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Thread started 12/08/17 10:53am

purplethunder3
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Ho, ho ho...

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Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

Because he knows better than to try the back door.

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Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?

He only comes once a year...and then it's through the chimney.

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Why is Santa so damn jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.

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Reply #1 posted 12/08/17 1:02pm

EmmaMcG

Somebody told me to Deck the Halls, so I did.
Mr and Mrs Hall were not very happy.


My little brother used to think he was so tough because he didn't believe in Santa.
He was a rebel without a Claus.



Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.


Why did santa rob the liquor store?
He was desperate for some holiday spirit.
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Reply #2 posted 12/08/17 4:12pm

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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!

What does one ho plus two ho make?
A jolly Santa!


Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem!

What is the most popular Christmas carol in the desert?
Oh Camel ye Faithful!

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