don't get comfy

there's no tellin

how long this gonna run...

A man and a woman are sleeping together

when suddenly there is a noise in the house,

and the woman rolls over and says,

"It's my husband, you have to leave!"

The man jumps out of bed,

jumps through the window,

crawls through the bushes,

and out on the street,

when he realizes something.

He goes back to the house and says to the woman,

"Wait, I'm your husband!"

She replies giving him a dirty look,

"So why did you run?"

A man approached a very beautiful woman

in a large supermarket and said,

"I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why do you want to talk to me?"

she asked puzzled.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,

my wife appears out of nowhere."

i missed you. i even started a thread about where's KB? it's okay though whther you're here, or there, you'll always be part of the ORG.

XxAxX said:

ThatWhiteDude said:

luv4u said:

whatup???

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".

The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional, and I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So they did.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain." So instead, the King hired the donkey on the spot.

And thus began the ancient-old practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions...

purplethunder3121 said:

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".

The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional, and I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So they did.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain." So instead, the King hired the donkey on the spot.

And thus began the ancient-old practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions...

Welcome to the Org!

RodeoSchro said:

Welcome to the Org!

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

Welcome to the Org!

Been a long time since you've been properly slapped

PurpleJedi said:

Been a long time since you've been properly slapped

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling,

"Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"

A pastor hears this and asks,

"Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"

The boy responds,

"Because I caught these fish at the local dam."

The pastor buys a couple fish,

takes them home to his wife,and asks her to

cook the dam fish.

The wife responds surprised,

"I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher

to speak that way."

He explains to her why they are dam fish.

Later at the dinner table,

he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

He responds,

"That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

KingBAD said:

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling,

"Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"

A pastor hears this and asks,

"Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"

The boy responds,

"Because I caught these fish at the local dam."

The pastor buys a couple fish,

takes them home to his wife,and asks her to

cook the dam fish.

The wife responds surprised,

"I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher

to speak that way."

He explains to her why they are dam fish.

Later at the dinner table,

he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

He responds,

"That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

Q. What's the similarity between penises and fish?

A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.

purplethunder3121 said:

KingBAD said:

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling,

"Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"

A pastor hears this and asks,

"Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"

The boy responds,

"Because I caught these fish at the local dam."

The pastor buys a couple fish,

takes them home to his wife,and asks her to

cook the dam fish.

The wife responds surprised,

"I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher

to speak that way."

He explains to her why they are dam fish.

Later at the dinner table,

he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

He responds,

"That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

Q. What's the similarity between penises and fish?

A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.