 cents for each track on Itunes?
Me: of course. You should make some money from your work.
P: Cool.
(at this point Prince makes a quick call on his videophone. After 30 seconds, he hangs up)
P: done.
Prince leaves the room in a puff of 3121 perfume.

I sit there for a moment wondering if it really happened and I sign on to Itunes to check and under Prince, it lists almost 2,000 songs and even some rehearsals.

That my friends, would be the perfect interview. A win win for everyone.

Etorres said:

Have you ever rubbed your cock longer in the shower than was absolutely necessary for the soap to actuallly clean it? In other words, have you EVER JACKED YOURSELF OFF, i. e. masturbated?

mistermcgee said:

Name all the songs that Andre Cymone or Jesse Johnson wrote but did not get credit for?

Would you call your hairdo a "traditional" comb-over or a "new-jack" comb-over?

How many inches long is your penis when erect?

So, uh, Mayte ever uh.. swallow it? Can I? Can I touch it?

Does my ass look phat or fat in these jeans?