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Thread started 01/04/18 6:45am

KingBAD

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happy 4th

A 6 year old and a 4 year old

are upstairs in their bedroom.

The 6 year old says,

"You know what?

I think it's about time

we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,

"When we go downstairs for breakfast,

I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen

and asks the 6 year old what he wants for
breakfast, he replies,

"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair,

tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,

with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts,

"You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4
year old and asks with a stern voice,

"And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"

"I don't know,"

he blubbers,

"but you can bet your fat ass

it won't be Cheerios!"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 01/04/18 6:53am

luv4u

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lol

canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #2 posted 01/04/18 8:14am

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Reply #3 posted 01/04/18 8:33am

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #4 posted 01/04/18 3:53pm

JoeyC

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smile clapping

Rest in Peace Bettie Boo. See u soon.
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Reply #5 posted 01/04/18 5:38pm

purplethunder3
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Image result for cereal gif

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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