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Thread started 09/22/17 6:46am

KingBAD

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SCIENCE!!!

A lady goes to the doctor and complains

that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill,

but warns her that it's still experimental.

He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes

at dinner,

so that night, she does just that.

About a week later, she’s back at the doctor,

where she says,

"Doc, the pill worked great!

I put it in the potatoes like you said!

It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up,

raked all the food and dishes onto the floor,

grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off,

and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says,

"I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!

The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay.

We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 09/22/17 10:38am

purplethunder3
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lol lol lol

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A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "$5". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused then asks "What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?" The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business"

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Reply #2 posted 09/22/17 2:53pm

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lol

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Reply #3 posted 09/22/17 10:33pm

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purplethunder3121 said:

lol lol lol

..................

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "$5". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused then asks "What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?" The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business"

lol lol lol

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