For a long time I used think it was "Let's Go Crazy, punch yo' Afro" instead of "Let's Go Crazy, punch a higher floor."

"and the most dry curious poses, they feel the heat the heat between me and you"

"she had a pocketfull of horses....children were so confused"

Joy in Repetition

"Pimps n' things like to hang outside wearing cuffs for kicks"

omnithanos said:

LMAO!

"She's Always In My Hair""

'Whenever my hopes and dreams
EVADE in the wrong direction'


'Even if I hit the wrong notes/She's always in my ARMS'

LOL!

She said, "how'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist
When I saw little Nikki cry.

"raspberry beret": the rain sounds so coo when it hits the bomb roof...and the hoes wonder who you are...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LMAOOOO!

lust said:

I thought it was "tricurious poses" myself.

Just thought of some more:

Baby I'm a Star
Might not know it now
Baby, I'm a tiara (pronounced "tie-ara" for reasons I never gave much thought to)

Let's Go Crazy
All excited, but we don't know why
Babies cost, we're all gonna die

Little Red Corvette
'Cause I fell to linna-eee (yeah, don't ask me, okay?)
When I saw all the pictures
of the jockeys that were there before me

and

So move over baby and give me a kiss

linna-eee edit
[Edited 4/15/05 8:59am]

FunkMistress said:

Fuck so pretty you and me erotic city come alive
[Edited 4/15/05 9:02am]

In Girls and Boys I thought he was telling her to "visit Tres Belle, mama"

Of course, Life Can Be So Nice was really hard to understand. I remember being like, "Kisses never lie in the middle of the May Jenga whaaa?"
"Sugar and men in your embrace, it's better than a trip?"

I also heard the beginning of Mountains like this:
Once upon a time in a land called Fantasy
17 mountains stood so high
The sea surrounded them in a river of envy

Now that I think about it, that last one kind of sounds like a Princely lyric...

Dewrede said:

Oh, please don't start that one again!!

hehe.. i once read through a thread here where loads of peeps thought the line from 7 went "giant spiders" .. when actually its "die in spite of"

i still sing giant spiders every time!!

FunkMistress said:

Me too!

Also "Get the fuck up!" (Batdance)

gita said:

me too!

FunkMistress said:

Thought i was the only one
Actually i think it fits the song better

(from Let's Go Crazy)
Lets go crazy, Lets get nuts. Lookin for the perfect bonanza girl so then I can put my trust

(from Gett Off)
I hear the pussy's in the way so I hope not to offend any girl

(from Rockhard in a Funky Place)
Salty banana cologne

(from We Can Funk)
I'll gladly be where anybody's up


Yeah, I'm pretty bad with lyrics

Dewrede said:

I still think he DOES say "Fuck" and all he did was manipulate the delivery of it so radio stations either didn't quite know or they would be in the clear to where if they DID play it and it WAS "Fuck" they could always say they thought it was "Funk."

this one's all minneapolisgenius's fault, cuz she misheard this one....morris day, "fishnet":

fishnet...black pantyhose
thick necks...short, stupid hoes

i always sing it like that for the hell of it now.

Eroticist said:

I googled the lyrics (a while ago) and it said ;"thoughts of pretty you and me"
guess they're correct (unfortunately )

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's because of a thread like this that I always sing "Everybody wants to fuck the greedy bitch!" (on the rare occasion that I actually play the title track of GB, that is)

'Maybe I'm just like my father - twofold'.

Eroticist said:

I swear when i listen to the chorus the first time "fuck" is said but its like i hear "funk" the second time and i think if it is that they did it on purpose so when someone listens to it they will be like they consequently were " did he just say fuck?" and then it moves to "funk". Just to mess them around a bit and it kinda abides with the whole radio airplay thing at the same time.

And i've just realised mine:

Lets Go Crazy

"So when u call up that trick in Beverly Hills"

A trick is a prostitute right? For some odd reason i thought that tied in with the area and the whole "Dr. Everything'll be alright", i never heard the "him" later on ("instead of asking him how much of your time is left")

AzurePanther said:

I can see how that could get you confused...I call up my trick in Beverly Hills almost everyday - My lawyer.

gita said:

Adore
Actual lyrics - "I ain't fucking just for kicks"
What I hear - "I ain't focka chocka"

Eroticist said:

My sarcasm radar is not on