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Thread started 05/04/18 9:29pm

KingBAD

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you are what you eat???

A man kills a deer and

takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they

won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,

but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The dad said,

"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed to her brother,

"Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

A boy asks his father,

"Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about

things like that over dinner,"

the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks,

"Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says.

"There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

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you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 05/08/18 4:05am

OnlyNDaUsa

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A person enters an area and says something

a seconds person makes a reply

a third person makes a reference to a 4th person

the first person quips back.

"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"
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Reply #2 posted 05/08/18 4:17am

XxAxX

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KingBAD said:

A man kills a deer and

takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they

won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,

but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The dad said,

"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed to her brother,

"Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

A boy asks his father,

"Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about

things like that over dinner,"

the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks,

"Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says.

"There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

biggrin good morning to you too

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Reply #3 posted 05/08/18 7:52am

RodeoSchro

When I was in junior high, we used to taunt each other with the question, "If you are what you eat, then what are you?"

The ONLY acceptable answer was "Mussels".

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Reply #4 posted 05/08/18 9:14am

OnlyNDaUsa

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RodeoSchro said:

When I was in junior high, we used to taunt each other with the question, "If you are what you eat, then what are you?"

The ONLY acceptable answer was "Mussels".

meh I am allergic to shellfish

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Reply #5 posted 05/08/18 12:43pm

RodeoSchro

OnlyNDaUsa said:

RodeoSchro said:

When I was in junior high, we used to taunt each other with the question, "If you are what you eat, then what are you?"

The ONLY acceptable answer was "Mussels".

meh I am allergic to shellfish



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Reply #6 posted 05/08/18 2:15pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

meh I am allergic to shellfish



lol lol lol lol lol

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