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Thread started 08/22/17 8:54am

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funny haha

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China,

the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:

"Don't move. The money belongs to the State.

Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept”

Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively,

the robber shouted at her:

"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”

Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home,

the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber

(who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):

"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:

"You are very stupid. There is so much money

it will take us a long time to count.

Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much

we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.”

Nowadays, experience is more important

than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left,

the bank manager told the bank supervisor

to call the police quickly.

But the supervisor said to him:

"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for

ourselves and add it to the $70 million that

we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.”

Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says:

"It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.”

Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million

was taken from the bank.

The robbers counted and counted and counted,

but they could only count $20 million.

The robbers were very angry and complained:

"We risked our lives and only took $20 million.

The bank manager took $80 million

with a snap of his fingers.

It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because

his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 08/22/17 1:36pm

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hmm
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Reply #2 posted 08/22/17 6:28pm

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[Edited 8/22/17 18:39pm]

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