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A question for the boys have u Ever tried to seduce a bird (uk slang means young lady) with the "scandalous sex suite" bass WAY up, candles, incense.....cleanest pair of undies u can find. You wait for the song to finish,25 odd minutes later. coz your imagining Kim spread over a chilly bin....or whatever!!! then u lean over and the aforementioned totty has fallen asleep.  .
So its off to the bathroom.....again Nah.....me neither. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! | |
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Strange dream 
Do you remember what were YOU doing during those 25 minutes not to notice she was asleep? | |
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I have used many a prince line on you boys. "Tell me how you wanna be done"
I have ask boys to crawl over to me on your stomach, please baby please. I have used prince music to seduce all my lovers. It gets me in the mood. | |
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lust said: have u Ever tried to seduce a bird (uk slang means young lady) with the "scandalous sex suite" bass WAY up, candles, incense.....cleanest pair of undies u can find. You wait for the song to finish,25 odd minutes later. coz your imagining Kim spread over a chilly bin....or whatever!!! then u lean over and the aforementioned totty has fallen asleep.
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So its off to the bathroom.....again Nah.....me neither. u are so fucking British! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Before getting married I used There's Other's Here With Us.Scared the panties off of many a "bird".  | |
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I sometimes use a home made Prince slow jam CD I put together on my CD burner, but I usally skip the music. The only sound I want to hear is my ladies moans, gasp's, scream's..... MUSIC TO MY EARS! | |
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