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Thread started 07/21/17 5:56am

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blast from the past....

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman went

for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies.
While walking around the course the English man's

wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up,

and landed in a heap on the ground.

Her skirt was over her head revealing that she

wasn't wearing any knickers!

The Englishman stormed over and angrily

demanded a reason for her state of undress.
"Well darling," she explained,

"you give me so little allowance that I have to

make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices."
The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said,

"Here's a ten spot. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."
Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a molehill,

tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground.

Again her skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn't

wearing any knickers either!

The Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a reason

for her lack of undergarments.
"Well darling," she explained,

"you give me so little allowance I cannot afford to buy undergarments."
With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,

"Here's a five spot. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."
Three holes further on, the Scottish man's wife

caught her foot on an exposed root,

tripped up and landed with her skirt over her head revealing

that even she wore no knickers!

Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as the others.

Simply a lack of allowance.
The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,

"Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit."

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #1 posted 07/21/17 6:00am

HuMpThAnG

lol

BADD!!! cool

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Reply #2 posted 07/21/17 6:05am

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HuMpThAnG said:

lol

BADD!!! cool

hehehe lol

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Reply #3 posted 07/21/17 7:03am

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Four guys are playing golf and are on the 11th hole, whose fairway runs alongside a road. As they approach their drives, a funeral procession passes by on the road. One guy stops, takes off his hat, and stands silently and respectfully as the procession passes by.

"That was really nice of you," says one of the other guys.

"It was the least I could do," says the fellow. "After all, we were married 33 years!"

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Reply #4 posted 07/21/17 10:44am

morningsong

disbelief Y'all horrible. lol lol

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Reply #5 posted 07/21/17 12:20pm

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RodeoSchro said:

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Four guys are playing golf and are on the 11th hole, whose fairway runs alongside a road. As they approach their drives, a funeral procession passes by on the road. One guy stops, takes off his hat, and stands silently and respectfully as the procession passes by.

"That was really nice of you," says one of the other guys.

"It was the least I could do," says the fellow. "After all, we were married 33 years!"

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Reply #6 posted 07/21/17 1:01pm

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[Edited 7/21/17 13:32pm]

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