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Thread started 11/20/17 6:38am

KingBAD

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i may just take monadys...

you don't come round after fridays

and it seems this is the day folks

start their weekly grind...

and i know at some point i can place

a good one on here that'll have coffee

sprayed all over yo desk....

(or at least out yo nose)

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a thought... right now

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"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient..."

"Okay then," said Bob,
and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest adult male organ
the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical
to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself,
the Nurse tried to stop a giggle,
but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at
the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had
laughed at the man's private part,
she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said ,
"I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a Nurse and a lady,
I promise that it won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 11/20/17 9:44am

XxAxX

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eek that'll wake a person up! biggrin

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Reply #2 posted 11/20/17 10:14am

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

eek that'll wake a person up! biggrin

lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #3 posted 11/20/17 12:52pm

purplethunder3
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biggrin lol lol lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #4 posted 11/20/17 12:59pm

RodeoSchro

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a girl at a bar? She told him she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt.

The guy had to nail her three times, and then hit her in the head with a brick!

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Reply #5 posted 11/20/17 11:04pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a girl at a bar? She told him she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt.

The guy had to nail her three times, and then hit her in the head with a brick!

lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #6 posted 11/22/17 7:18pm

HuMpThAnG

lol

BADD!!! cool

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