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PrintableAvramsDad said: When the JOTY tour stopped in Washington at the Gorge (which is an outdoor venue), between a couple songs he paused to reflect... "It's colder than a witches titty out here." I thought it was odd coming from a dude who grew up in MINNESOTA!!! All jokes aside, he was right though.
[Edited 8/5/05 13:55pm] Oh LaWD!!! LOLOLOLOL  | |
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blackbob said: one nite alone tour in london,i think or was it the 2001 celebration....he gets some people up from the front of the audience to dance for him....he asks this one guy from japan what his name is.....the wee guy shouts back in broken english "my name is tuna"....."well, tuna" says prince immediately "you had better dance before we put you back in the can".....
...i thought that was great  that was definitely at the celebration! even Prince laughed at himself on that one!"not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Someone asked him something at the rehearsal on the ONA tour in 2002 in cleveland, and he replied back with "Yo Mama". Then he said "Im sorry, you walked right into that one..." | |
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On the live Musicology L.A.broadcast last year a blond girl in a white dress fell right in front of Prince while dancing on stage as he performed"Take me with U". Prince replied without missing a beat," One too many trips to the bar". Prince was funny that night especially the faces he made when he danced with some of the fans. "The fanbase I have now, they're so sophisticated, they almost expect me to do the unexpected." -Prince | |
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blackbob said: one nite alone tour in london,i think or was it the 2001 celebration....he gets some people up from the front of the audience to dance for him....he asks this one guy from japan what his name is.....the wee guy shouts back in broken english "my name is tuna"....."well, tuna" says prince immediately "you had better dance before we put you back in the can".....
...i thought that was great too funny | |
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rosanda said: Musicology Tour.
During the acoustic set, Prince was telling the audience how some drunk dude had been talking to him the night before telling him how much he loooooved Prince's music. He tells Prince: "Yeah, especially that song STRAWberry Beret!" So, Prince breaks into that song and when he sings the chorus, he sings "STRAWberry Beret" too! 
Glad he didn't run into my mate. A while back she said - speaking about exactly the same song - "Ooh, I love that... what's it called..."Dance merry-go-round".  | |
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smoo said: Hammersmith in 2002 in warm up mode. Comes out in a cream jumper and say to crowd.
"I like to pick up a little local lingo/custom what do y'all call this" (Pointing at sweater/jumper he was wearing) Someone in crowd yelled out "Ugly" that just creased me up. hahahahaha! well he did want some local custom and thats definitely good old british humour!!! | |
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onenitealone said: rosanda said: Musicology Tour.
During the acoustic set, Prince was telling the audience how some drunk dude had been talking to him the night before telling him how much he loooooved Prince's music. He tells Prince: "Yeah, especially that song STRAWberry Beret!" So, Prince breaks into that song and when he sings the chorus, he sings "STRAWberry Beret" too!
Glad he didn't run into my mate. A while back she said - speaking about exactly the same song - "Ooh, I love that... what's it called..."Dance merry-go-round". Dance Merry-go-round? "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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funkaholic1972 said: Moonwalkbjrain said:  I think that was the Parade tour in Paris if I remember correctly. It was Rotterdam in 1986, there was fighting in the audience for at least two of the 3 concerts... | |
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aftershow at glam slam.. he had on a long gold tunic with pants and he said something along the likes of...
"yeah, i got your momma's gold dress on and i look good too!" i laughed myass off for a good solid 10 minutes.
oh this is hilarious thread ,guys. "When Michael Jackson is just singing and dancing, you just think this is an astonishing talent. And he has had this astounding talent all his life, but we want him to be floored as well. We really don´t like the idea that he could have it all." | |
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Philly Hit N Run 2000, during the song Kiss, Prince puts the mike up to this woman for her to sing a line of the song and you can barely hear her and he looks at the audience and says she needs subtitles. That was too funny. | |
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Musicology Tour, Kansas City
They started playing the "Uh Oh" booty bounce part of Crazy in Love and Prince lifts up his shirt and shakes his booty. Then he says," I aint got enough booty for yall huh?" and that one really big dude in his band gets up and shakes it for us. " Well there u go!" During On The Couch: He sings the part, "I wanna go down south..." Then pauses and says, " I mean the southern part of the United States." and grins. I yelled out, " I knew u were still a freak!"
During acoustic set, Cream: He stopped and was like, "yall don't know the words? It's Cream, get on top, u will cop, don't u stop. We'll try it again, ok?" in a kindergarten teacher voice. Then he smiled and started playing again. I guess I learned on this thread that it happened a lot on that tour. Shake....shake, shake, shake. |
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purpleizpassion said:[quote]Musicology Tour, Kansas City
They started playing the "Uh Oh" booty bounce part of Crazy in Love and Prince lifts up his shirt and shakes his booty. Then he says," I aint got enough booty for yall huh?" and that one really big dude in his band gets up and shakes it for us. " Well there u go!" Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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Tom said: Someone asked him something at the rehearsal on the ONA tour in 2002 in cleveland, and he replied back with "Yo Mama". Then he said "Im sorry, you walked right into that one..."
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in small club
prince: knock knock
audience: who's there
prince: joe
audience: joe who
prince: joe mama [Edited 8/11/05 2:40am] | |
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Hammersmith Apollo, ONA Tour - the saturday night show:
He asked one of the audience who was dancing on the stage what his name was. The guy replies 'Toto'.P replied ''Well u aint in Kansas now, so dance' !( a reference to the movie The Wizard of Oz for those of you who don't get it) | |
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is thre anyone who doesnt know the Wizard of Oz???!!!!
How is that possible?? | |
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Clintonista said: My favorite I think is on the Live at the Aladdin DVD when he asks everyone if they had a cell phone to call their next of kin -cause we about to get funky.
Also his re-enactment of Ozzy Osbourne was hilarious! the next of kin thing was funny. 1 Thessalonians 5:23 | |
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During a 2002 soundcheck in Berlin a girl is allowed onto the stage and tells Prince she wants to work in Paisley Park as a sound engineer (despite having no formal training). She then starts tinkling Prince's piano keys, prompting Prince to say: "Sounds like you can play a little bit".
Realising he spoke too soon he then adds: "I'm sensing an Ozzy Osbourne moment here..." "So the marijuana is really good in Berlin", he sighs as he realises the girl just won't stop tinkling the ivories... Suddenly, Prince shouts :"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" and the girl is finally led offstage.  "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person." | |
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giotto said: During a 2002 soundcheck in Berlin a girl is allowed onto the stage and tells Prince she wants to work in Paisley Park as a sound engineer (despite having no formal training). She then starts tinkling Prince's piano keys, prompting Prince to say: "Sounds like you can play a little bit".
Realising he spoke too soon he then adds: "I'm sensing an Ozzy Osbourne moment here..." "So the marijuana is really good in Berlin", he sighs as he realises the girl just won't stop tinkling the ivories... Suddenly, Prince shouts :"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" and the girl is finally led offstage. damn. Shake....shake, shake, shake. |
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giotto said: During a 2002 soundcheck in Berlin a girl is allowed onto the stage and tells Prince she wants to work in Paisley Park as a sound engineer (despite having no formal training). She then starts tinkling Prince's piano keys, prompting Prince to say: "Sounds like you can play a little bit".
Realising he spoke too soon he then adds: "I'm sensing an Ozzy Osbourne moment here..." "So the marijuana is really good in Berlin", he sighs as he realises the girl just won't stop tinkling the ivories... Suddenly, Prince shouts :"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" and the girl is finally led offstage.    *R.I.P MJ*...*And Thank You SO Much!* | |
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giotto said: During a 2002 soundcheck in Berlin a girl is allowed onto the stage and tells Prince she wants to work in Paisley Park as a sound engineer (despite having no formal training). She then starts tinkling Prince's piano keys, prompting Prince to say: "Sounds like you can play a little bit".
Realising he spoke too soon he then adds: "I'm sensing an Ozzy Osbourne moment here..." "So the marijuana is really good in Berlin", he sighs as he realises the girl just won't stop tinkling the ivories... Suddenly, Prince shouts :"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" and the girl is finally led offstage. o shit Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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jeya took my prince knock knock joke...
what about the end of 17 days in2 head when he says "i hate rock n roll" | |
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giotto said: During a 2002 soundcheck in Berlin a girl is allowed onto the stage and tells Prince she wants to work in Paisley Park as a sound engineer (despite having no formal training). She then starts tinkling Prince's piano keys, prompting Prince to say: "Sounds like you can play a little bit".
Realising he spoke too soon he then adds: "I'm sensing an Ozzy Osbourne moment here..." "So the marijuana is really good in Berlin", he sighs as he realises the girl just won't stop tinkling the ivories... Suddenly, Prince shouts :"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" and the girl is finally led offstage. that's messed up | |
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This comes from an aftershow, though I can't remember the location, bit it is overseas. Someone is smoking in the front row when Prince & The Band comes on. He tells them as he's playing a funky jam, "doesn't the sign say no smoking in here? Put it out or we're out". The band keeps jamming.
The person apparently keeps smoking because a few mins. later Prince signals the band to stop on the 1 & they leave the stage. Around 5 min. later u hear the promoter come out & tell the crowd put it out or the show's over. Around 5 min. after they come back out & pick up without missing a beat. Damn I guess that brother wasn't playing! | |
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eldog98 said: This comes from an aftershow, though I can't remember the location, bit it is overseas. Someone is smoking in the front row when Prince & The Band comes on. He tells them as he's playing a funky jam, "doesn't the sign say no smoking in here? Put it out or we're out". The band keeps jamming.
The person apparently keeps smoking because a few mins. later Prince signals the band to stop on the 1 & they leave the stage. Around 5 min. later u hear the promoter come out & tell the crowd put it out or the show's over. Around 5 min. after they come back out & pick up without missing a beat. Damn I guess that brother wasn't playing! No he wasn't.
Fan-didely-tastic | |
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IBSTROLLIN said: Just a little off topic but, in a live version of "Still Would Stand All Time", one of the back up singers through out the first 5 minutes keeps on singing 'still WILL stand all time'. Prince finally says "Who's the fool saying will, IT'S WOULD! From then on she says 'would'. Kinda funny though.
I've got that performance on cd. I remember you saying that and I laugh when I hear it now. "Why'd I waste my kisses on you baby?" R.I.P. Prince You've finally found your way back home. Well Done. | |
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ona:
"they say money can't buy love...but it helps with the search!" | |
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blackbob said: one nite alone tour in london,i think or was it the 2001 celebration....he gets some people up from the front of the audience to dance for him....he asks this one guy from japan what his name is.....the wee guy shouts back in broken english "my name is tuna"....."well, tuna" says prince immediately "you had better dance before we put you back in the can".....
...i thought that was great I remember that! That was the funniest ever. It was at the 2002 Xenophobia Celebration. "I have a date with Lisa. Isn't that wonderful?" | |
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i do not know what performance- 80 something but he looks at his crotch, and goes- " What are you looking at? & if i gave it to ya what would U do with it?" | |
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