Last nite i go over to my friends house, as soon as i get out of my car i saw these mormons. Oh God here we go again. So i talked with the mormons, they did not get a new member and may have been questioning their religion. So i walk into my friends house and go upstairs because i was going to give him money to buy me smokes. Well he's in his room fucking his girlfriend and pretending to be ron jeremy or something. So i sat downstairs and talked to hs mom. Two FUCKING hourrs i was there. Then we go to the store and buy my smokes, we go back to his house him and his girlfriend started fighting, and our other friend tyler came over to take us to a party and he's saying how we have to get out of there cause we're late. Well we get to the party and i lost it. In thirty minutes i had 5 shots of vodka nd 5 beers. So by the time we go to the other party im shitfaced i asked some guy where the bathroom was and he said outside, after being confuse for a while i go take a piss outside, some other guy was like you should sit down and get some air and a drink of water. So i did that and went inside. I'm so shitfaced and don't know what im doing and then i say to myself where is kwinn and tyler(the guys i went there with) i find them and kwinn( who was not drinking) helped me on the couch. I sat down for 15-20 minutes and then my stomache was starting to turn because of everybody smoking. I played it off and a couple of minutes later tyler comes out and i dont even know what he said, so i followed kwinn. Some asshole says we got a puker and everybody starts pushing me to the door, now i would have been fine if they weren't pushing me. I made it to about ten feet from the door and then it happened, i puked like a mother fucker, me friend even told me i hit some guys shoe(ten points for me). So i finished puking and we left. Well my friends droped me off and i went to sleep while they went to fight some guys and continue to party. That isn't even the best part. The morning after i had to go to church with a hangover, so i learned my lesson. Always eat befor you drink

THAT'S what U got out of this story???

Oh, my friend, you've got alot to learn...

Revolution said:

oh and take tylonol before you go to sleep

I think you should've listened to the mormons. Or anybody with more common sense than yourself. Well, you're still young and have some maturing to do.

kids today.

by the way, you share the same bday as Freespirit. but she's older than you....and wiser.

This thread remind anyone else of "Movie Star?"



Probably not.

Thats it?