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Ace

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Funny porn titles

The Devil Wears Nada

Sucking at the Club, Swallowing at Home

Lawrence of a Labia


And my new favorite...


Destination: Tonsils


falloff

"Only his writing was calm. His writing which - in more ways than one - had saved his life."
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Reply #1 posted 11/24/17 9:02am

2freaky4church
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Dick Lacey. lol

Fuck of the Maw. lolol

DJ is da man
"2freaky is very down." 2Elijah.
"2freaky convinced me to join Antifa: OnlyNDA
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Reply #2 posted 11/24/17 11:29am

TrivialPursuit

True title: Shaving Private Ryan

"Despite everything, no 1 can dictate who u r 2 other people." - Prince |
http://bit.ly/unboxingprince
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Reply #3 posted 11/24/17 2:04pm

NorthC

TrivialPursuit said:

True title: Shaving Private Ryan


Shaving Pirate Bryan would be even better. Or:
Free Your Willy.
Don't ever lose your dreams.
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Reply #4 posted 11/24/17 4:03pm

EmmaMcG

RoboCock

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Star Whores Episode One: The Phallic Menace

Titty Titty Bang Bang
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Reply #5 posted 11/24/17 5:29pm

phunkdaddy

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Romancing The Bone
You ain't nothin but a jaybird with draws on
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Reply #6 posted 11/24/17 7:07pm

2045RadicalMat
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Alright! Finally a funny trash topic. I remember derailing one back a few months ago with titles like this.

Butch Ass Kitty and the Sun dance dick (*spritual tale of two misfits who reach heights in spite of their differences)
Porn wars: the last brown eye
Cocks, smocks and two smoking Gaylords (O.R. drama)
phallus doesn't live here anymore (mid life crisis)
The muffsucker proxy
legally blown 1& 2
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Reply #7 posted 11/24/17 8:13pm

kpowers

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Related imageImage result for south park back sluts 9

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Reply #8 posted 11/25/17 1:56am

2045RadicalMat
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Citizen Wang
Orgy and Mess
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Reply #9 posted 11/26/17 9:51am

UncleJam

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Ass Ventura: Crack Detective

The Da Vinci Load

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

Make it so, Number One...
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Reply #10 posted 11/26/17 3:09pm

728huey

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I'm surprised nobody mentioned Hairy Pecker and the Sorcerer's Bone.

falloff typing

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Reply #11 posted 11/26/17 7:34pm

2045RadicalMat
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Man on a taut thin poof
Octomom: Octo-pussy (*u know it's coming soon. Hyphenated to avoid lawsuit)
James Wand: the living gaylights
James Wand: on her majesty's bedroom service
James Wand: She blew for a thrill
Invasion of the Gina Snatchers
invasion of the riding snatchers
My cousin Ginny
TAIL FROM THE DARKSIDE
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Reply #12 posted 11/26/17 9:35pm

Abdul

One in the pink, two in the stink
Stop! My Ass is on fire
Shut up and blow me
Chasing the big ones
I Was Tight Yesterday

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Reply #13 posted 11/26/17 9:42pm

FragileUnderto
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Sex Trek II : The Wrath of Dong
Cant believe my purple psychedelic pimp slap pimp2

And I descend from grace, In arms of undertow
I will take my place, In the great below
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Reply #14 posted 11/27/17 1:13am

2045RadicalMat
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Abdul said:

One in the pink, two in the stink
Stop! My Ass is on fire
Shut up and blow me
Chasing the big ones
I Was Tight Yesterday

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Reminds me of the Stallone classic "Stop or my load will shoot!"
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Reply #15 posted 11/27/17 2:09pm

2045RadicalMat
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The Unthinkable Molly Brown

Whora! WHora! Whora!

Fun With Dick and Jane

Little Oral Annie (this is a real title)

The Pliance Of the Limbs

Dick Traces

One Blew Over Miss Lulu's Chest

Married Pop-Ins

Schlong of the South

SCREW THE RIGHT THING

ScreW THe RipE ThiNG

Clitoris MayBurn

Ferris Wheeler's Gay-Off

Her Puckered Lips Now (Redux)

The Gapes of Wrath

Mr Dick Goes to Washington
Atop Her Strange Nub
Reared Widow
Taxi Diver

Forrest Hump
Sputiny on the Booty

Bent-Her
GREASED

Little Shop Of Whores



The Chaplin CollectioN:

THE GREAT DICK TAKER

TITTY FIGHTS

MOUNTS HER DILDO

A THING IN HER POKE

A COUNTESS POUNDS HAN'S DONG

THE TIT

THE GOLD TUSH

Nude Grotto Traces at Venice

Mabel's Strange PreDickment

Tillie's Punctured Romance

The Little Tramp Stamp-ede



AND
fot those extra special Sick Fucks out there:
National Tampons & European Lactation

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Reply #16 posted 11/27/17 5:03pm

StrangeButTrue

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Das Butt or Das Booty
Bitanic
Alice in Pornoland
if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #17 posted 11/27/17 5:04pm

StrangeButTrue

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2045RadicalMattZ said:

Orgy and Mess

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lol
if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #18 posted 11/27/17 5:31pm

Perspective

When Harry Split Sally

Tonguing The Cherry Moon

Analyze Twat

The Whoranos




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Reply #19 posted 11/27/17 7:22pm

Adorecream

Around 1990 I use to go to a fish and chip shop, that had a rackof videos on the wall and the Porno makers seemed to be very quick with porno remakes of big hit movies, so sorry if these are dated, but I recall seeing the covers of them. I could not watch them as I was under age.

Boomeranal

Harlem tights

The Anal Family

Dick Tracer

The Man with the Golden Rod (Made by Marc Schaffer, one of Michael Jackson's managers and Mr Debbie Rowe)

Shaving Private Ryan

Sex Trek

Strokemon

Suckula

Dangerous Behinds

New Jackoff City

Juicy

Boyz in the Woodz

4 dicks and a pussy

All about humping

Prince - Love4oneanother
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Reply #20 posted 11/27/17 8:53pm

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The Devil Wears Nada is pretty clever. lol

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #21 posted 11/27/17 9:10pm

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My first porn VHS:

Deliveries In The Rear!

Download all the shit hop that you can for your kids, neices, nephews, and their friends also. That will prevent them from going out and buying it and will prevent some shit hop sales. Every little bit helps - Andy
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemus
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Reply #22 posted 11/28/17 5:50pm

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Find strength in that which remains...
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Reply #23 posted 11/28/17 6:36pm

2045RadicalMat
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purplethunder3121 said:

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There's a real film from Europe similar to that. I'll have to dig up the poster. I believe i have a copy. (Poster not the film)
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Reply #24 posted 11/29/17 5:45am

SPYZFAN1

"Buttman Goes To Rio"....."GladHeAteHer"...."Beaverly Hills Cop" starring "Ready Eddie"...and my all time fave.."Hannah Does Her Sisters"

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