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Thread started 10/05/17 8:57pm

KingBAD

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t'was the night before friday...

Mother: "Sweetie,

make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes

to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other

is a pause at the end of a clause.

So this dude comes home from work one day,

and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that?

You still cant cook,"

and the wife responds,

"Why do you watch porn?

You still cant f*ck."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 10/05/17 9:34pm

purplethunder3
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KingBAD said:

Mother: "Sweetie,

make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes

to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other

is a pause at the end of a clause.

So this dude comes home from work one day,

and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that?

You still cant cook,"

and the wife responds,

"Why do you watch porn?

You still cant f*ck."