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Thread started 05/19/17 6:28pm

purplethunder3
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Soft and Hard...


A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." razz lol
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Reply #1 posted 05/19/17 7:07pm

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:


A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." razz lol
(For Funkpill, thanks again for all the jokes!)

lol

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Reply #2 posted 05/20/17 8:16am

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spit lol lol lol

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Reply #3 posted 05/20/17 8:20am

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Reply #4 posted 05/20/17 8:40am

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Reply #5 posted 05/20/17 2:12pm

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purplethunder3121 said:


A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." razz lol
(For Funkpill, thanks again for all the jokes!)

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"With love, honor, and respect for every living thing in the universe, separation ceases, and we all become one being, singing one song." - Prince Roger Nelson (1958-2016)
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Reply #6 posted 05/20/17 2:18pm

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We need more comedy threads like this!! lol lol

"With love, honor, and respect for every living thing in the universe, separation ceases, and we all become one being, singing one song." - Prince Roger Nelson (1958-2016)
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Reply #7 posted 05/20/17 3:21pm

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Reply #8 posted 05/20/17 4:24pm

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Reply #9 posted 05/20/17 4:35pm

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*pulls down romper*
Kids with cancer. Always funny! ~ HF. Context matters.
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