CHEESY PICK-UP LINES

What cheesy pick-up line from any Prince song have you used (even if booze was involved)? Mine was "have u ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" And yes wine was involved. COME ON CONFESS!

Let's pretend we're married and do it all night!

This is gonna be funny, I hope more people post.

I was very drunk and tried to do the old "I need a picture of your mother to verify the fact that there's not another one n the universe so supreme..."

I think all that came out was "Have you got a photo of your mum?"



I didn't pull!

JimmyNothing said:

In Movie Star he says,
They said - "Ooh, it's good 2 see ya"
I said - "Oh, it's good 2 be seen"

Not a pick up line, but I use this response quite often with my clients at work, and always get a chuckle out of it.

How can I put this in a way as not to offend or unnerve

- but there's a rumor going all around that you ain't been gettin' served...

Maybe U should wrap your legs around my neck 4 awhile
And we'll see if I can make U smile

me: I'll see you tonight...

person: wha?

me: in all my dreams...

my hubby has been sayin to me for years .. "ya wanna lay me?"

And she said all she wanted was a good man and wanted 2 know if I thought I was qualified.
[Edited 7/6/07 22:43pm]

JimmyNothing said:

:-DThank u for fessing up. I truely enjoyed your responses. I think you are true explorers and definate optimists. Yes i will use a line again just for a smile. By the way i went home empty handed that night 2. .....butterfly kesses 2 all.....lilly

Savage has a cracker.
Very cringeworthy

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!

KrystleEyes 22/03/05

in my room..i have a big..brass..watah bed...

do u wanna record an album?

my friend and i have been using the morris day and jerome 'sexiness to the left of you....' stuff from graffiti bridge unsuccessfully for a while. i did once say to a girl 'thank you for a funky time, call me up whenever you wanna grind' after we'd hung out one evening. hehe

Well I once told a girl, "You've got the horn, so why don't you blow it?" but she took it the wrong way and slapped me.

scuse me, but I need a mouth like yours,
to help me forget the girl who just walked out the door

I didn't use it as a pick up line, since I was already with the person...but I have used "I know I hold you too tight, but I just can't seem to get close enough" on my boyfiend, but cheesy as it seemed, I MEANT IT! Hehe.
Loving all the posts so far, especially JimmyNothing's!

To a total stranger at the pool:

"I wanna fuck you so bad it hurts"...










...it worked!




*sigh* I was so much bolder in my teenage years...

i love readin abt this!

"So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..."

do u like fawnky music
all i play is fawnky music

Got the butter for yo muffin...

I actually told a girl once that I was going to do what Prince said in "Let's Pretend We're Married" and she took the bait.

I cannot BELIEVE that worked.

"Guitar" on Leno is the greatest performance in the history of rock ' roll

Second Funkiest White Man in America

It sure is nice having adults running our government now

If you're a kingdom hall girl or church girl, why you in this bar and keep talkin' to your girlfriend about gettin' fucked?

Your choice: zucchini or cucumber?

Just don't use NEW Prince lines to pick up girls.

Can you imagine?

"Hey, baby. Ain't no room for disagree."

have never used any of his lines...got my own, but i will.

I like uh...you might come to in the morning after roaming in the park... I was told if you put a mug to sleep yo shit is tight!

Your lips would make a lollipop too happy