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A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that

it was time to marry again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted!"
"Must be in my age group,

must not beat me,

must not run around on me and

must still be good in bed.

All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door

to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a

wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you,

are you?”

the widow asked:

“Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled:

“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!”

she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled:

“Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently:

“Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back,

beamed a big smile and said:

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

KingBAD said:

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that

it was time to marry again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted!"
"Must be in my age group,

must not beat me,

must not run around on me and

must still be good in bed.

All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door

to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a

wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you,

are you?”

the widow asked:

“Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled:

“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!”

she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled:

“Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently:

“Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back,

beamed a big smile and said:

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Hate to break it to you but someone already posted that http://prince.org/msg/100/448962

KingBAD said:

[Edited 11/12/17 7:48am]

luv4u said:

KingBAD said:

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that

it was time to marry again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted!"
"Must be in my age group,

must not beat me,

must not run around on me and

must still be good in bed.

All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door

to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a

wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you,

are you?”

the widow asked:

“Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled:

“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!”

she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled:

“Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently:

“Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back,

beamed a big smile and said:

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Hate to break it to you but someone already posted that http://prince.org/msg/100/448962

and???

i did it on my day off

AND it's still funny as fukkk

and AND where do you think i got it from???

[Edited 11/12/17 12:09pm]

KingBAD said:

luv4u said:

Hate to break it to you but someone already posted that http://prince.org/msg/100/448962

and???

i did it on my day off

AND it's still funny as fukkk

and AND where do you think i got it from???

[Edited 11/12/17 12:09pm]

luv4u said:

KingBAD said:

and???

i did it on my day off

AND it's still funny as fukkk

and AND where do you think i got it from???

[Edited 11/12/17 12:09pm]

stop it i say....

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

[Edited 11/12/17 7:48am]

That would've been a good one for the 80 year-old professor I had who thought nucleat power was the miracle that would save the world...

luv4u said:

KingBAD said:

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that

it was time to marry again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted!"
"Must be in my age group,

must not beat me,

must not run around on me and

must still be good in bed.

All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door

to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a

wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you,

are you?”

the widow asked:

“Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled:

“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!”

she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled:

“Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently:

“Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back,

beamed a big smile and said:

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Hate to break it to you but someone already posted that http://prince.org/msg/100/448962

I posted that one last year. But it's such a great joke that any reposting of it is OK with me!