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Andy Allo Acoustic Solo Tour: the true story

ANDY: I need to tour to promote my album, can I have the NPG?

PRINCE: U can't have the NPG.

ANDY: C'mon dude, why not?

PRINCE: Because eye need the NPG.

ANDY: But you've got 3rdEyeGirl, too.

PRINCE: They're the same thing with a different name.

ANDY: OK, so can we hire another band?

PRINCE: There's no other band in the world than the NPG and 3rdEyeGirl.

ANDY: OK, but, you know, a couple of musicians to play with me, that kinda stuff.

PRINCE: U go and hire them.

ANDY: Yeah but I need you here.

PRINCE: Y?

ANDY: I can't pay 'em for the rehearsals, I received no advance for my album, remember?

PRINCE: That's the price 2 pay 4 being an independant artist. Eye get no advances either.

ANDY: Yeah, but you're a millionnaire.

PRINCE: Eye worked hard 2 get there.

ANDY: Hey! I work hard too, you're a witness to that.

PRINCE: So u'll b a millionnaire.

ANDY: Maybe one day but I ain't one yet.

PRINCE: Time is an illusion: if u're gonna b a millionnaire then u're already one.

ANDY: Still I can't pay a band for rehearsals, I need you here, you're my producer after all!

PRINCE: Eye can't pay a band 4 u.

ANDY: Why not?

PRINCE: Because they wouldn't b the NPG.

ANDY: ...

PRINCE: Want some more tea?

ANDY: OK, nevermind... Can you at least buy me an acoustic guitar?

PRINCE: Sure.

[Edited 10/10/13 12:28pm]

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Reply #1 posted 10/10/13 5:49am

trickster

lol

ANDY: Did you call Kobalt for a proper rerelease of superconductor?

PRINCE: ... i have no cellphone...no... and i do not live in the past... forget about this old music

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Reply #2 posted 10/10/13 12:25pm

OldFriends4Sal
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OMG, this almost sounds real lol

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Prince: How about you appear in my Breafast Can Wait video as me and that money will go to forming your band

Andy: k

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Reply #3 posted 10/10/13 12:25pm

artist76

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Well, maybe that Wells Fargo loan didn't pan out after all.lol
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Reply #4 posted 10/10/13 12:32pm

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This actually looks more like Danielle Curiel (you know, the famous seasoned director deserving of headlining credit on a video for world-class acts like Prince). Not to be confused with Andy Allo (you know, the kick-ass guitarist deserving of a coveted spot in top-notch live act's band like Prince's and custom-made guitars as gifts). (btw, I'm being sarcastic)OldFriends4Sale said: OMG, this almost sounds real lol . Prince: How about you appear in my Breafast Can Wait video as me and that money will go to forming your band Andy: k
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Reply #5 posted 10/10/13 5:45pm

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Make more of these. lol falloff
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Reply #6 posted 10/10/13 7:40pm

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spit

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #7 posted 10/15/13 7:44am

purple1968

databank said:

ANDY: I need to tour to promote my album, can I have the NPG?

PRINCE: U can't have the NPG.

ANDY: C'mon dude, why not?

PRINCE: Because eye need the NPG.

ANDY: But you've got 3rdEyeGirl, too.

PRINCE: They're the same thing with a different name.

ANDY: OK, so can we hire another band?

PRINCE: There's no other band in the world than the NPG and 3rdEyeGirl.

ANDY: OK, but, you know, a couple of musicians to play with me, that kinda stuff.

PRINCE: U go and hire them.

ANDY: Yeah but I need you here.

PRINCE: Y?

ANDY: I can't pay 'em for the rehearsals, I received no advance for my album, remember?

PRINCE: That's the price 2 pay 4 being an independant artist. Eye get no advances either.

ANDY: Yeah, but you're a millionnaire.

PRINCE: Eye worked hard 2 get there.

ANDY: Hey! I work hard too, you're a witness to that.

PRINCE: So u'll b a millionnaire.

ANDY: Maybe one day but I ain't one yet.

PRINCE: Time is an illusion: if u're gonna b a millionnaire then u're already one.

ANDY: Still I can't pay a band for rehearsals, I need you here, you're my producer after all!

PRINCE: Eye can't pay a band 4 u.

ANDY: Why not?

PRINCE: Because they wouldn't b the NPG.

ANDY: ...

PRINCE: Want some more tea?

ANDY: OK, nevermind... Can you at least buy me an acoustic guitar?

PRINCE: Sure.

[Edited 10/10/13 12:28pm]

What is the obssesion with this woman on this board? Some of you act like you are dating her.

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Reply #8 posted 10/16/13 4:58am

Javi

databank said:

ANDY: I need to tour to promote my album, can I have the NPG?

PRINCE: U can't have the NPG.

ANDY: C'mon dude, why not?

PRINCE: Because eye need the NPG.

ANDY: But you've got 3rdEyeGirl, too.

PRINCE: They're the same thing with a different name.

ANDY: OK, so can we hire another band?

PRINCE: There's no other band in the world than the NPG and 3rdEyeGirl.

ANDY: OK, but, you know, a couple of musicians to play with me, that kinda stuff.

PRINCE: U go and hire them.

ANDY: Yeah but I need you here.

PRINCE: Y?

ANDY: I can't pay 'em for the rehearsals, I received no advance for my album, remember?

PRINCE: That's the price 2 pay 4 being an independant artist. Eye get no advances either.

ANDY: Yeah, but you're a millionnaire.

PRINCE: Eye worked hard 2 get there.

ANDY: Hey! I work hard too, you're a witness to that.

PRINCE: So u'll b a millionnaire.

ANDY: Maybe one day but I ain't one yet.

PRINCE: Time is an illusion: if u're gonna b a millionnaire then u're already one.

ANDY: Still I can't pay a band for rehearsals, I need you here, you're my producer after all!

PRINCE: Eye can't pay a band 4 u.

ANDY: Why not?

PRINCE: Because they wouldn't b the NPG.

ANDY: ...

PRINCE: Want some more tea?

ANDY: OK, nevermind... Can you at least buy me an acoustic guitar?

PRINCE: Sure.

[Edited 10/10/13 12:28pm]

lol

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Reply #9 posted 10/16/13 5:00am

Javi

purple1968 said:

databank said:

ANDY: I need to tour to promote my album, can I have the NPG?

PRINCE: U can't have the NPG.

ANDY: C'mon dude, why not?

PRINCE: Because eye need the NPG.

ANDY: But you've got 3rdEyeGirl, too.

PRINCE: They're the same thing with a different name.

ANDY: OK, so can we hire another band?

PRINCE: There's no other band in the world than the NPG and 3rdEyeGirl.

ANDY: OK, but, you know, a couple of musicians to play with me, that kinda stuff.

PRINCE: U go and hire them.

ANDY: Yeah but I need you here.

PRINCE: Y?

ANDY: I can't pay 'em for the rehearsals, I received no advance for my album, remember?

PRINCE: That's the price 2 pay 4 being an independant artist. Eye get no advances either.

ANDY: Yeah, but you're a millionnaire.

PRINCE: Eye worked hard 2 get there.

ANDY: Hey! I work hard too, you're a witness to that.

PRINCE: So u'll b a millionnaire.

ANDY: Maybe one day but I ain't one yet.

PRINCE: Time is an illusion: if u're gonna b a millionnaire then u're already one.

ANDY: Still I can't pay a band for rehearsals, I need you here, you're my producer after all!

PRINCE: Eye can't pay a band 4 u.

ANDY: Why not?

PRINCE: Because they wouldn't b the NPG.

ANDY: ...

PRINCE: Want some more tea?

ANDY: OK, nevermind... Can you at least buy me an acoustic guitar?

PRINCE: Sure.

[Edited 10/10/13 12:28pm]

What is the obssesion with this woman on this board? Some of you act like you are dating her.

I can't speak for the others, but I'll tell you that my obsession is due to Superconductor being one of the three best protégé albums ever.

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Reply #10 posted 10/16/13 7:01am

databank

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Javi said:

purple1968 said:

What is the obssesion with this woman on this board? Some of you act like you are dating her.

I can't speak for the others, but I'll tell you that my obsession is due to Superconductor being one of the three best protégé albums ever.

I really like BOTH her albums, and she seems a really cool human being, that's all smile

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Reply #11 posted 10/17/13 9:07pm

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Is Andy back doing promo for Superconductor, could that mean the reloaded version is actually going to drop, or just for tour??

http://www.blogtalkradio....ndy-allo-1

You know you are in love, when you cannot fall asleep because your reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr Seuss
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Reply #12 posted 10/18/13 3:04am

honer

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purple1968 said:

What is the obssesion with this woman on this board? Some of you act like you are dating her.

I've seen no evidence anywhere on this board of obession or people acting like they are dating her.

MAYBE people like her music and some people probably also find her quite sexy plus she is/was part of the Prince NPG family SO, I reckon people might wanna talk about her!

IMAGINE THAT! SHOCKING! and on a Prince forum of all places!

*disengages massive sarcasm mode*

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Reply #13 posted 10/18/13 3:09am

Javi

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purple1968 said:

What is the obssesion with this woman on this board? Some of you act like you are dating her.

I've seen no evidence anywhere on this board of obession or people acting like they are dating her.

MAYBE people like her music and some people probably also find her quite sexy plus she is/was part of the Prince NPG family SO, I reckon people might wanna talk about her!

IMAGINE THAT! SHOCKING! and on a Prince forum of all places!

*disengages massive sarcasm mode*

lol Yes, she's great, I'd be happy if Prince himself released an album half as good as Superconductor.

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It seems that there must always be someone unhappy with every thread, even this one, which is one of the funniest I've read on the .org.

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Reply #14 posted 10/18/13 10:56am

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OldFriends4Sale said:

OMG, this almost sounds real lol

.

Prince: How about you appear in my Breafast Can Wait video as me and that money will go to forming your band

Andy: k

That's Danielle as P in the video.

TRUE BLUE
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Reply #15 posted 10/19/13 11:33pm

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databank said:

ANDY: I need to tour to promote my album, can I have the NPG?

PRINCE: U can't have the NPG.

ANDY: C'mon dude, why not?

PRINCE: Because eye need the NPG.

ANDY: But you've got 3rdEyeGirl, too.

PRINCE: They're the same thing with a different name.

ANDY: OK, so can we hire another band?

PRINCE: There's no other band in the world than the NPG and 3rdEyeGirl.

ANDY: OK, but, you know, a couple of musicians to play with me, that kinda stuff.

PRINCE: U go and hire them.

ANDY: Yeah but I need you here.

PRINCE: Y?

ANDY: I can't pay 'em for the rehearsals, I received no advance for my album, remember?

PRINCE: That's the price 2 pay 4 being an independant artist. Eye get no advances either.

ANDY: Yeah, but you're a millionnaire.

PRINCE: Eye worked hard 2 get there.

ANDY: Hey! I work hard too, you're a witness to that.

PRINCE: So u'll b a millionnaire.

ANDY: Maybe one day but I ain't one yet.

PRINCE: Time is an illusion: if u're gonna b a millionnaire then u're already one.

ANDY: Still I can't pay a band for rehearsals, I need you here, you're my producer after all!

PRINCE: Eye can't pay a band 4 u.

ANDY: Why not?

PRINCE: Because they wouldn't b the NPG.

ANDY: ...

PRINCE: Want some more tea?

ANDY: OK, nevermind... Can you at least buy me an acoustic guitar?

PRINCE: Sure.

[Edited 10/10/13 12:28pm]

Prince: Now I need you to go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Andy: Why do you keep saying that? What does that even mean?

Prince: LOL

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