On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student,

"What are your parents' names?"

The student replied,

"My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said,

"Are you kidding?"

The student said,

"No, Kidding is my brother.

I am Joking."

A child asked his father,

"How were people born?"

So his father said,

"Adam and Eve made babies,

then their babies became adults

and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother,

asked her the same question and she told him,

"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said,

"You lied to me!"

His father replied,

"No, your mom was talking about

her side of the family."

KingBAD said:

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student,

"What are your parents' names?"

The student replied,

"My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said,

"Are you kidding?"

The student said,

"No, Kidding is my brother.

I am Joking."

A child asked his father,

"How were people born?"

So his father said,

"Adam and Eve made babies,

then their babies became adults

and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother,

asked her the same question and she told him,

"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said,

"You lied to me!"

His father replied,

"No, your mom was talking about

her side of the family."

BADD!!!

thank you KingBAD i love your jokes

XxAxX said:

thank you KingBAD i love your jokes

i do it for yo smiles

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

thank you KingBAD i love your jokes

i do it for yo smiles

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

i do it for yo smiles