Prince: A Pre-Christmas Story

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It's the day after Thanksgiving (best noted as the biggest shopping day of the year) and Mani gets up at 5am. Prince wakes up when he can no longer feel her warmth and asks "What r u doing"? She replies, "just going to pick up some things". He's puzzled, and thinks to himself..."hmm, sugar plums never gets up this early unless it's to play with my favorite spot, make me some blueberry pancakes with maple syrup and jam, or write me a romantic poem. She must be up to something. I know she wouldn't be shopping for the holiday like the other normals around here. I think she knows better than that. Oh well" and figures well since she's stepping out, maybe I could go down to the studio and lay a few tracks. Prince rises out of bed, puts on his Paisley robe, making his way to the studio until he sees.....

"Who gonna check me boo?"

Boriqua1130 said: It's never too late, to be "Experienced"

... until he sees that someone has rumaged through his makeup drawer.

He sifts through his channel base, his maybeline eye makeup, and his various curlers, crimpers, and powder puffs completely dismayed that someone would have the audacity to look through his stuff.

"What the fuck?", Prince says outloud. "Who's been going through my shit?"

"I have!, " exclaimed Little Richard standing on the other side of the room.

In his hand, Little Richard was holding a....

tube of Christian Dior "Diorshow" eyeliner. He told Prince, "hey, that Mabeline stuff you have is sought of cheap you know, and it runs..and honey lord knows that I know this stuff like the back of my hand. You should try this line by Dior, it sticks to my lashes like flies to shit, and they make them fuller too".

Prince said, "What the hell you doin' in my house?"

Little Richard said, "oh i'm sorry, Mani told me that you needed some tips on make up since you fired your make up artist last week. Chile, sticking yourself with eyeliner is not fun, nor cute".

Prince said, "And, who told her to tell my business to you of all people?"

Richard said, "well since Larry has been strung out mixing with snowmen and all, his number didn't work anymore"...

Prince said, "Snowmen?!?, She told me he met a woman and moved to Paris with her and he wouldn't speak to me because I had been skipping out on the witness meetings for other engagements."

Then Mani walks down the stair case....

Prince shouts out.....
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"Who gonna check me boo?"

Boriqua1130 said: It's never too late, to be "Experienced"

..."Woman, whatchoo doin' tellin' people my business???"

"Well," Mani said sheepishly, "I honestly had to tell somebody, and it just so happened that Little Richard invited me over for tea and girl talk. One conversation led on to another and, well, we got to the topic of your makeup. The man is right, y'know. The Dior would look better on you, and I'm tired of you using up all my eyeliner as it is. It's almost as if you were like my big sister, not my husband!"

Prince couldn't do much more than blush a little and cut his eyes at Mani. Quickly enough, he got back on to the question at hand..."Now what about these snowmen Larry's been seen with?"

Little Richard goes on to say...

balls. i killed the story.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Christopher said:

sitruk7 said:

sitruk7 said:

... "Mani, I have to get the snowman back from Paris. I'm leaving tonite. Christmas without him is not Christmas"...

virginie74 said:

Christopher said:

virginie74 said:

... "Mani, I have to get the snowman back from Paris. I'm leaving tonite. Christmas without him is not Christmas"...

umm we'll pretend he did say that

mani-"prince,as long as your going to paris...do you mind stopping by carls jr. and getting me some cheese fries? thanks honey"....prince looks at her crazy and says..

Scandalous69 said:

Christopher said:

umm we'll pretend he did say that

mani-"prince,as long as your going to paris...do you mind stopping by carls jr. and getting me some cheese fries? thanks honey"....prince looks at her crazy and says..

prince looks at her crazy and says: Listen Mani, I don't have time to stop by Carls Jr. I have too much things to do while in Paris.
I need to go to the Salon, get my hair done, my make-up done, with DIOR make-up this time, I PROMISE, and then I gotta go and check out BUDDHA BAR and try to dance a bit to that new age muzik, altho I dono if I can take the loud noise and all the wana-b-so-cool people in there, but u know, a Prince is gotta do what a Prince is gotta do.
So u see no time for cheese fries darlin.....
But All I gotta tell u is VOUS ETES TRES BELLE MAMA.....

To this Lil Richard turned to Prince, with his black eyelined fish eyes and screamed.....

Imago777 said:

Prince said "My voice is gettin' higher but I ain't ever had my nuts done!"

Then Prince thought of an idea, he shook his head until his toupe fell off and used his toes to program the miniture time machine he kept hidden within it.He programed it back to 1988.Suddenly Georgio appeared attached to Prince's crotch.

Georgio "She says her daddy is Creole(New Orleans) and her mom is Latin...All the guys flip out when..Wh..What's going on?"

Prince "Praise Jehovah! My time machine worked! Sorry about that brother but I was in need of the one who hung on my nuts the most and that happened to be u.Now be a gem and get me out of this mess,cool?"

Georgio(looks around and sees Little Richard)"Is that your dad?"

Prince "Hurry! The Royal Testicles r turning purple...and that's not a good thing this time!"

Georgio,obsessed with copying Prince but denying it,begins to strip off his clothes and climb on the other side of the giant torture device Prince is stapled to.

Georgio "What? It's just a coincidence that's all."

Prince began to cry when suddenly...

sitruk7 said:

"Who gonna check me boo?"

Boriqua1130 said: It's never too late, to be "Experienced"

"Where's all the white women at???"

sitruk7 said:

littlemissG said:

Prince "I've never been so embarassed b4! And that's even including that mess I did at the James Brown concert back in 83!"

Mani " How about back in '93 when you slipped on stage during Scandelous?"

Little Richard "Or when Graffiti Bridge premiered?"

Georgio " Remember when..?"

Prince "None of ya'l r helping. I hope u know that."

Mani "I'm sorry boo. It's just with all these rumors about us breaking up, I'm just not in the right mind set a woman should be in."

Little Richard "Tell me about it chile! Why just last week I put on a pair of shoes that clashed with my chiffon blouse!"

Georgio(over to Larry)"Is that his mom?"

Prince "Enough of this gibberish!My nuts hurt and ain't any of u n*ggas kissing them 2 make them better!"

Larry "Be cool lil' baby brother. I got the remedy right here!"

At that moment,Larry pulled out his bass and played a solo that made the haters hate him no longer...at least until he stopped playing.

Prince "Larry, I thank u,Mani thanks u, my testicles thank u, my thank u's thank u. U're a heaven sent my brother."

Georgio "What about me?"

Prince "Oh yeah! Get the hell outta here and don't come back...unless u get Cat's phone number. Finding that girl is like lookin' 4 a penny in a large room with no light!"

Georgio "Then coming back would be alright?"

Prince "Sure but, til then u'll be looking 4 a penny in a large room with no light."

Georgio left and Prince, Mani, Little Richard and Larry decided to go to the mall after all. When they arrived...

sitruk7 said:

littlemissG said:

Christopher said:

littlemissG said:

Christopher said:

littlemissG said:

Suddenly their entrapment opened, and they found themselves in the middle of...

sears

Georgio "Let's get rid of Larry by making Prince nasty again!"

Little Richard "Great idea! I'd kiss you if you didn't look so much like a girl! I've got a CD player on me! Do you have any of Prince's old nasty song with you?"

Georgio "I've got the Controversy album with me!"

Little Richard "Gimme some Head!"

Georgio "Um...actually that's off of the Dirty Mind album!"

Little Richard "I ain't talkin' bout no album handsome! Don't you know who I am?'

Georgio "The archi..."

Little Richard " I'll tell you who I am! I am two all beef patties,special sauce,lettuce,cheese,pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun! I'm the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker! I am the bad *** mother in bad *** mother f***er! "

Georgio "Are you Prince's dad?"

Little Richard "Shut up!"

Georgio "Uh oh! Here they come!"

As Prince, Mani and Larry returned, they were taken by surprise when they saw...

As Prince, Mani and Larry returned, they were taken by surprise when they saw...

Ty Pennington. 'Hey Prince!' the talented television carpenter called out. "Have you come to check out my housewares collection here at Sears?'

'Uh...' Prince started

'You'll love my Plum Crazy bedroom collection (exclusively at Sears)! It has all your favorite shades of plum and purple, It will really butter your muffin!'

'Purple you say?' Prince said now interested.

Ty continued, steering Prince by the elbow toward the escalator, 'Let me show you.' Just then tragedy struck when Ty's shoelace got caught in the escalator...

littlemissG said:

"Who gonna check me boo?"

Boriqua1130 said: It's never too late, to be "Experienced"