LotusFlow3r says goodbye

I received an email from LotusFlow3r and here is that email...

"Dear LotusFlow3r member. I hope all is well in your universe, unfotunatly, all is not well in mine. LotusFlow3r was started with the intention to spoil Prince fans with all kinds of goodies. But dear fan, you must understand something! Not enough people signed up and as we didn't get enough $77's from the suckers, I mean fans, we had to fire Scott Clay. With this visonary internet guru gone from Project Lotus, we had no choice but to hire someone who would work for less, aswell as bringing the mass production of LotusFlow3r tshirts to a halt. Eventually, Brother Larry Graham offered to run the site. We thought he would save the site, just as he saved P's soul from eternal damnation. That was until we realised that Larry Graham was actually working undercover for trading standards! It seems that when he wasn't looking at BBW porn, he was feeding the LotusFlow3r a deadly virus...one which made the LotusFlow3r dissapear up it's own ass! That ...

...is why you are greeted with a black screen now. I must go now... I can't talk...they're watching me...

...Who's there?

...,No, please NO..

.....BLUERGH!"

blackielawlessrules said:

Sounds about right.

I think Prince wouldn`t sent a E-Mail if its clossing! Hell No, Prince will just have where the section on how to join may just say where not taking any Members at this time!
And have No, Fn, Cleu what to xspect even if Prince has announce as such oh! such offers,ss.

Symple, as it was, when, & where, this so cald Music Club.

"WhereverUR!"
HouseQuake suporter aswell 4 P.Org.
Symbolsm©®2K9!/PRINCE:)

This thread is a f...ing waste of time... Mods, please do work...

Thx.

lol

blackielawlessrules said:

Misleading and nonsense

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