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oh why not... A man finally attends church with his wife. The man was so impressed with the preacher’s sermon that on his way out he stopped to shake his hand. MAN – That was a damned good sermon, Preacher! PREACHER – Thank you very much but we don’t use profanity in the house of the Lord. MAN – I understand, but that was the best-damned sermon I ever heard! PREACHER – Sir, let me be as clear as I can be. Do Not use curse words in the Lord’s house again! MAN – Ok, but I was just trying to let you know that I was so impressed; I dropped a $1000 in the collection plate. PREACHER – No Shit? i am KING BAD!!!
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BADD!!! | |
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As long as the preacher's response wasn't: "Don't f@!kin' swear," it's all good. | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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purplethunder3121 said:
Who's the crazy b!#$ munching box there? ♫"Trollin, Trolling! We could have fun just trollin'!"♫ | |
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