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Thread started 08/11/17 5:53am

KingBAD

stop me if you heard this one...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

A married couple rushed to the hospital

because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple,

"I have invented a new machine that you might want to try,

it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and

gives it to the father."
So the married couple decided that they would try this.

The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain

switched from the mother to the father and the husband said

"I feel okay turn it up a lot more."
So the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said

"Why don't you just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling a thing."
The doctor warned them,

"This much could kill you if you're not prepared,"

and the husband replied "I'm ready."
So the doctor turned the machine up to 100%

but the husband didn't feel a thing so

they went home happy with a pain free labor.
When they got home

the mailman was dead on the front porch!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 08/11/17 6:15am

HuMpThAnG

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spit

BADD!!! cool

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Reply #2 posted 08/11/17 7:52am

purplethunder3
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lol lol lol

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After 35 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.

When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.

When done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' But breakfast was my idea."

You can walk a mile in my shoes. But you can't dance a step in my feet.
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Reply #3 posted 08/11/17 10:33am

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

lol lol lol

_________________________________________________________________________________

After 35 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.

When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.

When done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' But breakfast was my idea."

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #4 posted 08/11/17 10:42am

funkpill

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STOP!!! lol

thumbs up!

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Reply #5 posted 08/11/17 11:01am

XxAxX

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falloff happy friday!

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Reply #6 posted 08/11/17 2:23pm

morningsong

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funkpill said:

STOP!!! lol


thumbs up!


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“Only by acceptance of the past, can you alter it”
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Reply #7 posted 08/11/17 9:26pm

KingBAD

funkpill said:

STOP!!! lol

thumbs up!

FUNKPILL!!!!

nobody does friday like you

do we get one just cause???

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #8 posted 08/12/17 3:12am

funkpill

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KingBAD said:

funkpill said:

STOP!!! lol

thumbs up!

FUNKPILL!!!!

nobody does friday like you

do we get one just cause???

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Man Asked Woman, "Will You Marry Me And Be The Mother Of My Children?"

Woman said, " How many children do you have?" confused

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Reply #9 posted 08/12/17 9:46am

KingBAD

funkpill said:

KingBAD said:

FUNKPILL!!!!

nobody does friday like you

do we get one just cause???

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Man Asked Woman, "Will You Marry Me And Be The Mother Of My Children?"

Woman said, " How many children do you have?" confused

lol lol lol lol lol

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lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #10 posted 08/12/17 1:37pm

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funkpill said:

KingBAD said:

FUNKPILL!!!!

nobody does friday like you

do we get one just cause???

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Man Asked Woman, "Will You Marry Me And Be The Mother Of My Children?"

Woman said, " How many children do you have?" confused

lol lol lol lol lol highfive

You can walk a mile in my shoes. But you can't dance a step in my feet.
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Reply #11 posted 08/12/17 8:16pm

HuMpThAnG

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lol

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