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Thread started 06/02/17 12:14am

KingBAD

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better to be pissed off...

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

"I can pee farther than anyone else."

"Whatever," the bartender says.

"Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away," the guy says.

"Yeah, right." the bartender says.

"It's true! In fact, I'll bet you 100 dollars that I can pee

right into a beer bottle 75 feet away and not spill a drop." the guy says.

"Go ahead," the bartender says, smiling at the chance to make some easy money.

So a beer bottle is placed on the floor 75 feet away.

Then the guy whips out his dick and starts peeing.

He pees on the wall, he pees on the floor, he pees

on the ceiling and bar, he even pees on the bartender.

He pees everywhere EXCEPT in the bottle.

The bartender starts smiling and tells the guy to pay up.

The guy goes into another room,

comes out a few minutes later with a big grin on his face

and pays the bartender.

The bartender then says to the guy, "Why are you so happy? You just lost a hundred bucks!"

Then the guy says,

"I just bet the guys in the other room a thousand bucks that I

could pee all over your bar, and not only would you not mind,

but you'd be smiling."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 06/02/17 2:42am

purplethunder3
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razz lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #2 posted 06/02/17 4:59am

HuMpThAnG

lol

BADD!!! cool

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Reply #3 posted 06/02/17 6:35am

XxAxX

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gonna have to try that one at the local bar.... lol lol lol

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Reply #4 posted 06/02/17 1:50pm

cloveringold85

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KingBAD said:

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

"I can pee farther than anyone else."

"Whatever," the bartender says.

"Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away," the guy says.

"Yeah, right." the bartender says.

"It's true! In fact, I'll bet you 100 dollars that I can pee

right into a beer bottle 75 feet away and not spill a drop." the guy says.

"Go ahead," the bartender says, smiling at the chance to make some easy money.

So a beer bottle is placed on the floor 75 feet away.

Then the guy whips out his dick and starts peeing.

He pees on the wall, he pees on the floor, he pees

on the ceiling and bar, he even pees on the bartender.

He pees everywhere EXCEPT in the bottle.

The bartender starts smiling and tells the guy to pay up.

The guy goes into another room,

comes out a few minutes later with a big grin on his face

and pays the bartender.

The bartender then says to the guy, "Why are you so happy? You just lost a hundred bucks!"

Then the guy says,

"I just bet the guys in the other room a thousand bucks that I

could pee all over your bar, and not only would you not mind,

but you'd be smiling."

.

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LOVE IT!! lol lol lol lol

"With love, honor, and respect for every living thing in the universe, separation ceases, and we all become one being, singing one song." - Prince Roger Nelson (1958-2016)
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Reply #5 posted 06/02/17 4:06pm

Pokeno4Money

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cloveringold85 said:

Image result for lol gif

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LOVE IT!! lol lol lol lol



Goosfraba!!!

"Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself."
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