A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked,

OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have?

Little David was in his 5th-grade class when the teacher

asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up --

fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet

and so the teacher asked him about his father.

KingBAD said:

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked,

OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have?

WOMAN – Ten.

OFFICE WORKER – What are their names?

WOMAN – David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David.

OFFICE WORKER – They’re all named David? What if you wanted them to come in from playing outside?

WOMAN – Oh that’s easy. I just call David and they all come running.

OFFICE WORKER – And if you wanted them to come to the table for dinner?

WOMAN – I just say, David come eat your dinner?

OFFICE WORKER – But what if you wanted just one of them to do something?

WOMAN – That’s easy. I use their last name!

George Foreman and his five sons all named "George" are not amused.

RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked,

OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have?

WOMAN – Ten.

OFFICE WORKER – What are their names?

WOMAN – David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David.

OFFICE WORKER – They’re all named David? What if you wanted them to come in from playing outside?

WOMAN – Oh that’s easy. I just call David and they all come running.

OFFICE WORKER – And if you wanted them to come to the table for dinner?

WOMAN – I just say, David come eat your dinner?

OFFICE WORKER – But what if you wanted just one of them to do something?

WOMAN – That’s easy. I use their last name!

George Foreman and his five sons all named "George" are not amused.

because his got the same last name....

they wish he woulda thought ahead....

"don't lie, U want some love that'll make U cry."

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JorisE73 said:

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KingBAD said:

JorisE73 said:

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somebody remembers...

JorisE73 said:

KingBAD said:

somebody remembers...

Ha! That was the FIRST thing I thought when I saw the thread. Gainesville Green it was called.....