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Thread started 10/15/05 6:50pm

Aerogram

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You know you're no longer a Prince fan when...

You know you're no longer into Prince when...

-- you start using your Purple Rain cd as a coaster.
-- you turn down a perfect copy of Wally.
-- you hang up on Wendy and Lisa.
-- you decline an opportunity to be set loose in the Vault.
-- you throw an authentic Vanity fishnet in the garbage.
-- you say "no thanks" to a drum lesson by Sheila E,.
-- you start prefering Alicia's How Come.. to Prince's.

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Reply #1 posted 10/15/05 6:52pm

MichaelsLight

I'm so glad none of that applies to me.

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Reply #2 posted 10/15/05 7:25pm

purplecam

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MichaelsLight said:

I'm so glad none of that applies to me.

Me too.

Prince.org is a cemetery where folks mourn Prince instead of celebrate him and his music. Last time I checked, Prince isn't dead yet.
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Reply #3 posted 10/15/05 7:33pm

Aerogram

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-- you tape over rare footage of the Dirty Mind tour.
-- frankly you prefer Usher.
-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.
-- you turn down a date with both Diamond and Pearl.
-- you turn your cloud guitar into a lamp.
[Edited 10/15/05 19:35pm]

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Reply #4 posted 10/15/05 7:41pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Aerogram said:

-- you tape over rare footage of the Dirty Mind tour.
-- frankly you prefer Usher.
-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.
-- you turn down a date with both Diamond and Pearl.
-- you turn your cloud guitar into a lamp.
[Edited 10/15/05 19:35pm]



evillol That's just wrong falloff

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Reply #5 posted 10/16/05 12:40am

ewald

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U stop visiting the Org every day 2 see if there's any news about a new tour or album.....

Thank God this ain't Monopoly
U'd make us all go back 2 start
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Reply #6 posted 10/16/05 7:34am

XxAxX

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Aerogram said:

-- you tape over rare footage of the Dirty Mind tour.
-- frankly you prefer Usher.
-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.
-- you turn down a date with both Diamond and Pearl.
-- you turn your cloud guitar into a lamp.
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you say 'stop with the sheboogie and just pass the cream already'

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Reply #7 posted 10/16/05 8:03am

muirdo

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You rate New Power Soul as a good album.

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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Reply #8 posted 10/16/05 8:35am

skywalker

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muirdo said:

You rate New Power Soul as a good album.



I guess I'm not a Prince fan then. Is New Power Soul one of Prince's best? No. Would I rather it than 95% of what passes for R&B today? Yes. Prince's shit is still the best a lot of acts out there can hope to achieve.

I like the album, if that makes it so I cannot sit with the cool kids then so be it.

"I'VE GOT A MIND FULL OF GOOD INTENTIONS
AND A MOUTH FULL OF RAISINETS..."

---------------Mr. Goodnight
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Reply #9 posted 10/16/05 8:46am

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skywalker said:

muirdo said:

You rate New Power Soul as a good album.



I guess I'm not a Prince fan then. Is New Power Soul one of Prince's best? No. Would I rather it than 95% of what passes for R&B today? Yes. Prince's shit is still the best a lot of acts out there can hope to achieve.

I like the album, if that makes it so I cannot sit with the cool kids then so be it.


uh-huh thats right.

go and sit with the folks who hate The Rainbow Children.

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05
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Reply #10 posted 10/16/05 9:03am

wizatmath

You start making jokes about his hips and chances of survival

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Reply #11 posted 10/16/05 9:37am

ufoclub

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You don't bother to go to the aftershow...

You don't know what the latest bootleg is...

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Reply #12 posted 10/16/05 9:42am

Rinluv

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Aerogram said:

-- you tape over rare footage of the Dirty Mind tour.
-- frankly you prefer Usher.
-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.
-- you turn down a date with both Diamond and Pearl.
-- you turn your cloud guitar into a lamp.
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I dont really like them, Diamond and Perl. I dont know why Prince even had them in the group.

Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.
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Reply #13 posted 10/16/05 12:28pm

Aerogram

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-- you switch the channel during his "comeback" performance at the Grammies.
-- you forget Oh Sheila is not a Prince song.
-- you encourage Candy Duffer to sing.

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Reply #14 posted 10/16/05 12:40pm

Illustrator

...all your Org time is spent in the General Discussion forum.

Ignore this post.
I don't need the encouragement.

"To criticize is to choose the laziest form of expression." -some deep dude
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Reply #15 posted 10/16/05 2:36pm

nayroo2002

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--you've been an Orger for ions 'n' ions and forget how to post intelligent jokes about being a Prince fan?

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Reply #16 posted 10/16/05 5:14pm

ufoclub

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lol

Illustrator said:

...all your Org time is spent in the General Discussion forum.

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Reply #17 posted 10/16/05 5:41pm

mellow1

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cool You get rid of your Prince album collection or any other Prince item(s) you may have saved or brought.

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Reply #18 posted 10/16/05 6:06pm

kpowers

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mmmmm does not apply to me

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Reply #19 posted 10/16/05 6:51pm

sofunky

does not compute

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Reply #20 posted 10/17/05 2:39am

tane1976

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You get alzheimers disease or amnesia and 4got what kind of music u like.

17 Years ago I made a commitment to Prince
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Reply #21 posted 10/17/05 9:01am

Novabreaker

... Hell freezes over.

Man, I'd LOVE not to be a Prince fan. If not just for the sheer amussement factor of actually seeing hell freezing over, but it would just be so damn easier.

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Reply #22 posted 10/17/05 9:11am

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purplecam said:

MichaelsLight said:

I'm so glad none of that applies to me.

Me too.

me three

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Reply #23 posted 10/17/05 11:37am

AlphabetST1977

Aerogram said:

-- you tape over rare footage of the Dirty Mind tour.
-- frankly you prefer Usher.
-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.
-- you turn down a date with both Diamond and Pearl.
-- you turn your cloud guitar into a lamp.
[Edited 10/15/05 19:35pm]

lol

Live4Love

Take ur pic from the japanese robes & sandals ,drink champagne froma glass with chocolate handles ..... dont u wanna come 3121!!
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Reply #24 posted 10/17/05 11:55am

RuDeGiRL

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mellow1 said:

cool You get rid of your Prince album collection or any other Prince item(s) you may have saved or brought.


if anyone DOES do THAT then please feel free to send them all to ME!!!!
fro music xmas nutty penguin dancing jig yes

"When we're kissing long and hard
I can almost taste the thoughts within your mind
Sex-related fantasy is all that my mind can see
Baby, that's honestly the way I feel"

~prince
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Reply #25 posted 10/17/05 3:24pm

Tonylover

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U stop visiting the Org every day 2 see if there's any news about a new tour or album.....


Shit.. i never go on the Org everyday.. i wonder if that makes me truly no longer a prince fan .. the thought is scary.. *cringes*

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Reply #26 posted 10/17/05 7:14pm

Aerogram

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Tonylover said:

ewald said:

U stop visiting the Org every day 2 see if there's any news about a new tour or album.....


Shit.. i never go on the Org everyday.. i wonder if that makes me truly no longer a prince fan .. the thought is scary.. *cringes*


Some statements don't work, because this thread would need to be titled "You know you're no longer a Purple Kool-aid drinking 1-track Mind SuperPrinceFan when..."
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Reply #27 posted 10/17/05 7:32pm

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Aerogram said:


-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.


falloff

Purple Fact #542: Prince can make a Weeble™ fall down.
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Reply #28 posted 10/17/05 9:21pm

ThreadBare

When you visit the Org, the Prince/Music page is the absolute LAST one you visit...


whistling

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Reply #29 posted 10/18/05 2:52am

Brendan

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You know you’re no longer a Prince fan when…

- You contemplate the ripeness of a purple banana but fail to see the irony of the truck that nearly backs you over in the process.

- You don’t care if you reach “The Dawn”, “The Sensual Everafter”, cross “Graffiti Bridge”, climb “The Ladder” or ever encounter the tickling sensation of “Lovesexy” burnin’ rubber in your pants. You just want a spot of tea and a cat nap.

- A gorgeous concierge smiles at you and suggestively says, “Sir, you’ll be in 319 this evening” and all you can think is: “Damn, I hope the elevator ain’t broke.”

- You make a death oath to absolutely; positively; never again refill your bottle of “Ode to Poom Poom” perfume -- even if severe cramping, cold sweats, bloody vomiting and delirium should set in again.

- You get in one of those midnight release lines at your local record store not out of dedication but out of desperation at finding a seller’s market for all your Prince junk.

- You’re dieing of thirst in the desert and you come across a mirage that’s advertising free strawberry lemonade and you instantly decide to take your chances at the next hallucination.

- You load your replica gun microphone.

Brendan

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